FF:NSW DarkSiders vs. LightSiders

*pouts*

But being evil to Jedi is *so* much more fun, that and they don't run at the first sight of you in a black cloak. The Vong are way easily scared.

But if the Skywalker's Task Force is gonna be there, I'm in! How many Jedi are in that Task Force exactly...?

 

Another member of the piggles side
welcoming......... Hawk!!!!!

Edit: 5 NOW!!!!!!!!
welcome cat!!!!!!!

 

Well, we the Piggles side are now six strong!

GO US!

Have we won yet?

 

Cat, I like your evil attitude. But no evil person is complete without a bumbling incompetent side-kick...I mean...apprentice, now are they?

I'm blue, can play a mean mandolin, and especially bumbling...uh, eager to learn. (Shara can vouch for the bumbling bit I'm sure) What d'ya say, m'lady?

 

Even if Cat doesn't want you as an apprentice, we'll gladly take you on the Piggles side! Then we'll have SEVEN members, and two of them will be blue!

 

Hawk when you contact me about this I shall officially initiate you into the piggles side.

Cat you are more that welcome to join the piggles side and you should feel free (on my side) to commence in whatever distruction you choose

 

The-Lute, I would be honored to have you as my bumbling incomptent side-kick, but I'm pretty sure apprentice does much more for your image. Just one thing though, you hafta be *evil*.

Piggles, does that include World Domination?

 

Lute you are welcome also


Cat hell yes. I gots me a rip in the dimensional fabric of the universe to play with here

 

I don't believe this is EVERYONE going to leave me on the Darkside!?!?!?!

This is SO not fair! Soon i'll be the only Dark Lord of the Sith left, i ain't going down without a fight!

Outrider: And A_V_P, the force has a strong influence over the weak minded

I know, thats how i was able to sneak up on you and stab you!

 

Well, I'm on the darkside too, but hey, what can an apprentice do

*sits back and relaxes*

 

*sets gun to N00B*
*aims and shoots Darkside_Apprentice*

you n00b

 

Dont worry A_V_P, soon enough you'll end up on the piggles side also

 

*picks up a baseball bat*

(I don't think people are allowed to die, mostly to prevent having a problem where there is no-one still alive in the thread )

 

Cat hell yes. I gots me a rip in the dimensional fabric of the universe to play with here

*oooo*

I'm coming over to your house then!

A_V_P, if it makes you feel any better, I do feel ashamed about leaving you alone on the DarkSide, but Stunt_Monkey is right you'll soon end up on the Piggles Side.

 

GO THE PIGGLES SIDE!

I'm off to destroy my school, well at least think about destroying it while I sit in a stinky hot classroom with all those people who don't like SW, fools!

 

Messi I knew you were evil at heart. Make sure you take pictorial proof of the destruction.

Cat no prob mate the more the merrier

AVP: stunty and Cat are right you know. Eventually the prospect of straight jackets and nuclear whacking sticks will overwhelm you. And then you can prove your worth of the piggles side by shoving wasabi up the Jedi's noses.

* kicks DA into a booth with a fifty foot lambchops*

*looks at DA and Lambchops*
You know that has really gotta hurt. I take you outta there but i ain't that nice.

NOw any suggestions for what to do to the jedi's?

 

*kicks DA into a booth with a fifty foot lambchops*

Ouch! That's gotta hurt! But you're right Piggles, I don't think any of us are that nice, Oh well..

NOw any suggestions for what to do to the jedi's?

I saw we shrink 'em, then put them in with the Ewoks for Ewok tossing.

 

*Raises hands above head, Force Lightning coursing across fingertips*

"I will crush you all! Your pathetic abilities are no match for the power of the Darkside!"

*Unleashes lightning at Piggle-siders. Watches as Piggle-siders writhe in pain, particularly the traitorous Cat_Orange!*

"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand."

*Resumes Force Lightning torture*

 

*Hmm*

The mosquitos sure are bad today.

Never, ever tortue a girl A_V_P, because you can be sure that she'll always get you back, no matter what... *BTW, that was a threat!*

*Mwahahahaha!*

Besides, why would you want to be on the DarkSide? Anyone on that side usually needs limb replacements or some serious skin care products, have you seen the Emperor's face?

*shudders*

*Cat*

 

Yes yes yes. Good Idea. Ewok tossing.

Thankyou for your offer Piggles, but the decision is not mine.

<turns to Cat and whispers>
Is piggles all that bad, m'lady? I mean you're real bad. But...I will follow you.
</whispers>

EDIT: Uh-oh. I didn't realise everyone was being fried beside me.

*dives out in the hope to redirect the lightning from Cat to himself - as a good sidekick would - only to hit his head on a beam midway and slump to the ground, KO-ed.*

 

[turns to lute and whispers] Don't worry, Piggles is *bad*..at least I *think* she is[/whispers]

*dives out in the hope to redirect the lightning from Cat to himself - as a good sidekick would - only to hit his head on a beam midway and slump to the ground, KO-ed.*

I thought that was very heroic Lute, and any pathetic, sith-spawned, jackassed, b- *ahem* Reminder to self: PG Boards As I was saying.. people who laugh, will be fed to a very hungry lion that I know.

 

Uhhh....What happenned?

 

I'm gathering there's a *lightside* then a *darkside* then a *piggles* side, which one is better?

 

there are 4 sides, the lightside, darkside, the piggle side(the wrong side) and the assassin/bounty hunter side(the best side)
i rule the bountyhunter guild. All contracts will have to be approved by me. All contracts will be paid, or you forfit your life or an egg sandwich.

 

*Begins dialing mobile*

"GL! Hi, could I ask a favour? Can you make it impossible for ANYONE to stop a force storm created by a Dark Lord of the Sith? You can. Ok, so its canon now right? Sweet, thanks George!"

*Ends call. Summons Force-storm*

"Hah! You're all screwed now!"