Social Dagobah Mud Hut - Like the CCC, but for those who like Yoda-Speak

A little girl and boy, captured they are. Given the chance to save only one of them, you are. Another way to save both, there is not. The capture, a Sith he is.

Save the girl, the boy dies, he will.

Save the boy, the girl dies, she will.

Kill the Sith, both die.

What do you do?

Want to get into the mind of a Jedi better, I do.

 

Never so simple a scenario is kronos, always alternative's there are, complexities, factors that change how one decision or the other might be perceived. Indulge such a scenario I refuse to, above such I am.

 

Above anything, you are not.

 

Understand you simply do not kronos, wish you well I do, but fall for your petty insult I shall not.

 

Insulting you, I am not.

 

*calmy enters the Hut to feed Nemo and quietly leaves the Hut*

 

Neeeemo.

 

Good that feeding the fish you are Dags, never been good at remembering to do so I have been.

 

Love to Honky Tonk, she probably would.

 

Good day I wish you Ava.

 

Greetings and good times, I wish you.

 

Hello Dags, nice to have visitors in the mud hut it is always.

 

*kneels down in the Hut to meditate, pray, and rest*

 

*Feeds Nemo*

Forget to feed this one I will not.

 

Nemo that is not! but a *fish eats CJ321 hand off* ...piranha it is!

 

Do what did you Dandelo?
Nemo in this tank earlier was.
And now need new hand I do!

 

best medic droid this place has! new hand you will have in no time

 

An annoyance this remains.
Who put a piranha in Nemo's bowl I once again ask!

 

*opens eyes slowly, looks around the Hut, shuts eyes and meditation resumes*

 

Dangerous and disturbing this puzzle is, only someone in this mud hut could have replaced Nemo, but who and why are there to answer

meditate on this I will.

 

*Deep breath*
Unjedilike anger that was. Calm I am now.
But unravel this mystery we must.
As whomever committed this heinous crime a slap on the wrist must still receive!
Into meditation I shall go as well, easier to reach the proper conclusion it shall be with more of us focusing in the force.

 

*opens eyes*
Suspect, have in mind, I do...
*closes eyes*

 

Leave us in suspense do not Dags!

 

suspect you have, Dags? intriguing this is

 

*opens eyes, and takes deep breath*

The Sith responsible for the piranha, know him you do. Search your feelings you must.

Saved Nemo, I did. Hidden he is, until unravel the mystery of the piranha planter we do.