Jack Handy had some great Deep thoughts, but also feel free to post your own or any others. Here are a few to get us started: If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."