Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, May 2, 2002.
The whole meaning of college my friend is NOT TO HAVE LESSONS. You should all know that.
and what are you doing at school if you have no lessons. Shouldn't you have gone out last night and spend the morning recovering today in bed.
Don't be stupid. That would be for people who aren't insane star wars nutters. Besides they made me come in for first lesson. They literally came and dragged me out of bed with their white coats and things so I could do discrete mathebloodymatics for an hour.
No lessons? I'll give you a lesson
// knees AFI in the groin
There. What have you learnt from that?
You know I'm pretty sure that the pain women think we go through when a guy is hit in the gonads is absolutely nothing compared to the reality.
Hey, this has nothing to do with pain and everything to do with a learning experience.
I'm providing you with extra curricular education.
Feel free to worship me.
Ah then you're like me. I tend to like teaching people extra curricular education in the form of 'the art of beating little school kids up because you're bigger than them'.
You think I'm bigger than you?
No I'm pretty sure I have a bigger member.
Bigger than Chets?
// waggles lil finger
Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
Mouses tongue, eh?
//decides that TTG's conversation is becoming a little too intense and goes and hides behind a curtain.
You started it...
But, if you can't stand the heat, get behind the curtain
And put your hands where I can see them
//flicks TTg's forehead
//Discretely pervs at TTG but manages to look moody at the same time.
// puts worm on OA's shoulder
// whispers to friends
Hey look, Dim looks so Work It Baby behind that vibrating curtain. TDF.
I'm not working it baby. This look comes natural to me.
You naturally go around with your head down and your eyes up, cheeks sucked it, working it?
I bet that wows the pensioners in the Jam aisle in Tescos.
As I said, my manager doesn't like me to associate with the customers much. One of them once complained about me as the 'angry young man'.
The customer is always stoopid. Is that your Mission Statement?
Nah more like The Customer is Always Shyte.