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Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent , Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    I love the "agenda" argument.

    If not being treated like second class citizens is an "agenda" then yes, I suppose homosexuals do have one.
     
  2. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Not likely. Paul Harvey had only one son, Paul Harvey, Jr.

    Linda Harvey is married to a guy named Tom Harvey, according to her own website's bio.


    EDIT -- And am I the only one who reads the deeeeeeeerp in the title while imagining the sound of a crashing fighter plane?


    DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRPPPP *BOOOOM*
     
  3. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

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    Yes, Aytee-Aytee, I think you are the only one.

    Methinks that woman is arguing from the wrong side. Trying to justify the fight to keep slavery and to use it as a tactic to fight gay marriage is just plain wrong.
     
  4. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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  5. wannasee

    wannasee Jedi Master star 4

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    There is something to the idea that people used to treat their body as a temple and now they treat it as an amusement park.

    Of course, I don't really know how people lived their lives in past. I don't really know how people live their lives today. I suppose their behaviors would cover a broad spectrum...

    Anyway, I do think that the EVIL MEDIA puts forward the idea that "sex is the most important thing in life" and that the EVIL PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM puts forward the idea that "sex is for fun and without consequences if you use a condom." I think both of those ideas are wrong.
     
  6. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    I think you need to get laid.
     
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  7. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I agree, we should be encouraging people to hate and fear intercourse lest they discover that things that feel good might actually make them happy.
     
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  8. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Isn't it though?

    Nonsense
     
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  9. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    ROTFLMAO. [face_ROTFLMAO]

    Tony Perkins and Pat Fagan, you need to get laid. With that kind of attitude I can certainly see why it's not happening, but your obvious jealousy of people who are, is ****ing hilarious.

    Pun intended.

    There is no way that anyone who is actually having sex, would think that society should punish it.

    EDITED: Ninja'd by Dave.
     
  10. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    My theory is that it has more to do with monogamy and homely wives than total asexuality.
     
  11. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Homely wives and either no sex or really, really bad sex.

    Either way, those characters want to punish everyone else the way they are choosing to punish themselves. And crying from their alleged moral high horse when other people choose not to play along.
     
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  12. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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  13. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    As someone who was once married to a homely person with whom really really bad sex happened....I can confirm that envy of others' happy relationships can make you bitter.

    Goddammit, it's good to be rid of that.
     
  14. wannasee

    wannasee Jedi Master star 4

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    Societies have actually punished people for having sex. They still do.

    Not all prohibitive measures are undertaken because of envy... While that is a convenient way to explain anything ("she's just jealous of me"), it's rarely accurate.
     
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  15. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    That doesn't make it right...or effective. I still think you need to get laid.
     
  16. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    How about some derp from our new Pope?
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    It's an affirmation of a belief they've always had, so no more derp than it's always been.
     
  18. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    "Machination of the Father Of Lies".

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    So much pope talk. Everywhere.

    http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/2a/Look_at_all_the_****s_I_give.jpg

    Look at all the ****s I don't give!
     
  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    See, I spoil you with Likes don't I?
     
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  21. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    It's all about catering to you man.
     
  22. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    1. I wouldn't trust a jealous person to be honest about their motivation.

    2. It isn't as though paternalism is a better excuse.
     
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  23. wannasee

    wannasee Jedi Master star 4

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    1. Me neither.

    2. For?
     
  24. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Attempting to control people's actions.
     
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  25. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    ...specifically, people's actions in an area that is nobody else's ****ing business.

    Again, pun intended.