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Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Juliet316

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  3. anakinfansince1983

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    If he had half a brain, he would have disavowed him the first time Jones came close to endorsing him.
     
  4. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Hope Jones likes never seeing his kids again, because this just gives his ex - wife fuel in their custody battle.
     
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    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Minnesota.

    Q : "Say, shouldn't we close up these tax loopholes that rich people use?"

    A: "Jesus loves us."

    Derpity doo da!
     
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  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    The Betsy DeVos E-Meter

    Scientology? We don't need no stinkin' Scientology!

    I was checking out the Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., branch of Neurocore, a “brain performance” company owned by the family of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. DeVos resigned her Neurocore board seat when she joined the Trump Cabinet, but she and her husband maintain a financial stake of between $5 million and $25 million,

    A Neurocore receptionist greeted me for my scheduled appointment and had me fill out a survey asking about my sleep, concentration and social interactions. Do I wake up in the middle of the night? How often do I get into arguments? That sort of thing. (When I signed up for the evaluation, I listed my profession as “author.” My employer, the admittedly left-leaning think tank Center for American Progress, paid for my trip to Florida and the $250 evaluation

    She recommended a brain training package of 30 twice-a-week sessions of 45 minutes each. At Neurocore, that would carry a price tag of more than $2,000.

    A FEW DAYS LATER, I shared my Neurocore results with Russell Barkley, a psychiatry professor at Virginia Commonwealth University and a specialist in ADHD.
    Barkley was blunt. “We do NOT recommend [EEG] tests be used for diagnostic purposes,” he wrote in a follow-up email. “Their level of imprecision and even inaccuracy in diagnosis is too problematic to do so.”

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  10. Vaderize03

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    ^But but but PROFITS!!!
     
  11. anakinfansince1983

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    I've got two more years before I can pull early retirement from public education; I just hope I can get those two years in before she destroys everything.
     
  12. VadersLaMent

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    ODINISTS

    So, white supremacists don't like Jesus. So, they're going Norse. And have been! The article says some of the white dude terrorist attacks that have been foiled where Odinists!

     
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  14. VadersLaMent

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    The newspeak. it hurts.

    Ex GOP Senator commenting on climate change.

    Tell lies long enough etc. See, he read ALL OF IT. See?

    “The studies right now would tell you that we’re not warming right now,” Coburn insisted.
    “Really?” Varney replied. “What’s this, ‘Nine-nine percent of all the scientists [believe in man-made climate change]?'”
    “If you go and poll, what does the actual data say? I don’t think you’ll see 99 percent,” Coburn said. “You may see 75-25. You may see 25-75. You don’t know that. Nobody knows because we have had this political mantra out there that say that if you doubt what we said, you’re a flat Earther.”
    “I’m just a skeptic,” he remarked. “I’ve actually read all of it while I was a U.S. senator. I read all the science. I read everything that was out there. I don’t agree.”

    See, he read ALL OF IT. See?
     
  15. VadersLaMent

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    Louisville Kentucky.

    Per 1000 people there is a violent crime rate of 6.81 and a property rate of 43.73. The reported number of violent crimes is 4,190 and property crimes are 26,911.

    Your chances of becoming a violent crime victim on Louisville is 1 in 147, in the entire state it's 1 in 457.

    Your chances of becoming a property crime victim is 1 in 23 and 1 in 46.

    So, what does the Republican governor of Kentucky think we should do about this?

    PRAYER PATROLS

    Gov. Matt Bevin said in a jam-packed meeting Thursday that his plan to confront Louisville’s growing violence is to have roaming prayer groups in the West End.
    Bevin urged faith leaders, public officials and residents to take a 10-block span, walk corner to corner, and pray with the community two to three times a week during the next year.
    On Twitter, the far-right governor added, “Prayer WILL change things…. Prayer is powerful, and a people united in prayer will make a difference in their communities.”

     
  16. Talos of Atmora

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    You know, it's good to see today's youth fighting against...corny promposals?

    Honestly, the worst part about this is that the photo was taken down. Sometimes, people should just realize that they're being totally neurotic and accept when a harmless joke is, in fact, a harmless joke.
     
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  17. VadersLaMent

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    Not to dismiss the effect of symbols but one kid asks "How are we supposed to get past this?" Well, seems to me the uproar is enough and you should head to your next class.

    Slaom dee hoo haha du da du da

    Oh sorry, just joining the speaking of tongues that goes on at the end of the vid after the pastor says Trump's lack of knowledge on world affairs and horrible tweets are the hand of God.
     
  18. Talos of Atmora

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    That would be perfectly valid if the photograph from which this nontroversy originated hadn't directly referenced Dukes of Hazzard. It's hard to take their misgivings with the photograph seriously when they blatantly disregard the context of it.

    "The Lord works in mysterious ways, amirite?"
     
  19. VadersLaMent

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    Now I didn't know all this

    But apparently they have a death wish over there in the UK because they know so much about the terrorists they know when they are using the restroom. Also the Left in America loves Islam and wants to give itself over to it.

    This is probably not how you should be conducting yourself being a city council person

    "You wish you were being ****** by me," Jasterzbski said in the video. "You don't have to worry about me penetrating you at all. You wanted fair and square and you should have been satisfied with that, but you stood there and you let them corrupt the system of political process."
     
  20. VadersLaMent

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    More Manchester madness.

    Here's Jim Bakker

    If you watch the vid the lady to his right is starting to talk about how horrible the attack was when Bakker cuts her off and explains how they cursed themselves and were asking for it and God will not be mocked. So, God sent the terrorist what did this horrible thing.

    That Grande. She should be turned into a pillar of salt.
     
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    The weirdest thing about that clip is the uproarious laughter that follows even the tiniest wisecrack.
     
  22. VadersLaMent

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    Bakker on a role

    The very start: "God spoke to me".

    Ok so, follow this. Ringling Brothers no longer has elephants, and the last day was on the day Trump went to the Middle East, and elephants are the symbol of the GOP so the End Times are near.

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  23. VadersLaMent

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    Psssst. Ladies. Is it that time of the month? Do you know what it is that you are experiencing? HAHAHAHA of course you don't.

    So here's Glen Beck and dudes to explain it to you

    … the good Lord created men with an infinite capacity to produce seed at almost any age whereas he chose to create women with an absolute finite limited number of eggs. And so the loss of an egg every month, for any sensitive woman, is sad because it’s one less opportunity for life. And so foolish and insensitive people say, ‘Oh, it’s just a hormonal imbalance,’ it isn’t; it’s a genuine, authentic sadness which suffuses any sensitive woman at the loss of an egg.



    An excited Beck confirmed the rabbi’s revelation, proclaiming:

    Wow, I’ve never thought of it that way. It is actually a God-given sadness.
     
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  24. VadersLaMent

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    Police authority comes from God

    -----“It is amazing to me that the criminals who break into our homes and steal from us, those who sell drugs to our children, those who abuse innocent and defenseless children, those who rape our wives and daughters, those who commit cold-blooded murders are all innocent until proven guilty.”-----

    And how many times has a cop who got recorded shooting someone in cold blood happened and that cop got off ?

    -----“What has our country come to? When will we wake up to the fact that a country established ‘under God’ is now a Godless nation. -----

    The country, for the millionth time, was founded secular, the Founding Fathers made it very clear in their own personal writings and a treaty, and 'Under God" was added much much later by religious extremists getting their claws into our country.

    -----The sheriff added that anyone who criticizes the police is defying God, and that this is merely “the ignorance of some people.”-----

    This man wants to be a dictator. He needs to have his job taken from him.
     
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    Does this go here?

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