JCC [customize your own] The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

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Here's mine.

V - Value Display

I - Inspire Hope

N - Nurture Dependence

C - Cry Together

E - Engage Physically

N - Neglect Emotionally

T - Terminate Relationship

Value Display: First you have to create a "V" value display. Some of my personal favorites are talking about charitable organizations that you're involved with, or making up a sick, elderly relative that you're caring for. This will create value for you as a philanthropist, and all-around good guy. Once you've created this illusion, ask her out.

Inspire Hope: Let her know you're there for her, and lead her to believe that you're ready to take the relationship to the next level. Then you'll bang. This will undoubtedly be the best bang of all because she'll think that she's broken through your tough exterior and you're learning to love.

Nurture Dependence: At this point she will naturally become dependent on you, all women do this. What you're going to want to do here is "N" nurture that dependence. Maybe slash her tires, or one of my personal favorites, create a fictitious scary neighbor that won't leave her alone, and then tell her, "I'll take care of it."

Cry Together: Then you're going to want to find an appropriate situation to "C" cry together. If you're not the thespian type, you can always use some chili powder for maximum emotional effect. It's important to find an appropriate situation for this that aligns with her moral values or beliefs, if no situation arises, you can create one. For example, if she has an older relative that just passed away, maybe call in a bomb threat to an old folks home and then when it makes the news, "let it all out" while telling her how tainted the world has become. If she begins to cry to you'll probably have a weird emotional bang afterwards that will be strangely cool.

Engage Physically: Then you're going to want to "E" engage her physically. It's often best if you try to do this without even going on a date. Maybe say "There's a nice restaurant that doesn't take reservations" to make it sound exclusive. But then when you get there it's closed, as it always is on Sundays, so you suggest going back to your place to watch a movie and eat pizza... Then the sexual waltz begins!

Neglect Emotionally: Now you're going to want to "N" neglect emotionally. Stop returning texts and phone calls, and if she has problems that she depends on you to help her with, you won't be around to help.

Terminate Relationship: Finally, it's time to "T" terminate the relationship. You don't have to give any reason whatsoever for this. Just tell her you don't want to go on in a very matter-of-fact manner, and leave, never to be seen again.

 

Start Negative: The first step to your system is to "S" start negatively. You want to be mean about this, but playful. Make funny comments about her outfit, hair, or other features, but make sure they aren't too mean, that will scare her off. This step is doing two things. 1) making her feel like she has to work to impress you, and 2) setting the stage for the emotional insecurity needed for the subsequent stages of the system.
Take Personal Time: Then, tell her you need to "T" take some more personal time. At this point she will begin to think that the relationship is progressing and begin to get confident. You cannot let that happen. Tell her you need a little more time each week to "hang with the guys" or do whatever activity you like. This will keep you having the upper hand and yield more emotional instability from her.
Engage Physically: Then you're going to want to "E" engage her physically. It's often best if you try to do this without even going on a date. Maybe say "There's a nice restaurant that doesn't take reservations" to make it sound exclusive. But then when you get there it's closed, as it always is on Sundays, so you suggest going back to your place to watch a movie and eat pizza... Then the sexual waltz begins!
Provide Assistance: Now it's time to "P" provide assistance to her in a time of need. If she doesn't have a situation that's too difficult for her to handle on her own, or she does but it seems like a lot of work for you to help out, you can just create one. Or at the very least, just provide a temporary solution so the problem is sure to resurface. It's important to make these situations ongoing so it appears as though she will be lost and helpless without you around to take care of her.
Have a Crisis: Women love to think that they're helping or otherwise improving their men. Create a fictional crisis, such as needing help baking for a work pot luck, make her think she's responsible for loosing a valued family heirloom, or tell her your doctor called and you need to be driven there right away for some emergency tests after your last check up. Whatever the case, let her believe that she's "taking care of you" and making things better. Don't forget to praise her for a job well done once the task is completed.
Exit Date Suddenly: The next time you see her, act as if everything is going well, and then "E" exist suddenly. You can never tell her why, and if she asks just say, "It's something personal that I don't feel comfortable talking about" Distractions are key to this system as they well keep her mind and emotions preoccupied, leaving you free to progress through the system.
Neglect Completely: Which brings us to "N," neglect completely. At this point you'll stop taking phone calls and returning texts, and slip out into the night never to be seen or heard from again.

 

This is scarily accurate.

