Social Dagobah Mud Hut - Like the CCC, but for those who like Yoda-Speak

Used to live in Florida, I did.

A rain shower nearly every day during the summer, there was.

Pleasant, those were.

 

Some Jedi were given the opportunity to earn some bonus over the last week points by coming here and practicing their Yoda-speak .

 

A fun place, this is. Glad the incentive was given to rejoin this place, I am. Rejoin, I say, because been here before I have, but then forget about it I did.

And Master Ananta Chetan, speak like Yoda you did not!

 

Deduct points from him we should!

 

A good idea, that is.

 

Gone quiet again, this Hut has.

Much rain, there has been.

Light a fire for tea and coffee, I will.

 

Have some, may I?

 

If wish to, you do, have some, please.

*on the table, places hot tea and coffee*

 

S'mores, may we make?

 

Great idea, this is!

Chocolate and crackers we have.

Need marshmallows, we do...

*sips tea*

 

Marshmallows I have. Also graham crackers and chocolate. S'mores pop tarts too, I have, for the lazy people.

 

Well!
S'mores, tea and coffee, for everyone, we have.

*assembles S'mores sandwiches*

A pleasant day, I wish you all.

 

Both of you, I thank.

 

Weary and tired, I am.

Rest, I need.

 

School I had. Tired I also am.

 

*cleans detritus out from fish tank*

Getting murky in there, it was.

*feeds Nemo, Shelly and Crush*

 

School I will not have for a week or so. Of feeding, speaking, ready our customary Thursday root leaf stew, I should. (If a custom it was not before, then read my Yoda book backwards I must have.)

 

Hope the Mud Hut stays active, I do.

Pleasant it is here.

Read Dark Rendezvous, I will.

*lights a fire in the fireplace*

 

*is burned alive because I was hiding in the fireplace*

 

Ooh fire.

 

*uses the Force to dunk Kronos in the swamp, thus putting out the fire*

Close call, that was! Hmmpf?

 

Forgot Dark Rendevous, I did. Away from the SW books I didn't bring, I am.
Skyla Skywalker, no fire for you. Want you to burn down the hut, we do not. Call vncredleader, I should, as a precautionary measure.

 

Yes, always ready I am. Sniper rifle full of water I have.......not very effective it is

 

Learning Pyrokinesis I am. Need a flamethrower, I do not.