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I.E., CA Dennis Miller's Thoughts on the war

Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by Rogue_Granger, Mar 31, 2003.

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  1. Rogue_Granger

    Rogue_Granger Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Remember Dennis on Monday Night Football? You may not have enjoyed his
    way of doing the color on the game, but he has some good points below.

    By Dennis Miller

    All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has
    got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy
    reading opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of
    confusion from some of you.

    As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep it Simple, Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for
    those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and recognize a few important facts. Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important issue:

    1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein . . .Hussein is the bad guy.

    2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep
    this in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and
    Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.

    3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories,"
    your reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"

    4) If your only antiwar slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school
    district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.

    5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.

    6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the President. He just plays one on TV.

    7) Even if you are antiwar, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden wants you dead, too.

    8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.

    9) We are not trying to liberate them.

    10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all need to support them without reservation.
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    > > >I hope this helps.

    :D I just thought you guys might enjoy this!




     
  2. Anakin_Skywalker_X

    Anakin_Skywalker_X Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Nice! very funny but mabey you should have put this on the "allready talking about war thread": Begon this war has, remeber that one ;)
     
  3. DIABLO-FETT

    DIABLO-FETT Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This very interesting i liked his show. Tell me something my queen [face_love] do you watch Bill Mahr on HBO. Its one i really like to watch nowadays. I think this a wonderful topic, so i thought i would respond.
     
  4. Rogue_Granger

    Rogue_Granger Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thank you my noble Duke!!!!!!
     
  5. DIABLO-FETT

    DIABLO-FETT Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Anything for my queen. ;)
     
  6. JawaGen

    JawaGen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Orsino's mitress and his fancies queen... ahh how sweet... it makes my little jawa stomach hurt BAD!
     
  7. Tink_Lady

    Tink_Lady Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ohh...you are sick with self love.....and taste with a distempered appetite....speaking of which..I'm kinda hungry
     
  8. Rogue_Granger

    Rogue_Granger Jedi Padawan star 4

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    me too.....
    okay lets quit the shakespeare thing okay....what two frickin months wasn't enough?
     
  9. falcon_flyboy

    falcon_flyboy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    of coarse not sis. :)
     
  10. Rogue_Granger

    Rogue_Granger Jedi Padawan star 4

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    grrrr.....
     
  11. DIABLO-FETT

    DIABLO-FETT Jedi Youngling star 1

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    have you heard of that show, my boy.(rogue)
     
  12. Rogue_Granger

    Rogue_Granger Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I have....I have yet to watch it however....
     
  13. JawaGen

    JawaGen Jedi Youngling star 2

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    to self that darn cesario.. i mean rogue.. taking my noble lord
     
  14. DIABLO-FETT

    DIABLO-FETT Jedi Youngling star 1

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    they're both good at mixing comedy and politics.
     
  15. TDMRHDSpeeder

    TDMRHDSpeeder Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I think Bill Mahr's show is great. I try to catch it every Friday. Have you guys seen Pen and Teller's show on showtime?
     
  16. DIABLO-FETT

    DIABLO-FETT Jedi Youngling star 1

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    once. I thought it was alright.
     
  17. tk-7603

    tk-7603 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Feb 9, 2003
    i thought this thread was about war?
     
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