Darth_H has entered the building!

Yes, back when it was made of sponge rather than blast proof armour

 

Ah the old days

I remember when Mandalorian armour was heavy full body stuff with no gaps

Alas, now it is built for flexibility and to be lighter

Stupid designers!

 

*Drops £1 on floor*

Ooo Richie pick that up for me will you!

Arf!

*Watches Richie trying in vain to bend over and pick up money*

Still not quite flexible enough huh?

 

No
But I can still crouch

crouches down to pick up pound

Ta very much

walks off

 

Thief!!!! That was my pond!!!

 

Oooo, pond

dives in

Ta very much

 

*waches in amusement as richie siezes up with rust due to pond water*

Hehehehehehe! You think he'd have learned by now..

*takes pound*

Ta very much richers, should just about pay for another vampire sith ninja hobbit.

Oh, and..

LIVI BOLT, STRIKE!

*krakaboom. Richie is now a pile of ash*

 

*Dusts off bar and poors himself a long cool glass of Guinness.*

Ahhhhhh, that does the job.


Oi!

When did you lot get planning permision to put a water feature in here?

 

we... ah... uhmmmmm... it was Yosh's idea

*puts foot on Richies head keeping him under the water*

Gimme my pound back Riche... I've drowned people for less!

Hello Mr H

 

Ahhhhhhhhh heck, I meant POUND, not pond!

 

activates helmets internal ventilation mask and swims away




climbs out and stands around waiting to dry

And for your information Nic....Livi now has your pound, not me