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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by ObeyTheFist, Jul 29, 2005.

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  1. ObeyTheFist

    ObeyTheFist Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My friend sent me this and I thought I should post the warning:


    Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
    cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape
    drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in
    liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by
    female predators to persuade helpless male victims to go home with them.
    Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beer" and then
    ask him home for no-strings-attached sex a simple approach that renders
    most men helpless.

    After several "beers", men will have sex with even unattractive women.
    Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible
    headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really
    unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam
    called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped
    unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called
    "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once
    "beer" is administered.

    Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man
    you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory
    women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in
    every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your
    encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected,
    like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow
    Pages under "Golf Courses."
     
  2. Andromeda13

    Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling star 4

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  3. karenec1

    karenec1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Damn. There goes my plan to hell.
     
  4. Bloodclaw65

    Bloodclaw65 Jedi Youngling star 3

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  5. EvilPrincess

    EvilPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes, i've heard this works. I was able to trap one in long-term servitude...but I used something other than beer. [face_devil]
     
  6. propgeek1701

    propgeek1701 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    EP, you used blue-face-red-horns? How does that work?

    Joseph! I'm afraid it is too late for you, my broddah. You are already in. Up to your eyeballs.
     
  7. FlirtationOfficer

    FlirtationOfficer Jedi Youngling star 3

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  8. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Beer! :oops:
     
  9. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 20, 2005
    bucket o' beer mmmmmmmmmmm
     
  10. JABBA_JO

    JABBA_JO Jedi Youngling star 2

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    EMMMMM Beer!
     
  11. EvilPrincess

    EvilPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] I don't know about jabba jo, but it's funny to see matt & Jess' reaction to beer...hmm coincidence that they've got the old ball and chain??
     
  12. karenec1

    karenec1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    May 16, 2005
    [face_laugh] Goes to show that beer makes men mindless minions... ;)
     
  13. EvilPrincess

    EvilPrincess Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Clem didn't really drink till AFTER we got married...Hmmmm...wonder if that says something... [face_thinking]
     
  14. Andromeda13

    Andromeda13 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
    I'm gonna have to watch out for that one with Ulic!
     
  15. JABBA_JO

    JABBA_JO Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I just love Beer! 8-}
     
  16. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    beer =P~ [:D] :* beer
     
  17. Redgek

    Redgek Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Guys like beer. Married guys need it.
     
  18. JABBA_JO

    JABBA_JO Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I'm starting to wonder if I should get married now! [face_worried]
     
  19. Qui-Gon-Matt

    Qui-Gon-Matt Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 20, 2005
    we'll chip in for your first case. You're gunna need it!
     
  20. Gecko_Fett

    Gecko_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My advice....do not get married to early in life..enjoy life! [face_dancing] ..and do not just settle because you are afraid of spending life alone! When you least expect it...the one true one will present his or herself to you! (This is aimed at everyone) I am so lucky to have my wife....an it was worth the wait and the pain of the previous marriage to my ex the succubus!
     
  21. JABBA_JO

    JABBA_JO Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jul 7, 2005
    I think I need a crate.
     
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