Abq Danger, Captain Morgan, Danger!

My friend sent me this and I thought I should post the warning:


Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape
drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in
liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. "Beer" is used by
female predators to persuade helpless male victims to go home with them.
Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beer" and then
ask him home for no-strings-attached sex a simple approach that renders
most men helpless.

After several "beers", men will have sex with even unattractive women.
Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible
headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really
unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam
called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females have entrapped
unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called
"marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once
"beer" is administered.

Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man
you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory
women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in
every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your
encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected,
like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow
Pages under "Golf Courses."

 

Damn. There goes my plan to hell.

 

Yes, i've heard this works. I was able to trap one in long-term servitude...but I used something other than beer.

 

EP, you used blue-face-red-horns? How does that work?

Joseph! I'm afraid it is too late for you, my broddah. You are already in. Up to your eyeballs.

 

Beer Huh?

 

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmm Beer!

 

bucket o' beer mmmmmmmmmmm

 

EMMMMM Beer!

 

I don't know about jabba jo, but it's funny to see matt & Jess' reaction to beer...hmm coincidence that they've got the old ball and chain??

 

Goes to show that beer makes men mindless minions...

 

Clem didn't really drink till AFTER we got married...Hmmmm...wonder if that says something...

 

I'm gonna have to watch out for that one with Ulic!

 

I just love Beer!

 

beer beer

 

Guys like beer. Married guys need it.

 

I'm starting to wonder if I should get married now!

 

we'll chip in for your first case. You're gunna need it!

 

My advice....do not get married to early in life..enjoy life! ..and do not just settle because you are afraid of spending life alone! When you least expect it...the one true one will present his or herself to you! (This is aimed at everyone) I am so lucky to have my wife....an it was worth the wait and the pain of the previous marriage to my ex the succubus!

 

I think I need a crate.