JCC Death Mountain!

With the recent incarceration of Dr Colossus, we at the villainous lair of Death Mountain are undergoing something of a management restructure. Positions are open for several roles in our evil organisation. Applications will be considered for key roles.

Main villain:
Villain's enforcer: Mrs Fitzgerald
Villainous Musical Act: Jabba and the Wockies (Jabba-wocky, tom, epic, dani, Cathy, Daveeed)
Head of Evil Legal Affairs: Grand Admiral Jello
Head of Evil Compliance: Ender Sai
Head of Evil Marketing:
Head of Henchpeople:
Evil Henchpeople (6 roles):
Chief Underling:
Chief Sycophant Underling;
2IC who is scheming for the top job:

Please advise in your application for a position why you are most qualified. Where your evil is already known, you may find a job offer is made for you.

Once we have our management team, we can finally go ahead and take over the world. And nobody, not even Dr Colossus, can stop us!

 

Boba_Fett_2001

 

2IC who is scheming for the top job: that's usually me...

 

Main villain:
Villain's enforcer: Mrs Fitzgerald
Villainous Musical Act: Jabba and the Wockies (Jabba-wocky, tom, epic, dani, Cathy, Daveeed)
Head of Evil Legal Affairs: Grand Admiral Jello
Head of Evil Compliance: Ender Sai
Head of Evil Marketing:
Head of Henchpeople:
Evil Henchpeople (6 roles): Adam of Nuchtern
Chief Underling:
Chief Sycophant Underling;
2IC who is scheming for the top job

 

I think I'll make myself vice president.

No, wait! Junior vice president.

 

Adam, dp - what qualifies you?

Junior Vice President of Evil Affairs : BF2k1

 

I should be head of henchpeople. I'm kind of already that in real life. Also I have several edged weapons, three motorcycles, and a passion for cooking good risotto with the good Parmesan...not that **** from a plastic jar with the green label.

 

I regularly re-read the Evil Overlord list.

 

Actually I would like to apply for working with the Head of Evil Legal Affairs, at least in a 2IC capacity. I acknowledge Jello has the role but i'm in my final year of Law this year and would like to be considered for a Cadetship in your organisation with the goal of securing full time employment.

 

You guys need a mad scientist.

 

I'm a process guy. And self-evidently evil.

Basically, I'm Tarquin.

 

Main villain:
Villain's enforcer: Mrs Fitzgerald
Villainous Musical Act: Jabba and the Wockies (Jabba-wocky, tom, epic, dani, Cathy, Daveeed)
Head of Evil Legal Affairs: Grand Admiral Jello
Head of Evil Compliance: Ender Sai
Head of Evil Marketing:
Head of Henchpeople: Mortimer Snerd
Evil Henchpeople (6 roles):
1. Adam of Nuchtern
Chief Underling:
Chief Sycophant Underling;
2IC who is scheming for the top job: dp4m
Evil Scientist:

Ok, so

DebonaireNerd - you will need to speak to Iello about whether he needs an underling.

Lord Vivec - would you recommend timmo or VLM for that position? (otherwise, you will need to apply)

Ramza, fancy a titular head role (main villain)? You do no work as you have underlings to delegate to, reap all the rewards and become the face of the organisation.

It's basically what you do now.

anakinfansince1983 - we may need an Evil Archivist if you're interested.

 

I will apply.

 

You rang?

 

Yessss, competition!

Morella, you will need to convince the Evil Board that you are the better candidate than Vivec here.

 

I'm willing to settle for I.T Support? I'm assuming we'll be dealing with Chinese hackers at some point, right?

 

Well, for one, I'm not 9 years old anymore

 

I think we all know who the main villain around here is.

 

Wow, look at all the cool popular people you listed.

 

He's too busy with his musical career and his lackies.

EF, I could see you as chief underling. Making all our various prisoners and enemies scream externally...

 

Oh, I didn't mean me. I'm up for kindest JCCer--I can't be associated with this.

 

I'm a BACKUP SINGER instead of Chief Evil Counsel or Evil Pedantry Supervisor or Head of the Evil Complaints Department??

A BACKUP SINGER?

 

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/star-wars-survival-battle.50037800/page-65#post-53165907

 

I found you this fan art as a peace offering.