Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

You don't have to use the internet

Says a Republican who voted for killing internet privacy.

“You know, nobody’s got to use the internet…. I don’t think it’s my job to tell you that you cannot get advertising through your information being sold. My job, I think, is to tell you that you have the opportunity to do it and then you take it upon yourself to make the choice….”

See? He is innocently getting government out of your lives and giving you a choice.

 

Since it's Doctor Who Day:

 

Old people shouldn't be allowed to make decisions regarding technology.

 

Never mind what the actual Founding Fathers actually said

You know, like this list of items supporting the separation of church and state

None of that is important. It's just evil left with lies. For the low low price of just $375 per person Glenn Beck and David Barton are going to teach kids all about Creationism and how the Founders actually supported Christianity in government.

 

Gay and gettin' married? Not in Texas!

The religion of those county clerks has to be protected.

Ever notice how fragile God stuff is that it needs some kind of protection? God has all these plans but his Omnipotence can be overcome by two dudes putting their penises in each other.

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Alex Jones has to admit he's fake

This is his legal defense for Pizaagate. That he is playing a character. I mean, I knew this already but so what?

 

Gotta love when people have to admit their not as crazy paints at their painting themselves when faced with lawsuits. Of course it doesn't help when they encourage those who actually do have those crazy pants beliefs.

 

"B-b-but they didn't officially sign anything!"

 

Don't worry about North Korea and Syria. God has this via Trump

“No, Trump doesn’t want to get involved in North Korea. Guess what he is going to do? He is going to disarm North Korea! Watch it!” Wallnau proclaimed. “He doesn’t want to get involved in Syria. Guess what was the first nation that Cyrus, in Babylon, subdued? Syria. You can’t make this stuff up, people.”
Wallnau said that “Trump is anointed to deal with rogue government, kings of the earth that are threatening God’s purposes and holding back God’s blueprint. This is a fascinating period of time to be alive.”



Excuse me. What does God need with a Trump?

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You're not makign a bay? Then what are you having sex for?

Need to get that government out of our lives so religious leaders can get in there.

“There is not but one reason to have sex and that is to make babies,” Peterson told a caller, likening sex to drug addiction and asking, “Why are you feeling bad that you need to have sex to feel good?”
“Unless you are trying to have a baby, then there is no reason to be having sex,” he said. “I just want to make that point … What’s the need for having sex if you’re not trying to make a baby?”
“Men who have sex with women—and I want the ladies to know this, because they need good men—men who have sex with women before marriage will cheat on them after marriage,” Peterson proclaimed. “Not could happen, it will happen.”

 

And now Alex Jones himself is saying he is not acting

Let's see, gotta tell everyone you are fake so you can get out of legal trouble then say you are not fake so you can keep your fake show going. He's Schrodinger's Radio Host.

 

See the last gif I posted for my reaction to that.

I stole this gem of stupidity off of DanielUK (he's not the one saying these things):



And my reaction:

 

Man, sometimes I really wish I knew what in the **** people were babbling about.

 

I'm not a Pastor or "Kevin Swanson"

 

I did say you weren't the one saying those things. I was just acknowledging I stole what I was posting from you.

 

His "knowledge" certainly sounds theoretical. It sounds like an idea he has that he hasn't had a chance to test.

 

PORN

Again, isn't this supposed to be the party that wants government out of our lives? Oh yeah, they meant out of the lives of the rich.

The model legislation, called the Human Trafficking Prevention Act, would slap a pornography filter on cell phones, laptops and tablets until users pay a $20 fee. Device manufacturers would be required to put a label on material deemed “obscene” and you’d be blocked from seeing it until you paid what is essentially a tax on porn.

 

I would be down for a tax on porn. We could wipe out the deficit in a matter of hours.

 

That is one expensive lynching

“This was a modern-day lynching of a straight, Christian, conservative, white male of power,” Peterson said. “That’s all this is about, folks. White males of power are under attack. The straight white male of power is the only thing that is keeping the country hanging on.

Along with the 25 million he is getting for losing his job he is apparently worth 80 million. Poor fella. Such a lynching.

 

Ah, good ol' General Election time in the UK. A loony always appears with gems like these...

 

Again implying gays = beastiality. Odd way to make the case though, calling yourself someone who wants to have sex with gorillas.

 

The leader of the Liberal Democrats couldn't say the words "gay sex" and deny it was sin three times in an interview. A LIBERAL COULDN'T SAY WHETHER OR NOT GAY SEX WAS OKAY

 

We're electing Muslims to office! In Europe the Muslims are breeding into a takeover! How can you survive the end times?

By purchasing Bakker's survival food buckets.

One year's worth is only $400! The graphic during the whole vid says you can get over 10,000 servings for just $2800!

The video is 2 minutes where Bakker makes this heart bleeding plea, then sells his buckets right at the end. I've posted here before that Glenn beck did the same though I have not heard his show in a long time. but he would spend literally 30 minutes going through this heart warming lecture about the evils of the world and evil liberals and Muslims and how God is shunned, then tell you that's why he buys Goldline.

 

Look, some people are like that. Maybe she just doesn't like talking about sex in public, unless it involves her and several gorillas in a violent orgy. Some people are just easily embarrassed like that.