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"Dances With Roses" --- A S/S story (yes, their very diaries! Come on in! Updated 5/23, FINALLY!!!)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Darth_Fruitcake, Feb 18, 2002.

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  1. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 19, 2002
    Guys, you're not doing it right. Bribing is a work of art. These is how you do it. *Grabs
    a millon dollars and Legolas and all the candy in the world* Now just post or these is
    given to Mely!
     
  2. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 26, 2001
    bribing? nonononono......

    that was trying for the guilt trip

    did it work?
     
  3. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 19, 2002
    Hate to break it to ya, but no.
     
  4. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 26, 2001
    oh bum. [face_dejected]

    *resorts to bribery*

    would you like me to call for any attractive person you want to give you a massage while you sip cocktails on an idyllic, white sanded beach with a movie screen playing movies of your choice nonstop?
     
  5. Hann315

    Hann315 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Apr 7, 2002
    Uppers, and post more soon, please!!!

    -Luv Hann315
     
  6. Jedi_Master_Arra

    Jedi_Master_Arra Jedi Padawan star 3

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    Nov 13, 2001
    [face_laugh] the insanity...
     
  7. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 19, 2002
    Am I the only person who isn't going crazy?
     
  8. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 26, 2001
    nononononono.......we're all sane here, YOUR crazy!!!!!

    i mean only a CRAZY person could't see the purple and orange frog in the sky :)
     
  9. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ummmmmm, what purple and orange frog in the sky? Fish, I'm going to send you to mental hospital. *pause* I love putting people down.
     
  10. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    mental hospital? oh you mean Happy Valley Cloud Castle! ive been there before. :D

    excuse me, BlueBell, my genetically modified pink and purple rancor needs the pooper scooper
     
  11. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Fish, just lie down and for the guys in white coats (I'm jelous because they get those coats and I don't) to take you away and you 'll be fine after a nice long rest.
    *Picks up the cellphone* Hello, Fruity? Yeah,could you call the Mental Hospital for me? Huha, yeah thanks bye.
     
  12. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 26, 2001
    *eyes widen*
    Really? you would do that for me!!!!!!!!!

    OH YAY!!!!!!!!!!

    if i get taken away, then i wont have to do my exams!!!!!!!

    YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!
    *goes for happiness lap with BlueBell*

    BTW, BlueBell really does exist, i used her in the StarBucks food fight about a year ago. along with my radioactive cabbage bazookas and the meatball machine guns *sighs* those were good times :)

    and just call me Tab, it's easier to type
     
  13. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
     
  14. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    where'd you go jedifighter?

    [donkey voice]
    there's no one to deriiiiiiiiiiiiide

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    [/donkey voice]
     
  15. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Mar 19, 2002
    I'm right here! Haha, I get out of school torrow and you prob don't. Anyway, why do you
    think somthing named BellBell? Is he a walking ice cream bucket?
     
  16. Awel

    Awel Jedi Master star 1

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    Apr 27, 2001
    I always love these but never got around to telling you so until now. Thanks for the humor that would cause cesium to ignite spontaneously. :)
     
  17. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    BLUEbell, dearie, BLUEbell

    well, i already had a Buttercup and a Daisy Rancor, so i named her BlueBell. Buttercup and Daisy got squashed by King Kong though.
    :(

    It's true! i swear! go talk to Kadue, he'll remember the StarBucks food fights. there were monkeys and doughnuts and rancors and king kongs and jam and pie and so much fun. but then, we had to help clean up. :(
     
  18. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Huha, yeah, sure. And I got a flying pink and orange spotted dog outside. Can you hear the sarcasm in my typing? Oh yeah, if they take you away, you got to do exams....FOREVER! In my best Saeml voice: Dur?
     
  19. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    im serious! it was about a year ago, go ask Kadue, he's an admin now, but at the time, he ran the Starbucks coffee shop, and Ruck_and_Maul can verify the story 2, he was THERE!!!!!!!

    *reads the rest of the previous post, recoils in horror, screaming*

    AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!



    EXAMS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    *jumps onto BlueBell and activates the vegetable oil jets, flying around thread, firing radioactive cabbages at DRL, Darth Exams and the men in white coats*

    *does scottish accent*
    you may take me to the rrrealm of padded rrrroomsh and make me do endlesh examsh, but you can never take, my
    (you know what's coming folks ;) *
    FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

    *laughs madly pulls out meatball machine guns*

    FOOOOOOOOODDDD FIIIIIIIIGHHHHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    [face_devil]
     
  20. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    But I got somthing up my sleeve too. *pulls out a rotten broclie magum and a lima bean rocket lancher* I've got you now! *grins evily and starts flinging exams toward Fish* Hahahahahahah! *accidently hits Fruity with th lima beans* Walks away whisling*
     
  21. Darth_Fruitcake

    Darth_Fruitcake Jedi Padawan star 4

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    OUCH! Okay, okay, I'M HERE! Sorry, everyone! I've been incredibly, horribly, utterly busy lately. Here's a diary entry...

    *wipes lima beans off her face absently*
    *******************************

    Diary number 8: Aragorn

    I met again with the Rejects today for Courtship 101. Alas, I cannot do this any longer! Arwen, save me! By the Orcs, the Rejects have gone mad trying to flirt with every girl in sight!!! I HAVE TOLD THEM, TIME AND TIME AGAIN, NOT TO FLIRT!!! 'TIS ONLY PROPER TO "COURT" AND "SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET!!"

    Oh my. I believe I have gone daft. May the Lady Galadriel help me....



    Diary number 9: Superman

    I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! I think about it every night and day! Spread my wings and fly away (with Jaina)!

    I believe I can soar! See me running through that open door (with Han right behind me with a blaster)!

    I believe...

    I can fly!
     
  22. Marawannabe

    Marawannabe Jedi Master star 4

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    ROFLOL!!!! Fruity! YAY!!!! You did Strider!!!! My poor baby... forget Arwen, c'mere...

    *grabs Strider and goes... somewhere*
     
  23. jedifighter

    jedifighter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Finally! Great post! Ummmm, sorry about the lima bean thing....
     
  24. TheBiggerFish

    TheBiggerFish Jedi Master star 4

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    *flies around board on BlueBell, whooping joyously and firing confetti cabbages from her bazookas*

    OH JOY! OH HAPPY DAY! EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!

    *reads posties again*

    OH DOUBLE JOY! OH DOUBLE HAPPY DAY!! A HI-LARIOUS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *does a few more joy laps on BlueBell and fires a few more confetti cabbages*

    *changes ammo and shoots out bundles of joy and happiness and good cheer*

    Yep, you guessed it, gift packs of chocolate and caffeine!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
     
  25. Mar17swgirl

    Mar17swgirl Chosen One star 7

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    LOL, great post there, Fruity! [face_laugh]
     
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