Cruel footie and the proclaimers of daft advise.

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  1. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    This weekend I was spanked by the God of football, the Deity of daft advise also stuck his "OAR" in. Not 1 score at the weekend right! cheers TC & AZ.

    Help is required, nay needed. Any suggestions welcome, it HAS to be an improvment.

  2. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    :p

    A spanking is always welcome though... ;)

    Post the fixtures and I'll offer my 'expert' advice... :cool:
  3. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    "A Spank a day keeps the Doctor away" Well thats what I was always told.

    I'll get the fixtures up soonish, though going by current form I may have more luck giving them to a chimp of less then average IQ.
  4. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    Do it yourself then... :p
  5. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    OOOOOOOOH, unfortunatly being the chimp of below average IQ I've already used that option. Nature is a cruel mistress.
  6. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Sorry, but you should know better then to take advice from me on football scores whilst sober.
  7. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL

    //hands Monkey a comedy handbag for better effect next time he goes 'Ooooooh' :p

    Arsenal v Tottenham - 1-1

    Birmingham v Fulham - 1-2

    Blackburn v Everton - 2-2

    Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 3-1

    Leeds v Bolton - 3-0

    Liverpool v Sunderland - 3-0

    Man City v Charlton - 3-1

    Newcastle v Southampton - 2-0

    West Brom v Aston Villa - 1-1
  8. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    Arsenal v Tottenham - 2-2

    Birmingham v Fulham - 1-1

    Blackburn v Everton - 1-2

    Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 0-18

    Leeds v Bolton - 2-0

    Liverpool v Sunderland - 2-2

    Man City v Charlton - 0-1

    Newcastle v Southampton - 4-0

    West Brom v Aston Villa - 1-1
  9. IamJacksMonkey Jedi Knight

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    Arsenal v Tottenham - 2-2

    Birmingham v Fulham - 1-0

    Blackburn v Everton - 1-1

    Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 0-2

    Leeds v Bolton - 0-0

    Liverpool v Sunderland - 1-2

    Man City v Charlton - 1-1

    Newcastle v Southampton - 2-1

    West Brom v Aston Villa - 1-2
  10. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Too right TC, a few beers is a must tonight to contemplate this. Definatly got the Boro score spot on.
  11. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    true, true.

    VERTY true.

    Hell - today has been HARD WORK.

    typical example.
    - explain to director what the issue is and why it is not an issue at all.
    - director is like 'yay' - very cool.
    - 2 seconds later direcot forgets everything said to her and thinks there is an issue again.
    - explain again

    and repeat [face_plain]
  12. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Sounds like he's caught in a loop, lift him 6 inches off the ground and drop him. If that doesn't fix it the polatiry on his flux capicator needs reversing.
  13. Ramble_Boba Force Ghost

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    Arsenal v Tottenham - 3-1

    Birmingham v Fulham - 1-1

    Blackburn v Everton - 1-2

    Chelsea v Middlesbrough - 0-8

    Leeds v Bolton - 2-0

    Liverpool v Sunderland - 9-0

    Man City v Charlton - 1-1

    Newcastle v Southampton - 2-1

    West Brom v Aston Villa - 0-0
  14. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Intresting scores Boba, but come on Boro only scoring in single figures! Are you Mad, Southgates on a run! I see a couple of Hat-tricks for him alone.

  15. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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  16. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    I hear Middlesbrough are trying to buy Chiesé as a new striker to replace Boksic.

    Then they could have Maccaroni and Chiesé up front for them.



    BOOOOOOOM BOOOOOM



    {I made that up all by myself!}
  17. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes... you...can ...tell... [face_plain]

    :p
  18. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    BANG.............SPLAT

    //the sounds of Monkey brains hitting wall.
  19. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    right - that's it.

    I'm heading to meet monkey, Mandingo and a cold pint of Feltham's flattest, most watered down lager :p
  20. affectionate_monkey Jedi Knight

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    Yes, what a treat. I can almost feel the bile rising up my throat.
  21. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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  22. Ramble_Boba Force Ghost

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    Haha Az

    well I do hate Chelsea, thats why they deserve to be beaten
  23. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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  24. Ramble_Boba Force Ghost

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    Thats Baron Von Iron Maggot to you
  25. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    //plots to overthrow the Baron
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