Saga Dark Jedi (Anakin/Padmé RotS song parody: Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton)

Title: Dark Jedi
Author: lazykbys
Timeframe: RotS
Characters: Anakin, Padmé, etc.
Genre: song parody (Code Monkey by Jonathan Coulton)
Keywords:
Summary: A brief look inside Anakin's head after he becomes Darth Vader.
Note: You can listen to Code Monkey at Coulton's website.

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[b]Dark Jedi[/b]


Dark Jedi get up from kneeling
Dark Jedi know the price
Dark Jedi get his new orders
"No more Mister Nice"

Sith say the Jedi very dangerous
But they don't got a clue
Sith say his plan is so insidious
"You know what to do"

Dark Jedi go off to Jedi Temple
Kill all the younglings every one
Dark Jedi think, [i]Bad thing to do[/i]
Dark Jedi wish he was with you
[blockquote]Dark Jedi like flying
Dark Jedi like fixing things like new
Dark Jedi very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Dark Jedi like you
Dark Jedi like you[/blockquote]
Dark Jedi go your apartment
Tell you things be all right
Dark Jedi say he will save you
From his dreams late at night

You say that Obi's very worried now
"'Cause you're under stress"
You say Dark Jedi got the power now
To fix this bad mess

Dark Jedi have long flight out to Mustafar
So the Seppies can be stopped
Dark Jedi is feeling okay
Dark Jedi is saving the day
[blockquote]Dark Jedi like flying
Dark Jedi like fixing things like new
Dark Jedi very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Dark Jedi like you
Dark Jedi like you a lot[/blockquote]
Dark Jedi have every reason
To want Obi dead
Bad Obi turned you against him
Put lies in your head

Much rather rule entire galaxy
With you, side by side
Don't say your heart is breaking into bits
Just take it in stride

Dark Jedi say someday he have everything
When his Master Sith is gone
Dark Jedi just waiting for now
Dark Jedi say someday, somehow
[blockquote]Dark Jedi like flying
Dark Jedi like fixing things like new
Dark Jedi very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart
Dark Jedi like you
Dark Jedi like you[/blockquote]

 

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Dark Jedi have every reason
To want Obi dead
Bad Obi turned you against him
Put lies in your head

Much rather rule entire galaxy
With you, side by side
Don't say your heart is breaking into bits
Just take it in stride