Beyond - Legends Daddy's Little Girl (Angsty AU. J/Z! Maybe A/T! _princess_leia_ co-authors! Update 8/9!)

::Fingers pitchfork handle, wondering if it's worth the effort to pull it out or just work her hairstyle around it.::

 

it was him! *points at Vongchild*

Why!!!!!!!! I AM A GIRL, SCUMMY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

And yes, two days added to wait time, and you all can blame scummy.

 

ah freaking crap... *stabs HER (i got it right) with another pitchfork for making me wait*

 

I'm going to assume you didn't do that, because killing the author is just plain DUMB.

 

I'm going to assume you didn't do that, because killing the author is just plain DUMB.

And it would add more time to your wait.

 

no no on, it wanst lethal and i made sure not to hurt your leg

EDIT: .... i meant to put down hand... i guess i put down leg by mistake

 

Punctuation in the replies would be nice.

 

Punctuation in the replies would be nice.

Proper capitalization and spelling would help, too.

 

I kinda need my hand...

 

hm.. im out of pitchforks.... *throws my torch and catches princess_leia on fire*

 

It's your fault you have to wait so long, you should watch what you post!

 

Scummy, are you always this impatient?

 

ya... pretty much lol, seriously though its been like 20 days since the last update...

 

Lol. Yah. It has. We're workin on it!

 

Where, oh where did I leave that pitchfork?

*grabs small plastic fork and brandishes it threateningly*

 

I really am working on it.

 

*cries and throws plot bunny turds at mob*

 

looks like a plot bunny turd... smells like a cliffhanger...

 

Do you want my excuse for no update?

 

YES OF COURSE I DO! [face_mob]

 

monday-academic team, band, homework
tuesday-FBLA, homework
wednesday-math team, homework
thursday-band, homework
friday-band, homework
weekend-shopping, band, homework

and to top it all off, I have a horrible cold.

Sorry everyone.

 

monday-academic team, band, homework, $2.99
tuesday-FBLA, homework, $5.00
wednesday-math team, homework, $23.00
thursday-band, homework, $.99
friday-band, homework, $499.00
weekend-shopping, band, homework, $3.00

everyday, Scummy's mob, priceless

 

Sounds like a crazy schedule. But forming a howling mob is more fun than just patiently waiting.

 

Yes, I, as a reader, realize that.

...and, you will all be pleased to know that during the boring times during the hurricane with no power, I plan to be writing.

Disclaimer - I was not promising an update soon, just giving you all some hope.

 

*dials number* hello? is this mobs'r'us? good.. ill place an order for 350 pitchforks, 300 torches, and 35 proffession mob members, you can have it by tomarow? and im the 1000th caller and i get a free anti-fanfic-writer flamethrower?! SWEET *hangs up*

UPDATE AND DIE... *someone whispers in ear* all right... OR DIE