Abq Deb's Cyber X-mas

hmmmm black leather padme (slap self in face remember wife) (repete as needed) nice outfit now if i can only get my lightsaber for xmas i say out loud to myself. Oh boy i think im loaded r2 did you keep count on number of shots ???

 

R2 Beeps mischieviously!!! Chewbacca corners Darth Haven under mistletoe and gives big sloppy Wookie kiss.

 

When Chewie backs up he is wearing black leather Padme outfit and a big smile!!

 

Arg Cheewwwwieeee Arg gimmie a shot of jack pls r2.

 

Removes blaser from holster and gets ready to blast the mistletoe.

 

Don't do that I will make Chewie behave. Takes Chewie by hand ( Chewie blows kisses and winks as he exits) Comes back and gives Darth another drink.

 

ok ok im sorry (puts blaster away) i was not thinking thanks cheiwe the holidays are hard for me dont like all the kissing and stuff.

 

Walks over and kisses Darth's wife. He! He!

 

hey hey hey now i may be loaded but ...... oh well have fun.

 

I better behave myself the pg police will be at the door.

 

no no the red and blue lights are 2 guys out side dueling.

 

It is probably Redgek and Gecko Fett. I sent out a probe droid to find them.

 

Ok Ok....Redgek and I are on the patio with a pony keg of Sam Adams....check it out...Sith Lord Aaron is here too! I love the smell of fresh beer in the morning!

 

lol what did i tell ya when im good im good. i think ill lay off on the booz hey pass me a mug for some beer.

 

Jess, Scott, and Aaron polish off keg, then relieve selves in snow across street. Entire opening crawl text for the Original Trilogy now exists in yellow lettering for all to see. All are amazed beyond belief. Trio washes hands and keeps party going.

 

I knew you were there!! Sends C3PO out with plates of food. Car bombs anyone??
How about Brats?? OOH do I get to kiss Yvonne?? He! He!

 

Ok what did you guys do with brother Halo???

 

Don't mind me, I'm just out back with the rest of the guys barbecuing some reindeer steaks.

 

Whew!! I thought they saw the wampa costume and yikes!! Who knows what could of happened.

 

Well, I don't have much time at the moment...but I thought I'd show my face for now, and I've brought *produces plate from around back* some festive treats as well.

*puts the plate of fir-tree-shaped gingerbread on a handy table*

I'll be popping in again later on, enjoy the gingerbread! Forgive the cameo appearence, it's nearly midnight here in the UK and I need to get some sleep now

Be back hopefully tomorrow, save some of that keg...

 

Hurry back Damon D!! It is great to see you!!!

 

Wow this has been a great day!! Lots of wonderful guests!! Starts preparing main meal...

 

(starts peeking around for presents) wow r2 this is a nice drink what is it? (trying to conceil his looking around for gifts) i can taste soco in it...

 

Hey guys.. nice party... I brought some more decorations for the tree... Pier 1 was having a 20% off sale and I just love their ornaments. Oh... I also brought my copy of "The Star Wars Christmas Special." ... Uh... why are you all looking at me like that? Uh... what did I say? Why are you making snow balls and glaring at me like that.... Okay... okay... we don't have to watch the Star Wars Christmas Special!