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JCC David Petraus resigns over affair

Discussion in 'Community' started by Juliet316, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. Darth_Zidious

    Darth_Zidious Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Call of Booty
     
  2. Ghost

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    More "news," not more scandals (thank God), but more pieces of the puzzle:
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/14/usa-generals-custody-idUSL1E8MDBXE20121114

    * Petraeus and Allen both personally intervened in the child custody case of Jill Kelley's twin sister (which she lost).

    * The twin sister also enlisted Senator Kerry to help with her child custody battle, and she was invited to a family function by Senator Whitehouse.

    Why do these twins seem to be fawned over by Senators and Generals and FBI agents, and why was Paula Broadwell so suspicious of them being around Petraeus that she threatened one of them?



    The Kelley's are also behind a shady charity... money that was supposed to be used for cancer research was spent on lavish parties:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/13/jill-kelley-charity-david-petraeus_n_2124213.html


    Paula Broadwell also sent one email to John Allen, saying that Jill Kelley was a seductress. The Kelley family has now hired the lawyers who defended Monica Lewinski and John Edwards:
    http://news.yahoo.com/jill-kelley-twin-closely-tied-top-brass-154817043--abc-news-topstories.html
     
  3. Kyle Katarn

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    And now I am kicking myself for choosing to stay in the Midwest and not have gone to DC to get a job in the Pentagon or CIA. Who knew one could pick up copious amounts of tail working for the government?
     
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  4. Lord Vivec

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    Medal of B-

    I'm not gonna do it.
     
  5. Ghost

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    I was thinking "we need a flow chart." And guess what? Someone made a (slightly outdated now) flow chart...

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  6. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    I'm calling it now. This is elaborate viral marketing for Arrested Development.
     
  7. Ender Sai

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    Still hearing Roger's voice for your posts Kyle. Never has an avatar fit a user so well.
     
  8. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    um. everyone who has ever seen a movie or tv show?
     
  9. Juliet316

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  10. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Well, duh.
     
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  11. Ghost

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  12. Juliet316

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  13. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Even Stevie Wonder could see that coming a mile away. No surprise here.

    Is it just me or does this remind anyone else of the Coen brothers film "Burn After Reading"? Paula Broadwell could have that chair tucked away in a corner of her basement for all we know.
     
  14. GenAntilles

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    So anyone want to place bets on how long until the 'they were a russian spy' story breaks. I feel it's all that's left.
     
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  15. solojones

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    On a different subject...

    What the Petraeus scandal says about e-mail privacy and the FBI:
    http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/14/tech/petraeus-email-privacy/index.html


    I especially like the part where law enforcement says they don't want the laws changed because that would make it hard for them to read people's emails.... yeah and I hate those stupid laws that make it hard for me to murder people. Laws are the worst, amirite FBI?
     
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  16. Juliet316

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  18. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    This has been the best season ever of Real Housewives of Miami.

    Loved the Onion headline:

    Busy Mom Wishes She Had Enough Spare Time To **** CIA Director
     
  19. Juliet316

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  20. Ghost

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    I think the Colbert Report summed up the Petraeus affair rather well :p :D
     
  21. Juliet316

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  22. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Grover Cleveland, Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, David Vitter, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, the Kennedys, etc.
     
  23. Juliet316

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    Anthony Weiner
     
  24. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    *snickers*

    Oh and Lyndon Johnson who was said to have "had more women by accident than Kennedy had on purpose".

     
  25. Juliet316

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    As if this scandal couldn't get more ludicrous, media hog attorney Gloria Allred has gotten involved, representing Jill Kelly's twin sister.