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JCC Depressing Children's Book RPG

Discussion in 'Community' started by poor yorick, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    IC: Piggy Porgy

    What a lovely day! The spring is so springy and the sun is so sunny! I think I shall cavort in the mud around Farmer Schmundie's boots. Cavort, cavort, cavort! Come, my lovely farmyard friends, cavort!!
     
    poor yorick, Mar 8, 2014
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  2. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    Caption Box Up Top

    And suddenly Piggy Porgy discovered that his parents had both died in a car crash. While skiing. Also there was a robbery of some sort, and probably dinosaurs too.
     
    GrandAdmiralJello , Mar 8, 2014
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  3. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    IC: Piggy Porgy

    Oh dear, said Piggy Porgy. What a tragedy! I shall sing a poignant duet with my beautiful friend, Velociraptor.

    LA LA BAD.
    LA LA SAD.
    LA LA LA LA LA LA MOM
    AND DAD.
     
    poor yorick, Mar 8, 2014
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  4. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The scary part being that this RPG is still better than, oh, fifty percent of new RPGs in the RPF. :/
     
    Saintheart, Mar 9, 2014
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  5. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    OOC: Stop god-moding.
     
    Jabba-wocky, Mar 9, 2014
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  6. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    IC: Farmer Schmundie

    Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Oh ho ho ho!! Come here little Piggy Porgy and sit on my knee! That way I will have a better angle when I chop off your head. And slice out your guts. And hang your dead, dead, dead little body in my freezer.
     
    poor yorick, Mar 10, 2014
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  7. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    IC: Felicia Fly

    Oh, Porgy! Don't worry about being eaten, because this morning, when I was still a young fly and not on death's door due to my advanced fly age of more than ten hours--*CAK* *AHAC*--I laid my eggs inside one of your festering cuts, and they will soon become maggots! Old Farmer Schmundie will never eat your spoiled swine flesh now!
     
    EmpireForever, Mar 10, 2014
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  8. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    OOC: Moooooom, this book is weeeeeeeird.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Mar 10, 2014
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  9. burrisjedimaster1

    burrisjedimaster1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jul 31, 2002
    Don't get weird like the Geico Pig!!!


    THE END!! Boots and Pants.
     
    burrisjedimaster1, Mar 10, 2014
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