Phx Dear Santa...

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Sistine, Dec 10, 2002.

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  1. army_no_arms Jedi Knight

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    Wenchy, you can demonstrate on me if you like. I am a willing subject if it will help educate others.
  2. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    army-no-arms: Do you even KNOW what the cremasteric reflex is?!

    [face_devil]

    I wouldn't mind showing DarthArdath! ;)
  3. army_no_arms Jedi Knight

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    No, but I won't let that stop me. What is it by the way?
  4. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    [face_devil]

    I'll have to PM you the explanation!

    [face_devil]
  5. army_no_arms Jedi Knight

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    I await that PM. Unfortunately I have to fly (Christmas shop). I'll check it out tomorrow.
  6. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    Dear Santa, already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite.

    Go me!

    EDIT: Still the prettiest.


    **dies in a fit of laughter** [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    IA, I'm gonna make you a sign that says: WARNING: Do not feed the ego!

    **still laughing**
  7. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Well you know he does have his own religion! Millions of Christians around the world worship him!

    Not to mention all the bookstores too. I mean...you see a Christian bookstore in nearly every shopping mall in the USA.

    The man is banking!

    Or so he told us on the way to get Chinese food. :D

    [face_laugh]
  8. kreleia Jedi Grand Master

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    I know!! Can you believe it! Jeez!! He could at least share the wealth a *little*. [face_laugh] ;) (So, um, where's my beamer?)
  9. ChoadsGirl Jedi Knight

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    Santa, I have a wish for christmas.

    A body massage and a facial at my favorite spa
    Rose bushes for my rose garden
    A diamond pendant to replace the one that got stolen.
    Gift Certificate to JoAnns Fabrics

    and last but not least. To win saturdays Powerball grand prize so I can take my dad on a 2 year round the world fishing trip.
    and let my father in law retire.
    and buy this cute little house and tell my landlord what I really think of him. Ohh yeah and get my Cadillac Escilade.
  10. Idiots Array Jedi Grand Master

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    The worshipping is great and all, but I have yet to see a single royalty check for the use of my name. Does that seem right to you? I feel a pout coming on.
  11. ChoadsGirl Jedi Knight

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  12. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] OMG! I would love to see you POUT! [face_laugh]

    Don't worry some day, you'll get your just reward! [face_devil]

    You know when your Legolas costume is finally done, we're gonna take a pic of you in it with a caption at the bottom that says:

    "Still the Prettiest"

    I about died the first time I read that diary after The Fellowship of the Ring. Too funny!
  13. -Master- Jedi Master

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    Yes, Santa, I also would like to win the Powerball on Saturday so I can quit my job and open up a free daycare center for low income parents. I also want to open up a rec-center for troubled kids.
  14. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    Had to look up a Cremasteric Reflex.

    That's got to hurt!
  15. Jedi_Wench Jedi Master

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    Not that I know of Dave! :D
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