LA, CA Dear Skyryder (You're My Only Hope Edition)

Dear Skyryder:

So many Ewoks, not enough Catsup!?

Signed,
Have Fork will Travel

 

Dear Skyryder,

How do you reattach the rubber that lines your car door?

Seeking a long-term fix,

StarPrincess

 

Dear Fork,
Use Ranch dressing instead. Just as tasty.

Dear StarPrincess,
Use C-A glue. It works very very good. Just don't get any on you or you're toast.

 

Dear Skyryder-

Ceramic stome or porcelain for my front porch? I was told porcelain maintains betters.

Also, know any clients who need to hire people?

Signed,

subcontractor help/ headhunter

 

Dear Sub
I think you need to go with what is easily maintained. Your a single guy on the move now you don't need to be home cleaning the house.

 

Dear Skyryder,

When I did my last training class I used BSG backgrounds and not Star Wars ones. I am thinking of using Star Trek or HP ones for my next one. I used Star Wars pictures last year but didn't feel it this year. Am I a traitor?

Too many favs

 

Dear SR,

Do you think next time I meet George Lucas, I should wear a bowtie, or stick to
traditional tie?

It was fortunate we all got to meet him. Glad JY and I were selected for a photo. We got lucky. Sorry again JY about flash issue.

[image=http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l56/Darth-Bubba/MeGeorgeTWO-1.jpg]
[image=http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l56/Darth-Bubba/ToddGL.jpg]

Signed,

TIE Wisdom (and I dont mean Twin Ion Engines either)

 

Dear Skyryder,

I have three autographs by George Lucas and two good pictures of him and me. What's the best way to display them all?

Signed,

Uncreative stalker.

Nice pic DB. Good job.

 

Well I'm glad we saw him but I'm still mad that I didn't get my picture taken with him. So you know what? You want to know what Dear Skyryder has to say?

Screw you. Screw you all in the face!

Thanks James. I'll never forget that line.

 

Yeah, it's amazing how much better mine looks as a thumbnail. Damn that camera! We'll have to redo next time we're all out with him.

 

Dear Skyryder:



Signed,
TFN TOS

 

I love that line. I'm gonna jack it and use it elsewhere.

 

I think I saw that line acted out in a movie once... it was cool!

 

It is too bad JY's is blurry. I blame the photographer.

I also like that line but I'm afraid I can't use it.

 

Thank CBM for that line. It cracks me up! I say that to everyone now.

 

Dear Skyryder:

Do I need to pull this car over right now??


Signed,
Mom

 

Dear Skyryder,

My sister ACTUALLY WANTS to go to a U2 concert with me. She used to hate them (with the exception of the songs Discotheque and Lemon), then I dragged her to U2:3D last winter and she loved it. She's never been to a concert. She's VERY cheap (price will be a dissuading factor, unless tickets suddenly reverted to 1960s prices). How do I not mess this up?

Surprised,

StarPrincess

 

Skyryder appears to be busy, so I'm going to change tack:

Dear Greedo:

No, I'm not going to ask the obvious question. But as a fan of green critters, I've always found you oddly fetching. I think I might have some Rodian in my ancestry! What do you think?

Signed,
Concerned and Verdant

 

Dear Skyryder,

Is it wrong to instigate a baby pool for my sister? It seemed like a good idea but my sister sounded a bit put out by the whole idea.

Possibly insensitive sister

 

Dear Sista!
You shouldn't pool babies. You may pool your money or other commodity, but not babies. It just doesn't sound humane.

Dear Green Lover
As long as you don't eat mice and want to kill humans and steal their water like in that tv show V. That was creepy.

Dear U2 Fan
You can't force anyone family member to love U2. Therefore I say you must abandon your sister on the side of the road, remove all record of her in your home, and pretend she never existed.

By the Force
Skyryder

 

Dear Skyryder,

Where the H did all you guys come from? It's like all of a sudden you guys pop out of nowhere after being AWOL for months. Am I missing something here?

Regards,

Lost in Wonderland

 

Dear Skyryder,

Should I change my icon? I think it best describes my name on the boards, and also represents my costume I made and used to wear. But now I've retired that costume. What should I do?

Sincerely,
No Longer Preggers-Padme

 

Not to Haskett SR's thread, but I've always thought a pic like this would be apropos:

[image=http://www.lizziebith.com/gallery2/d/939-2/padme.jpg]