Ark Darth Willy the nost so wise!

Ok everyone... here is my own version of the Palpatine speech in the opera house!

You must be from arkansas, or at least know who bill clinton is to get this.



Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Willy the not so wise?

(No)

Didn't think so... its not a story the republicans would tell you... Its a democrat legend...

Darth Willy the not so wise had such a knowledge of the government, he could even influence the people around him to create... life...

he could even keep his own secrets by lieing...

(what happened to him?)

Well he became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of... was of course, losing his power... which eventually he did... unfortunately he taught his wife everything he knew, and she killed him in his sleep...

Ironic isn't it... he could save others by lieing... but not himself

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I came up with this last night while lieing in bed... and I wrote down the idea and went back to bed, I just now wrote it out fully.

 

i can see you giggling in bed while the idea hit you. i am not a fan of slick willy by any means so dissing the guy makes me happy.

when i teach macbeth i use him as an example. it fits.

 

I am a clinton fan


I hope Hilary wins

 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HOME?

aS A lIBERAL-dEMOCRAT AND DIE HARD cLINTON SUPPORTING bUSH HATING TREE HUGGING HIPPIE, i AM OFFENDED BY THIS AND AM DISGUSTED SOMEONE WOULD DO THIS.








yEAH RIGHT, LIKE i COULD REALLY THINK THAT WAY.
nOT ME, NO SIR!

 

typo son


sorry

 

I think his CAPS lock might have been on too.

fOR eXAMPLE.

 

Spelling_bacon....where are you???
Send up the spelling signal!!!
Later

 

I was never one for spelling. I always made F's on spelling tests...thats why they invented spell check.

 

And some folks here need to use it, eh?

 

Might I be able to catch everyone's attention and push you over to my story I have been writing.

http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=20616887 - Escape of the Jedi

please read it if you have time, and comment, its been there a couple of days and I have basically been the only person commenting on it, lol.

 

great job!!!!I hate Bill clinton and hilary.Rudy for president in '08!

 

I loved it that was the best Clinton and Hilary bashing i have herd in a long time.

Jeb Bush in 08

 

Please guys dont start this into a political thing, and if u do at least get your candidates right, Jeb wont run and Rudy would only run as a VP, your 2 main guys will be McCain and George Allen

 

Ok maybe jeb wont run so then i am for Mike Hukabe (sorr about the spelling) he said he will run

 

... honestly... i don't care who runs for president, lol, i'm a republican and thats all there is to it, haha

 

Kay Baily Hutchinson

 

Yeah but what about Condi Rice

 

Collen Powell

 

BTW its Colin Powell, and guys please stop with naming all the people its rather sad actually, there are only 8 people who would be considered for president from the republican party and none of those women are on there neither is Colin who has said he doesnt want to put his family through that pressure so he isnt going to run.

 

Ross Perot