A - Ask Her Out
M - Move in on Friend
Y - Yield Relationship


Ask Her Out - This is obviously an important step. Though this can be complicated at times, so choose your target wisely, and make sure you have something you can leverage over her or use to your advantage right from the beginning. Having this mentality going in will really set the tone for the rest of the system.

Move in on Friend - Next you'll want to find one of her girlfriends and appear to "M" move in on her. What you'll want to do is find some common ground with one of her friends, say her friend likes tennis, then say "Hey why don't we go play tennis together." You don't actually have to be good, because as a guy you'll appear to be a professional athlete at any sport to all women. She will be disappointed that you're hanging with her friend without her but won't say anything for fear of looking crazy in front of you and her friend. Make these "tennis outings" a regular occurrence for a period of time and that will really start her emotions building up inside.

Yield Relationship - Finally, it's time to "Y" yield the relationship. Tell her that the pressure of a relationship is just too much for you, and that you have to "figure some things out on your own." This is a very specific yet ambiguous reason for ending a relationship that will leave her anxiously waiting your return, should you decide to run the system on her again.

 

Kind Words: First start out with some "K" kind words. Tell her you like her hair, or she smells nice, you know, stuff you don't normally notice or care about. It always helps if you can find a good reason to start this conversation with your shirt off.

Retract Emotionally:At this point you have to "R" retract emotionally. Any desire, respect, or emotion that you have shown her, must be taken out of play. Make your conversations very short, or even stop returning phone calls and texts all together. Act as if there may be some cause for this emotional distance, but do not address it directly with her. This will confuse the **** out of her, making her emotionally vulnerable.

Inspire Hope:Let her know you're there for her, and lead her to believe that you're ready to take the relationship to the next level. Then you'll bang. This will undoubtedly be the best bang of all because she'll think that she's broken through your tough exterior and you're learning to love.

Sexual Waltz:Then it's time for the "S" sexual waltz. This is important, because not only does it increase dependence and emotional confusion from the girl, but is a piece of success and the reward for successfully navigating through the system to this point.

Take Personal Time:Then, tell her you need to "T" take some more personal time. At this point she will begin to think that the relationship is progressing and begin to get confident. You cannot let that happen. Tell her you need a little more time each week to "hang with the guys" or do whatever activity you like. This will keep you having the upper hand and yield more emotional instability from her.

Invest Listening Time:Now you have to "I" invest time listening to her. This will undoubtedly be very boring and seem pointless. But for each minute you spend listening to her issues, it's like an hour and $100 spent on a date. Her problem will undoubtedly be simple and you'll have the solution immediately, but she wont want to hear it, just let her talk for about 30 minutes or so and refrain from ever giving the solution to her problem.

End Relationship:Finally, it's time to "E" end the relationship. Don't feel like you have to justify this at all. Just end it quickly and with no explanation. If she asks for an explanation just say, "it's personal." She will likely insist that that since the two of you are together she deserves to know. Just remind her that you are no longer together and exist the situation.

 

T - Talk About Her
E - Engage Physically
R - Retract Emotionally
E - Exit Date Suddenly
N - Nurture Dependence
C - Cry Together
E - End Relationship

Talk About Her: I'm sorry to inform you, that girls often care just as little about what we have to say, as we care about what they have to say. So your first step is to "T" talk about her. That's all she'll really want to talk about anyway. Just approach and ask questions about her life and interests. Keep the conversation going for a few minutes, then ask her out and find an excuse to leave before she discovers you really don't care about what she's saying.
Engage Physically: Then you're going to want to "E" engage her physically. It's often best if you try to do this without even going on a date. Maybe say "There's a nice restaurant that doesn't take reservations" to make it sound exclusive. But then when you get there it's closed, as it always is on Sundays, so you suggest going back to your place to watch a movie and eat pizza... Then the sexual waltz begins!
Retract Emotionally: At this point you have to "R" retract emotionally. Any desire, respect, or emotion that you have shown her, must be taken out of play. Make your conversations very short, or even stop returning phone calls and texts all together. Act as if there may be some cause for this emotional distance, but do not address it directly with her. This will confuse the **** out of her, making her emotionally vulnerable.
Exit Date Suddenly: The next time you see her, act as if everything is going well, and then "E" exist suddenly. You can never tell her why, and if she asks just say, "It's something personal that I don't feel comfortable talking about" Distractions are key to this system as they well keep her mind and emotions preoccupied, leaving you free to progress through the system.
Nurture Dependence: At this point she will naturally become dependent on you, all women do this. What you're going to want to do here is "N" nurture that dependence. Maybe slash her tires, or one of my personal favorites, create a fictitious scary neighbor that won't leave her alone, and then tell her, "I'll take care of it."
Cry Together: Then you're going to want to find an appropriate situation to "C" cry together. If you're not the thespian type, you can always use some chili powder for maximum emotional effect. It's important to find an appropriate situation for this that aligns with her moral values or beliefs, if no situation arises, you can create one. For example, if she has an older relative that just passed away, maybe call in a bomb threat to an old folks home and then when it makes the news, "let it all out" while telling her how tainted the world has become. If she begins to cry to you'll probably have a weird emotional bang afterwards that will be strangely cool.
End Relationship: Finally, it's time to "E" end the relationship. Don't feel like you have to justify this at all. Just end it quickly and with no explanation. If she asks for an explanation just say, "it's personal." She will likely insist that that since the two of you are together she deserves to know. Just remind her that you are no longer together and exist the situation.

