Phx Dear Santa...

Wenchy, you can demonstrate on me if you like. I am a willing subject if it will help educate others.

 

army-no-arms: Do you even KNOW what the cremasteric reflex is?!



I wouldn't mind showing DarthArdath!

 

No, but I won't let that stop me. What is it by the way?

 

I'll have to PM you the explanation!

 

I await that PM. Unfortunately I have to fly (Christmas shop). I'll check it out tomorrow.

 

Dear Santa, already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite.

Go me!

EDIT: Still the prettiest.

**dies in a fit of laughter**

IA, I'm gonna make you a sign that says: WARNING: Do not feed the ego!

**still laughing**

 

Well you know he does have his own religion! Millions of Christians around the world worship him!

Not to mention all the bookstores too. I mean...you see a Christian bookstore in nearly every shopping mall in the USA.

The man is banking!

Or so he told us on the way to get Chinese food.

 

I know!! Can you believe it! Jeez!! He could at least share the wealth a *little*. (So, um, where's my beamer?)

 

Santa, I have a wish for christmas.

A body massage and a facial at my favorite spa
Rose bushes for my rose garden
A diamond pendant to replace the one that got stolen.
Gift Certificate to JoAnns Fabrics

and last but not least. To win saturdays Powerball grand prize so I can take my dad on a 2 year round the world fishing trip.
and let my father in law retire.
and buy this cute little house and tell my landlord what I really think of him. Ohh yeah and get my Cadillac Escilade.

 

The worshipping is great and all, but I have yet to see a single royalty check for the use of my name. Does that seem right to you? I feel a pout coming on.

 

*still the prettiest*

 

OMG! I would love to see you POUT!

Don't worry some day, you'll get your just reward!

You know when your Legolas costume is finally done, we're gonna take a pic of you in it with a caption at the bottom that says:

"Still the Prettiest"

I about died the first time I read that diary after The Fellowship of the Ring. Too funny!

 

Yes, Santa, I also would like to win the Powerball on Saturday so I can quit my job and open up a free daycare center for low income parents. I also want to open up a rec-center for troubled kids.

 

Had to look up a Cremasteric Reflex.

That's got to hurt!

 

Not that I know of Dave!