ST Crow Eating Thread: A Thread In Which You Must Eat Your Words If It Becomes Neccesary

Someone mentioned in another thread that plenty of claims were being bandied about haphazardly, so here is a thread for you to "Eat Crow" if it turns out you were wrong.

 

i eat nothing!

 

I will eat crow if

1. Luke doesn't have a "Force unleashed" moment
2. Darth Plagueis isn't the villain

 

Well, I said the soccer ball droid was a fake before the trailer was released. So could someone please pass the salt?

 

I will eat crow if Luke's beard is a decoy and we et totally evil Darth Luke.

 

Luke's beard was not in the trailer......decoy!

 

I recommend everyone eating crow cook it thoroughly first

 

I believe that the menacing voice (Andy Serkis not Benedict Cumberbatch) is in fact not the voice of a villain. I will wager my pride and be bellyfull'd by crow* if my claim be for not.

















*but not Moldy Crow

 

I was saying it was Serkis, but my reference was the wrong character from the right movie. sooooo......

 

Croooooooooow.

 

Aaaaaahhhhh, yesssss. The Eat Crow Thread surfaces. Have we had the proper amount of wacky theories, though? For a Star Wars film, the wacky ideas this time around are seriously lacking.

Perhaps a Crow Buffet for the Palpatine's Clone crowd?

 

I will wager that Boyega's character wields the Bespin saber.

I'll be back with a mouthful of feathers if I'm proven wrong.

 

I basically discounted a whole bunch of Rumors that showed up in the Trailer so I will Definitely eat a big plate of Crow!!!

 

Reasonable.

The Empire, ever losing ground, commandeers Cloud City for resource and logistics purposes. Vader's will be done, a garrison is placed there to protect the supply line; enter our boy Boyega:

Whilst on duty he happens upon a peculiar object, something he later finds out to be a device used by strange and mystical folk who, until now, to him, have been the stuff of urban myth. He has come to understand through stories he heard as a child that these people long ago were not in the good graces of the faction for which he swears allegiance. Knowing this, he hides it with great care for fear of reprisals, but little does he know that that particular antique is more legendary than he could ever imagine....




Or something like that.

 

Good man!

 

Thanks bro it is the least i can do, this is all in good fun, we are all here because we love Star Wars. I consider you all my Friends

 

With the example of jimjamjim telling us about the "cross light" saber perhaps some of the newbies can learn to not immediately jump down people's throats when they claim to have information. And also not to repeatedly tell us that leaks are impossible so therefore we won't know anything until the movie is out.

 

Amen.

 

I'm fasting.

 

I honestly hope I end up eating a lot of crow. I've been rather negative about the prospects of the new film. Wouldn't mind being proven wrong.

 

OKay, so:

Andy's voice is Plagueis

The figure in the woods is Christie

Adam Driver will steal the show.

Jessica Henwick's screentime will be far larger than a cameo, but smaller than a central character (like Shmi in TPM)

 

Crow? No, I prefer Claim Chowder.

Okay, Serkis is the villain, Driver the apprentice. Serkis might be playing Darth Plagueis. (Luke will need a truly powerful foil)

That's all for now. And I have my own salt when needed.

 

I will eat crow because it looks delicious.