 

S. Steal her food
E. Eat all her food
A. Ask for more food
N. No more food left

 

D - Demonstrate Value
A - Accept Fault
N - Neglect Completely

Demonstrate Value: First you will want to "D" demonstrate your value, this can be achieved in many ways from forging prescriptions for a fictitious grandmother, to having a magnum condom peeking out of your wallet as you pay for something.

Accept Fault: Now it's time to "A" accept fault. It doesn't matter what for, but it must be for something significant. You see, women think that men do not have the capacity to do this. By accepting fault you'll offset her understanding of the relationship and her role in it, as well as prep her emotions to be more fully molded to your will.

Neglect Completely: Which brings us to "N," neglect completely. At this point you'll stop taking phone calls and returning texts, and slip out into the night never to be seen or heard from again.

 

Fake Being Rich, Unexpected Action, Cry Together, Keep Silent, Yield Emotions, Open Up, Unclear Exit

 

Move In:The first thing you'll want to do is "M" move in. Once your target is identified, It's important to look for the right moment to strike. As soon as you see an open moment, just walk up and start telling her about some charitable organization that you're involved with. That should prime the way for a successful date request.

Engage Physically:Then you're going to want to "E" engage her physically. It's often best if you try to do this without even going on a date. Maybe say "There's a nice restaurant that doesn't take reservations" to make it sound exclusive. But then when you get there it's closed, as it always is on Sundays, so you suggest going back to your place to watch a movie and eat pizza... Then the sexual waltz begins!

Lend Money:Next you'll want to "L" lend her some money. Money is what makes this world go around and if she is depending on you for it, she will have a very difficult time being without you. If she is well off this may take additional planning. You may have to constantly throw away her bank cards so she has little access to cash or otherwise make her believe that she isn't fit to manage her own finances.

Inspire Hope:Let her know you're there for her, and lead her to believe that you're ready to take the relationship to the next level. Then you'll bang. This will undoubtedly be the best bang of all because she'll think that she's broken through your tough exterior and you're learning to love.

Sexual Waltz:Then it's time for the "S" sexual waltz. This is important, because not only does it increase dependence and emotional confusion from the girl, but is a piece of success and the reward for successfully navigating through the system to this point.

Simplify Relationship:By this point in the system she'll have a lot of emotions flowing in your direction. But you're not going to go with them, you're going to change course and "S" simplify the relationship and retract your emotions. When you talk about your relationship with her try to boil it's summary down to about 5 words, like "Yeah we are cool together," or "I've had fun with you." This will indirectly let her know that you're more emotionally distant and send her into a frenzy trying to win back your emotional support.

Abruptly Disconnect:Finally, it's time to "A" abruptly disconnect. This should be done with the "pulling off a band-aid" mentality. You'll never return phone calls texts, and even avoid eye contact and basic conversation if you have to see her. Her mind will go crazy trying to figure out the reason, so much so, that she'll believe almost anything if you'd like to run the system on her again.

 

A - Ask Her Out
L - Lend Money
E - Engage Physically
X - X Rated
A - Accept Fault
N - Nurture Dependence
D - Destroy Confidence
E - Exit Date Suddenly
R - Restart System

I'm particularly fond of the X part:
X Rated:Now it's time to get "X" rated, that's right, bang. This is a reward for completing the system up to this point, and serves as an action that will heighten her emotions above her logic, making her susceptible to the remaining portion of the system.

 

H - Help Elderly

I - Inspire Hope

E - Engage Physically

R - Retract Emotionally

O - Open Up

N - Nurture Dependence

Y - Yield Emotions

M - Move in on Friend

U - Unexpected Action

S - Separate Entirely

It seems to think I'm a gerontophile.