Behold, the Cthurkey! A monstrous hybrid of crab, turkey and octopus – deliberately styled to look like a mythical beast from a horror novel. http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/17/monst...ng-hybrid-of-crab-turkey-and-octopus-4233799/
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us- the Cthurkey." "Nice thinkin', Ray."
Looks like one of those parasites from Cloverfield. You know, the critter whose bite made Lizzy Caplan's stomach asplode.