Death Star Disco Lounge(AU, Post NJO, Humour)-Now on Ep. IV: The Posters Strike Back

Woohoo! We've finally gotten some life back into this story!

Nice post, Cee.

 

Ok, 'bout time I did something on this. I see Ceewulf beat me to it. Good on ya.

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"Hey, what happened to Oak?" Moff asked Jade.
"Well, it was kind of cool a couple of nights, sooooo..."
"You chopped him up?"
"Not exactly," Jade explained. "He, er, she...it kindly offered some limbs for the fire. It didn't feel quite symmetrical after that so it left."
Moff stared at her, puzzled. "Why didn't you just stay on the ship?"
Jade returned Moff's stare, rather blankly and for several moments. "Shut up," she finally retorted.
Moff_D grinned. "Take that blondy."
"Anyway," interuppted CeeWulf in a rare moment of clarity, "how long are we going to be working on this bloody ship?"
Midnight looked over from the panel he was working on. "This ain't like dusting crops, boy."
"I've heard that before," muttered Han.
"Roooowwwwaaarrr," echoed Chewbacca.
"That reminds me," said Darth Guy as he turned to Han, "you never did tell us what happened with Chewie."
"What do you mean?" asked Han.
"He died," Rogue Ten replied, standing beside Darth Guy.
Han shook his head. "I told you," he said emphatically, "no he didn't!"
Guy and Rogue Looked at each other and shrugged.
"I should shoot all of you," Boba Fett commented to nobody inparticular.
Han smirked. "I seem to remember sending a certain bounty hunter on a certain trip into a certain beast the last time he tried to shoot me. Certainly."
Fett glared at Solo while Chewbacca chortled.
"Enough, children," ordered Jade. "When is this thing going to be ready?"
Midnight made some mental calcualtions while mumbling to himself. Finally he looked up and said "I have no idea."
"That's about right," chuckled Moff.

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"Do you think we'll find them?" asked Whitey.
JAde shrugged while Destiny said nothing. For a number of weeks they had been searching for the rest of the posters but had not found them.
"Oh," exclaimed Destiny, clearly surprised. "There they are." She pointed to talking bay that had the door open.
Moff, Darth Guy, Rogue, Jade...yup, almost all of them. They were arguing about something apparently so that was definitely a good sign.
The three made for the rest of the Posters.

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Well, that'll have to do for the moment. It would have been longer but I've been on the phone for awhile.

 

well that was interesting moff

great work

 

Nice post, Moff.

Now, I'll guess I'll give it a try...

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On the Fosh Federation cruiser We Do Fosh Right! the viceroy of the Fosh Federation (otherwise known as the KFC), Vergere X5, jumped back with fright. The holographic plaid form of Darth Plaidious, Dark Lord of the Sith, had just appeared in front of the ugly Fosh.

"This game of yours has failed, Lord Plaidious. We dare not go against the Posters." Addressed the Commander of the Fosh Federation fleet, Vergere X4.1.

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime-er,... fluff in my sight again." Demanded the Dark Lord, with an unconvincingly cold voice.

Then the timid Fosh backed away, and the Viceroy stepped forward.

"My Lord, the Posters have wiped out our ground forces, and we have not been able to trace them on the planet." The Viceroy said with what little bravery he had.

"How could mere posters destroy an entire legion of our best troops?" Darth Plaidious questioned, seemingly confused. An evil smirk formed on his mostly hidden face. "No matter. Let's see how long they can stand against an entire fleet," The Dark Lord's wicked grin widened.

"What?! But my Lord, we would be killing countless in-"

"You'd be wise to not make the same mistake as the last Viceroy," Plaidious interrupted. "Reposition the fleet and commence orbital bombardment. Wipe them out, all of them."

"But my Lord... it will take hours to reposition the fleet. The posters could escape before that, if they haven't already," Vergere X5 pleaded.

"They are still on the planet, I have seen it. And I don't like your apparent lack of faith in your own fleet, Viceroy. If you mess this up, pray I'm forgiving as my apprentice. Plaidious out." With that, the hologram of Darth Plaidious dissapeared.

"Apprentice?!" Vergere X4.1 exclaimed in disbelief.

 

good work whitey

nice imitation of Ep 1

 

As you know, I've been out of the loop for a long time, so...

Are Darth Plaidious and Emperor Plaiditine the same person?

 

Are Darth Plaidious and Emperor Plaiditine the same person?

Are Darth Sidious and Emperor Palpatine the same person?

 

Well, after Moff's rather strange contribution, Whitey's bit was rather entertaining.

 

Strange? All of the posts are strange Cee. As a noted, I was on the phone for an hour in the middle of it which screwed up my focus. Maybe you can tell.

Good stuff Whitey. Things is looking up around here.

 

Now... If only we could get everyone else here...

 

Nice posts everyone. Yes, even yours Whitey.

 

Nice to see stuffs around here

 

Since no one is posting, I thought I'd ask:

Where are Wraith One and Voss? I haven't seen them around since my return...

 

Parck? He's long gone.
Wraith_one is now Jedi_of_Destiny...I forget why exactly.

 

I think Wraith got a new name or something, and Voss decided to...

Not really sure, actually.

 

....it's so good to be missed. Even when I'm not really gone.

Yeah, my computer crashed and then the JC wouldn't except my password for Wraith_One for some reason......

 

Good to know Wraith is still around.

Too bad about Parck, though...

Can anyone shed some light on his departure?

BTW: While we're talking about it, what's Jade Walker's deal now?

 

Shed light on Parck's departure? No.

Jade? She's still around. Life has been a bit hectic lately but she'll be around more often now I think. Say, that reminds me:

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Thanks Moffy.

Yeah. Life's been kinda rough lately. Things are just starting to straighten out now. So hopefully I'll be around more.

Parck? Yikes! Where have you been, Rogue? He left like in April!
Short version? He went nutz. Not that he had far to go.

 

Belated Happy Birthday, Jade!

Here are your birthday emoticons:

 

Happy Birthday Jade









Hope life in smoothing out for you

can't wait to have u back regularly

 

Force used emoticons?!!

What trickery is this?!!!

 

and I capitalized

I'm possesed,

 

[face_shocked] What's gotten into Force?



Thanks guys.

And yes Force. Things are smoothing out as well as can be expected--a little better actually.

 

That's good Jade

it hasn't been the same around here without you,

but at least things are getting better, life does have a tendancy to throw curve balls, you just gotta make the best of them

just finished watching the baseball game so forgive the baseball analogy

GO RED SOX!!!!,
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