Phx Dear Santa...

I have been very good this year. I have met with all that has been thrown my way and kept my head up. On several occasions I was there to help my fellow man. I don't want to go into to much detail since I know you have been watching me...

So without further gilding the lily I would like to submit...my Christmas list!

Episode II VHS
CD player for my car
New Angel Barbie
Drummel



So...what is on your list

 

Dear Santa,

I probably should be on the Naughty list, but I think I've made up for that in nursing school, or at least I tried.

Just in case I do make onto the Nice list here is what I would like for Christmas...in case you're wondering.

STORMTROOPER ARMOR

That's it....that's all the Wenchy wants. Just armor.

Thanks in advance...especially if I don't get coal.

WENCHY HUG & SMOOCH FOR THE BIG GUY!!!

Wenchy-girl

 

I've been good, as long as you don't look in on the Tavern that is

So, the only thing I want is a final decision. This figuring it out on my own is for the birds. Please make up my mind for me.

Thanks,

-ZOO

 

Dear Santa,

I know I have been good, and I think I've been fairly well behaved... humm.. want I want for Christmas?

Well, my first choice would be One perfect day of peace. One day without fighting or anger or war. One day where no one gets shot,stabbed, assaulted, beaten, abused or killed. One day without a traffic accident, heart attack, seizure, stroke, drowing, cancer or AIDS diagnosis, or any death. one day of "enough" where no one is of want for the necessities of life, where there's enough food and water and heat and shelter. Then I'd want that day to never end.

my 2nd choice? Suprise me, make it something good.

 

Dear Satan, oops Santa...

I've been naughty. Really naughty.
Doing naughty things to stuffed Bunnies.
Yet, despite how naughty I've been,
i've still got what I wanted for christmas.

I've got a new car, a digital camera, a new leather trench, and Im starting my band.

I dont need anything from you.
Go fly a sled.
You old hippie....

 

Sistine, You have been good, now come over here and sit on Santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas...

As for you, MrBunny...

I've got my eye on you - and just remember, treating Santa poorly is like messing with Karma, it's gonna come back to bite you in the a$$...

Always Watching...

DS

 

Dear Santa,

I think that last year you gave me some pretty good things that lasted through the year. Please bring me the same ol' stuff:

To stay healthy
To keep my good friends
To keep employed
and
My mom

Thanks.
P.S. Don't look for any cookies cause someone (not me!) already ate them.

 

I guess this means no presents for Lobot... Eating my cookies... SHEESH!!

Pie is an acceptable substitute tho...

 

Sorry but I can't resist the temptation....

Only Dave gets pie at my house.

Okay you can slap me now.

 

Well she's on the Naughty list!

Hey Santa...can I have Rhiannon's gifts...remember, she tried to turn me in for a $5 bounty to eat lunch! [face_shocked]

 

I needed that laugh this morning. Thanks

 

Dearest Santa,

Have I told you how very handsome you look in that fuzzy red suit? It really brings out the color in your cheeks.

Anything at all that you will leave under my tree is sure to be absolutly perfect. You are, after all, the master of gift giving. Everything you do is perfect.

On the kitchen table, you will find an assortment of goodies. Please, enjoy. If you would like anything in particular, please drop me a line and let me know. Anything you want, Santa baby.

Love,

Sarah

p.s. None of the above should be construed as sucking up for extra good presents, if that should cause me to be moved to the "naughty" list.

 

Only Dave gets pie at my house



Well Rhiannon, nice to meet you.

 

I'm so in trouble....[blushing like a school girl]

 

I just you guys!!!

 

I believe this counts as thread digression.

 

Just so you know - this applies to the beauteous women of the PFF and RMFF, especially those who are on the JBS - there is a special naughty list... and some of you are already on it... Santa will be paying you a special visit.....

 

Oooo, that sounds. . . Intriguing

 

Yes, intriguing, indeed!

I so love red velvet.

 

I will buy you some red velvet pajamas then.



Did I say that out loud ?

 

I think we just ventured into PG-13 territory. I'll be your flight attendant on this journey.

 

Ahhhh...the power of editing!

 

No kidding

You would think we didnt behave.

 

Santa will be paying you a special visit.....

I'll leave the sliding door open there Santa...just watch out for the cats!

 

Someone is very naughty.

Must not...

Comment...

Keep it...

PG!

Now I show up and all I get is the censored posts.

Oh well.

Dear Santa.

I've been a very good boy this year. (shush you people. don't ruin it. I'm on a roll here! )

I helped my brother fix his house. I walked my grandma across the street. I planted a tree. I fixed a gate. And I helped everyone by buying things to help spur the economy.

What do I want. Well I have a new computer toy but if I found a Tablet PC under the tree that would be cool.
I also want the Lego Imperial Star Destroyer
A Lego Republic Gunship.
A Digital Camera
New Stromtrooper Armor!
The electronic voice controlled R2-D2
Tickets to the LOTR premier so I can see it with my friends
And a full size X-wing to fly around the galaxy.