FF:NSW DarkSiders vs. LightSiders

I think this calls for a Mexican wave.

 

Ready....
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GO!



Wait a sec...
How did I manage to go from the dark side to the light side?!?

 

We converted you Na, you just saw the light and crossed over to the other side. (pun intended)
*"you crossing Nova to the otherside"*

 

Stunty can't be converted to either side because he's on my side.
He can however be confused

Apprentice go attack the light side And remeber to shut your eyes against the light this time

 

you actually mean *squint* right?

 

The hour gets late. Darkness is growing. We must stop them before they can siege the galaxy. I challenge you to a Duel.
*wishes Jedi Outcast works on my computer*

 

*closes eyes and attacks forwards*

 

*activates Sabre and blocks the attack and swing the blade to defensive position diagonally infront*

 

Remember. You take on one, you take on all!
*Thinks, why aren't the others coming to help? where are they?*

 

*stabs corellian in the back and hides his jedi party invite*
[innocent]dunno[innocent]

 

*blade glances of my body armor*
Why did you do that for? Unless you of the darkside....

 

Ourider you don't get it

I'm on neither the light or dark side.

If you read back a bit you'll find that i am indeed on the Piggles side.

 

Pitiful beings, do you not know the stupidity of the battle which you are involved in. The darkside cannot die.. it trancends time... errrrr.... yes you heard me

 

*pokes head in shoots everyone with force lightning*

"Oops!"

*Runs away, QUICKLY!*

"Better to be a coward for a second, than dead for a lifetime!"

 

*AVP falls into her pit of pointy things and get skewred*

 

*A_V_P uses levitation to avoid spikey badness*

"Thhhppphht!"

*Lands on ground before Pigalek. Snap-hiss*

"Cunning. But it will take more than that to stop a Dark Lord."

*Slashes out with saber at Pigaleks torso*

 

*Outrider blocks the blow with his blade before it hits Pigalek.*

"Well I hope you consider the alliance I proposed before"

*Parrs the blow to the side and does a wide slash at A_V_P's sabre handle causing it to short out*

*force pushes A_V_P into a wall*

"Togo hon dad! (Bring him down!)"

 

*stops A V N with and A V O*
the only way to finish off a dark lord

 

*Summons army of lawyers*

"One of the benefits of being a Dark Lord AND in the legal profession!"

*Unleashes a flood of monotonous paper work on Lightsiders and Piggles*

"HahahahahahaHA!"

 

*looks in disgust at the paperwork and slashes it*

"I am the servant of the Force, wielder of the Lightside! Go back to the shadow. The Dark Fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!"

 

Question: lawyers are the dark force minions?
THAT explains heaps.....

 

That's why a lot of people hate lawyers

 

*burns the paper*


*Engulfs AVP in whirlwind of fire Piggles watches him/her burn painfully*


Outrider you proposed an alliance?

 

Yeah, back in page 4.

 

You know Lawyers aren't that bad. Well, some of them anyway..when they're not being used Dark Side minions.

You people are funny.

Cat