Deep thoughts by Darth Maul

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  1. GotMauled Jedi Knight

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    If and imperial walker steps on and Ewok and is bones crunch and crush but no other Ewok is there do hear it does the pilot care?

    I invite you to ponder this mystery of the multiverse. In addition if the inferior brains do not explode from thinking to hard I am willing to entertain your questions relating to existence and matters of the multiverse.
  2. MasterSifo-Dyas Jedi Master

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    Hey brother,
    It sounds like your head GotMauled!!
    Hey girls, Got Mauled is the bass player from AeroSith!! --Billy
  3. Moorglade Jedi Knight

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    Oh no.... he found us! :eek:

    Mayhem will ensue.
  4. Trooper-C Force Ghost

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    And now,
    Cosmic Ponderings by TK-WHA??:
    Why is abbreviated such a long word?
    When they ship styrofoam what do they pack it in?
    How do they cram all that graham?
    Can Gene Shalit's mustache be declared a national forest?
    I want to know...
  5. MasterSifo-Dyas Jedi Master

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    Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a drive way?? --Billy
  6. GotMauled Jedi Knight

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    There is no such thing in this multivers as an unanswerable question. There are only those lacking the clarity to see the answer including my self. I?m not trying to put any one down it is just the way humans are. Until we pass the development of the vorlons there will always be mysteries. But I may enlighten some points presented here.

    MasterSifo-Dyas
    At the early 1930 when roads were being built some roads were scenic routs through park areas. Thus Park way. (A way in the park).
    Large estates and manors have always had roads leading up to them and this it was the way to drive to the house giving you the drive way.

    Trooper-C
    1) because it is sorter then Abbreviation
    2) You question may not be answered until you define the form that the Styrofoam is in. It may be shipped in a liquid state, powered compressed needing air for expansion or in the conventional state that the home owner receives in boxes. And thus we have an answer to the last part. Boxes.
    3) As for the gram there is a great writer who has done much research on this and his answer is adequate. http://mywebpages.comcast.net/hinz110/graham.htm
    4) No. It is an environmental hazard and may be part of the supper fund.

    I hope this helps.



  7. Moorglade Jedi Knight

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    MasterSifo-Dyas
    At the early 1930 when roads were being built some roads were scenic routs through park areas. Thus Park way. (A way in the park).
    Large estates and manors have always had roads leading up to them and this it was the way to drive to the house giving you the drive way.


    My god. He actually has an answer for that one.

    Am scared now.
  8. MasterSifo-Dyas Jedi Master

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    Im guessing that GotMauled has too much time on his hands at work. Get back to work buddy!! --Billy
  9. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    Cool, maybe he can answer why cargo goes on ships, and stuff you ship goes in cars?
  10. GotMauled Jedi Knight

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    As i said. There is no such thing as an unaswerable question.
    To answer the cargo and shipping thins you must first remeber that the English language is a combination of many of the root languages handed down by those who placed us here in the first place. CARGO is actualy a spanish word that means to LOAD. It dose not acctualy refer to the meathod of shipping. Webster (not the short kid) defines it as
    [Spanish, from cargar, to load, from Late Latin carricre, from Latin carrus, a Gallic type of wagon. See kers- in Indo-European Roots.]

    Then the word SHIP is acctualy a verb refering to the act of causing somthing to move from one place to another. Shipping may be by any meathod of convanance not just a car or truck.

    Please every one keep them coming this is fun.
    I'm just supprised no one cared about the Ewak question. But then does any one really care about them any way.
  11. StarFromIHJ Force Ghost

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    Who knew that the Sith were so educated. Maul never seemed the type for useless trivia. ;)


    Why do the younglings know more than Master Obi Wan? :p

    Who IS Jeeves? And why should I ask him my questions?


    What are 13-year and 17-year cicadas? [face_devil] :p ;)
  12. GotMauled Jedi Knight

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    My master does not allow me out much. You wouldn?t think with this handsome face. So I read a lot and with closed eye ponder things and follow the thought trail.

    Obi wan knows more then you think??.

    Jeeves was the advisor to the king of England in 1659 and was known for being right little to often and was eventually imprisoned for having a deal with the devil.

    Cicadas are a bug that live in the ground and eat the roots of grass and small plants. Their reproductive cycle it 13 and 17 years long depending on the species.
  13. ThePariah Jedi Master

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    Why does one sock eternally disappear everytime you dry the laundry? [face_mischief]
  14. Moorglade Jedi Knight

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    Why does one sock eternally disappear everytime you dry the laundry?

    Wait, I have an answer for this one!

    The spinning of the dryer causes a portal to open up in the back. So all the socks end up on another world. And, in fact, if you get in the dryer yourself, you can be transported too! :eek:

    No, really, it's in some book I read.
  15. StarFromIHJ Force Ghost

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    Is there a portal in wardrobes too?
  16. ThePariah Jedi Master

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    That's it---next chance I get, I'm going in the dryer. Goodbye, cruel world! [face_laugh]
  17. StarFromIHJ Force Ghost

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    Didn't Meatwad get superpowers by going into the dryer for a week?
  18. Moorglade Jedi Knight

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    Is there a portal in wardrobes too?

    No. That was just a cruel trick to make people go to church.
  19. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    Well, why do they sterilize the needles they use for lethal injection?
  20. ThePariah Jedi Master

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    In the freaky event a serial killer doesn't croak (like the classic "surviving the electric chair" scenario) and gets sick from a skeevy needle and therefore has grounds to sue. ;)
  21. OhhhhhHan Jedi Padawan

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    If a man speaks in the woods and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong????
  22. ThePariah Jedi Master

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  23. MasterSifo-Dyas Jedi Master

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    Is that deep thought from deep in the woods? --Billy
  24. crazybirdman Force Ghost

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    Why couldn't the professor on Giligans Island fix the boat?
  25. StarFromIHJ Force Ghost

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    Because he was too busy making useless electronics like a coconut radio... and he was getting everyone out of the mayhem that ensued.
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