SRSLY You see the worst side of people when you ride a bicycle. This morning, for instance, I'd had quite a high carb breakfast (9 mile ride followed by 30 mins with a sadistic personal trainer before work... need some energy to burn) and - what with the terrible state of London's roads - that high carb breakfast got jiggled about a bit. Anyhoo, I had a bit of gurgling going on in my belly and thought I could perhaps bring some joy to the hearts of mankind with a hauntingly beautiful piece of impromtu performance art. While passing a small group of people waiting for a bus, I exclaimed 'Turbo boost: ENGAGE!' and then ripped out a massive fart. Appreciation? Applause? Adulation? No. Abuse and expressions of disgust. Why do ppl hate cyclists so much?