LA, CA Dear Skyryder...

Dear Skyryder,

People I don't know are really pissing my off by posting ballots of topics which are quite irrelevant.

They are downgrading my board, and I don't have time to keep track of the nonsense. Furthermore, my RSA is getting married, and waiting for some crazy movie to come out. So, his mind is mush.

What do I do? I mean when Jiltedtoo would post whats better: Del Taco or Taco Bell, it was funny. Now, its annoying.

Signed,


still angry about being sober, and hungry.

 

Dear Skyryder,

I need money. My job does not pay me enough to keep my addiction going. My home is running out of room and my significant other has mentioned to me that I have know where to draw the line. What do I do?

Toyfully broke

 

Dear ASH (short for Angry Sober Hungry)
At least you can breath! My nose is sore from Kleenex. Oh sorry I'm supposed to help you, not write about my problems.
In my opinion Taco Bell has always been more superior than Dell Taco. I mean what is up with serving crinkle fries at a fast food mexican restaurant? You have to hand it to a place like Taco Bell that can use only five ingredients to come up with a hundred different combinations. They're the best.

By the Force
Skyryder

 

Dear Skyryder,

I have a friend, I'll call him Lando, who has me worried. I won his old ship in a game of cards a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away but he hasn't forgiven me. Now he's trying to steal my girl! What do I do about him?

Signed,
Not Scruffy looking

 

Dear Skyryder,

Everyone is making fun of a 14 year old girl who is posting polls and it is not nice. Why don't they leave the little girl alone?

-Not mean LAFF memeber

 

Dear Not Mean
Life sucks sometimes.

By the Force
Skyryder

 

Dear Not Mean LAFF member

The young girl you are talking about was banned.. and not by ME!! So she was menacing other boards too. I wasn't trying to be mean to her. But she has to follow the rules like everyone else.

JediRacer
Your friendly RSA.

 

Something not all of you see, but J-R and I have witnessed at other locations, are sometines people post with malicious intent, just to cause trouble. (called trolls)

The reality is, she likely was NOT 14. This local FF has not had a single issue come up in three years, (since a certain Bronocs fan was banned), and will continue to run without issue. In all reality, we should have locked the threads/ banned her days ago.

Thanks J-R for keeping the peace.

Darth-Bubba
City Rep of LA

P.S. For newbies, we welcome new topics and conversations. Just please stick with the proper guide lines.

 

Dear Skyryder,

Which Bronco's Fan?

-me

 

Dear Skyryder,

Once again, I have another addicition:

I can't get enough of that delicious filet mignon, porter house, Bone-In Rib Eye, and New York Steaks. I LOVE THEM LOVE THEM LOVE THEM. And of course, PRIME RIB.

Epsecially, when any of the above are coated with hot melted Buttah! I love it! Only problem is, the next day the food hangover is tough.

In the last 5 days SR, I ate Lawry's, Ruth Chriss, and Papa Johns Spicy Meatball Pizza. I love them. (added Papa Johns to show I am balanced)

Please advise what to do.

Carnivore (anti-Vegan type)

EDIT: P.S. Other interest, but not quite addicitions include porn, booze, Star Wars, Motley Crue, Kiss, and the need to challenge any/all authority. And smakcing jello waitresses in the tusch... oh dear...

 

Dear Carnivore
I have those same vices too. Well except the jelloshot waitress one, but I suggest you do nothing. Here is the reason. You only live once. Enjoy it! Just don't go overboard and what I mean by this is eating steak dinners every night and not being able to afford them. Or smacking jelloshot waitress in front of your wife and upsetting her. Just remember your bounds.

It's all good! Maybe you should try jelloshot waitress with melted buttah.

 

Jelloshot waitress with melted Buttah!! I like it.

J-R, JiltedToo, BRING ME SOME BUTTAH!!!

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Was she a Star Wars fan?

 

His mouth was to full to ask.

 

looks like his hands were free to move about.

 

Dear Skyryder,

I am a happily married man, have been for almost five years. (Monogamous relationship for nine) But, this past four days, I have been sleeping in a bed with this strange man, who I barely know. Am I weird, or changing? Does this mean, I am now cheating on my wife? Worse of all, he sometimes kicks and elbows in the bed, and hogs the covers. How do I rebound?

There are rumors about, that someone took a photo, and I would hate for the Mrs. to see it. Although, it would be humorous, oh dear... please advise.

Signed,

Confused, and Angry. (see next message for angry)

 

Dear Skyryder,

I have two very good, close friends who I love dearly. Lets call them "my good 818 friends." We are buds, we do HH, go to events, carpool...etc.

But, this awful thing happened the other night. I had to attend a Jewish holiday, and my friends, low and behold went to a restaurant WITHOUT THEIR BUDDY and/or City Rep. Thus, I missed a great yummy steak dinner.
Should I be bummed and take it personally...?

Well, I would not be so concerned, but this kind of think happened two weeks ago too. Now, there may have been a cell phone issue, but I think they just don't like my anymore. Whats next, they go for sushi or Indian food, with out me?

Signed,

Depressed, missed out, in need of new 818 carnivore friends.

 

Dear Confused Carnorvoir
You've got problems. First, I believe you need to examine why you are sleeping with stange men. Is it because you are not getting what you need at home? Or is it because we are all cheap and don't want to spend full price for a hotel room?

Second about the steak dinners. I'm sure your friends feel bad that you haven't been attending. I blame the Jews for having so many holidays. Every week you are either fasting or eating to celebrate some tradition from 2000 years ago or something. I think that your friends would have invited you if you had been around. They probably aren't avoiding you so I wouldn't worry. I bet they call you the next time.

 

I blame the Jews

Damn dude, are you a German Texan?

 

As much as I want to smack him, his reply and answer is right on the money. He means no harm. I had a religious committiment that night, could not get out of it. Although, I can yell for being so loud at 1 AM when I had to wake up at 6:30 the next day.

Now, if you could have heard the chat we had at Hooters, you would have been amused.

He means well, and did not do bad. (despite being a Texan White Cracker.... ) Or whatever the comment is.

 

Dear Skyryder,

Need I be worried that my wife's Pope is from that bad place, where they started both World Wars?

Please see here: Funny, must see

Signed,

Concerned Member of the Tribe

 

Dear SR,

Is this why you are always happy?
20 most happy, and depressed cities

HA HA, Philly is # 1

Signed,

your Red friend from 818

 

I spent every summer of my childhood in Stockton (#13 in the list of happiest cities). There's nothing there. How could they be happy?

Sorry to haskett...

Dear Skyryder,

I'm so tired and I want to go home. We may or may not go to lunch for my co-worker's birthday after all so I may have come in for nothing. Where can I find a big metal pole so I can re-enact JR's behavior in line at the C3 store? Shall we call that type of behavior "pulling a JR?"

Signed,

Had too much fun at C3 and am too tired to work.

 

Jeez...I moving from the 17th most depressing city, to the 20th most depressing city.

Moving on up!

 

Now I have proof that Arizona is crap! Well, at least crappier then here. Thank you Bubba!
I love how where I work, and where I live tied, sweet!