FF:NSW DarkSiders vs. LightSiders

Thanks Cat
Which side you go for?

 

"Minion?! I resent that inference! You will address me as Lord Darth Leges!"

*Summons a force-wind and drives the flames at Outrider and Pigalek. Random objects force thrown for effect! *

 

Lightsiders may use their powers for good, but the darkside is much more *fun*.

Darkside it is.

Cat

 

Finally, another darksider to stand with me!

Now, together we will put an end to this pitiful little band. (I've always wanted to say that! )

 

I am an Assassin and Bounty Hunter, i serve the highest bidder.
I am Lord of the Bounty Hunter Guild, all contacts go through me. Money will be paid in the forms of Ductari, republic credits are not welcome. If you attempt to pay in Republic Credits, you will be executed

 

Aww..man. You mean we actually hafta pay for you to kill all the good people for us?

A_V_P, for some strange reason, I've always wanted to say that as well..

 

I'm sure we could negotiate, but i won't do it for free.

 

The bounty for all the lightsiders is 15 Million. Made up of Ductari, Laminium and Corusca Gems. I do not want this bounty traced back to me.

(Realises he just posted it)

Kriff!

 

i shall shred and consume said contract so it won't come back to you. Just a word of warning, if you try to rip me off, i will remove your spleen via one of 2 holes

 

Why work for them IG-88. You know the darkside always alter their deals, looks what happen to Lando and Fett. I wouldn't trust them If I were you.

 

if the darkside were powerful, they wouldn't need me, therefor they are weak,i can handle them if they decided to alter the deal, just like the lightside.

 

*laughs evily*

That's what you think IG_88a.

The dark side is not *weak*.

We're only using you coz' we're too lazy to get off our butts and kill the lightsiders ourselves.

 

The Lightside is weak, lazy, and bad dressers

The Darkside is weak, lazy and snazzy dressers with no sense of humour, i mean Lord Vader can't take a joke, especially when the Palpatine replaced his oxygen with helium

 

LoL.
What you mean lazy? We're the ones doing something about that Vuuzhan Vong invasion, not the Darksiders.
Darkside is weak and lazy cause they tooo lazy to learn properly the ways of the force and they are practically wiped out, while there are hundreds of Jedi left (battling against the Vong invasion)

 

Yeah, too bad palpy missed the oxygen tank and got Vader's suit instead.

Now why can I see that? A giant black balloon..

Don't worry people, I'm not mad, I just have a strange sense of humour.

 

We, the Sith, are just waiting until you have been suficiently weakened by the YV. Then we just crank up a force storm and suck the remaining Jedi and YV into it. I've been practicing!

 

Adm, i admit you suck and you admit you practice at sucking?

"The lightside can't jump"

 

I think it's too late for help for him

 

lightside can't jump? I take it you didn't watch TPM all the way through, Kenobi jump afew stories to land on the same catwalk as Maulie and Jinny

 

Thats different jedis can jump as individuals but the lightside can't jump as a whole its too heavy
*walks out of flames unharmed*
Welcome to the fray Cat

*thwacks random things with the nuclear whacking stick of Doom (tm)*

 

"A_V_P, why waste you time with flames? I told tou the Dark Fire will not avail you. It cannot harm us."

 

Aww..man.

You mean it can't hurt you? Not even with it set up high?

*kicks fire thrower*

Stupid hunk of junk, and to think I payed $100.00 for that. I know a certain fire-thrower seller that's gonna be force-choked!

Good thing I'm on the Darkside, otherwise my conscience would probably come back to haunt me..

Thanks Pigalek!

 

Wow.... all this talk, and no actual useful battling, don't make me come over there

 

why? the more the merrier

 

correlian outrider, i guess you never saw the movie with wesley snipes and woody harrelson "the lightside can't jump"