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Anyone need a drink?

 

You have anything calming?

 

Yes.

 

No drink for me, thanks. I got my laxitive handy

 

Why's that?

 

They don't effect me and I rather like the taste j/k

 

They don't effect you? How stuoid is that. They're laxative for a readon you know.

That's like saying heroine is not addictive.


EDIT: Cool this is my 1000th post

 

I am a spork, how can a laxative possibly effect plastic?

 

Spork? Blame it on language but I have no idea what you mean...

 

Spork = spoon fork, half spoon, half fork.

 

You need to grasp the happy/silliness in life, elf! *Fires silly-ray at elf*

 

This is great.

 

No it's not, not when I'm in a bad mood. Can't you see the stormcloud hanging about me?

 

::takes portable sun generator, shines it on Elfsheen::

If you dont become happier when we try....we cant be happy either...

::gives elf some happy medicine::

 

Bad mood? 1000 post?

 

[face_shocked] My Silly ray didn't work!! Time for drastic action! *Places banana peel on the floor and forces elfsheen to trip on it*

 

love the sig, C3

hi all

... aaaaaand no one's here... well, if ya need me, whack me with a spoon.

 

Well I'm not moody anymore But I can't say I'm happy either, but that's more my own problem.

 

Aha! The banana peel nearly worked!

 

woohoo!

 

Yeah I love my sig too.

Good mood now?

 

good moods are annoying if your going for your 3rd consecutive day of bad moods!

 

[face_shocked] How did you know?

Luv, who's the girl in your sig?

 

It's a quote from ANH.

Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you.