Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Here or Thunderdome I guess.

 

Newt Gingrich: "A President cannot obstruct justice."

Despite the fact that he tried to help impeach Clinton for the same thing.

 

An argument that didn't work for Nixon, and won't work for Trump.

Brilliant. Well done, Newt. Divorce any wives lately?

 

Newt: yet another example of "How in the holy hell do people hear this guy and believe him?"

 

Mike Huckabee: Virginia shooting part of a 'Widespread effort' to violently overthrow Trump.

 

The day after the shooting right wing radio was all over this, that the Left wing/Liberals are where all the violence comes from and they knew it all along. It was all so similar I wonder sometimes if they get a memo from the Kochs on how to do things like this.

 

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

 

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

 

Doubly entertained.

 

Democrats can't even play a baseball game without praying to Lord Satan

Maybe professional athletes will start praying to Satan rather than inject steroids.

“it’s so pitiful to hear people think that the Democrats are united with the Republicans.”
“It was a phony prayer,” Peterson said. “Democrats, liberals do not believe in God. They were praying to their father, the devil.”
“Democrats don’t believe in prayer, they don’t believe in God,” he said. “They took God out of the schools. They took prayer out of the public square

If you pray to Satan does that mean you believe in the god that created him?

 

We should be like Russia because God

You baby killing, homo-supportin' Satanists! And his twitter posts says he had a dream of this after he preached it:

 

Had an abortion? Use condoms?

In Missouri the GOP wants employees to be able to discriminate against you for those things.

The legislation would undo a relatively recent St. Louis ordinance that prohibits potential employers and landlords from discriminating against women based on their reproductive health history. In other words, if they’ve had an abortion. Or have used birth control. Or if they are pregnant.

 

Noah fighting a T. Rex is about the only thing missing from the Aronofsky film.

 

What the **** buisness is it of a landlord to know a woman's reproductive history?!!!

 

I think the purpose of items like this are to create their own fiefdoms. Essentially they want to get people to move out, and the "right people" to move in who will always vote for them. I think it was North Carolina that was very blatant and public and even ran commercials about getting religious people to move to religious friendly North Carolina.

 

Does a man have to disclose his reproductive history? If not, then a landlord can **** off about mine.

 

Roll a D20, it's clerics versus wizards!

Ok, it's witches rather than wizards, but still..

Dave Kubal, president of Intercessors for America (IFA), previously issued an urgent call to prayer when the resistance launched in February.
Kubal explained about a worldwide call for witches—and those willing to attempt witchcraft for the first time—to cast a spell harming Donald Trump.
According to IFA, the ritual is to be done at the stroke of midnight on waning crescent moon ritual days until Trump leaves office. The summer solstice is considered especially important.
“Whether or not this call for spells pans out and people act on it, we feel compelled, as the body of Christ and intercessors, to come against this evil with immediate and powerful prayer,” the IFA reports.

You're supposed to send money to Jim Bakker for his survival food because God said so

Because Muslims might soon take over.

He tells us to do this, says ‘always be ready to share the hope in meekness and fear.’ Always means always. Always is in good times. Always is in bad times. Always. And if we are not always ready, then how do we share the hope? And by being prepared, by having food on hand, by having these things on hand, it’s less of a distraction now that the enemy can use against us. And now I have that freedom ‘cause I’m not burdened with, ‘oh, wow, what are my kids gonna eat,’ or whatever, and now I can share the hope.

 

Watch the dodge. He avoids the question, goes for a long answer, the kid keeps after him for an answer. Finally he does and he says he would indeed do what God says...back then.



Well how about now?

 

I heard this one live.

Limbaugh: the BP oil spill didn't do any damage, the ocean is self cleaning

So here, have an info graphic on the impact

Remember, lie big and stick to it.

 

Nothing Limbogus says shocks me anymore, I've learned to ignore him.

 

Kids bone marrow used in anti-aging, kids kidnapped and taken to Mars as slaves on the Mars bases, chimera hybrids aliens!

 

Hillary Clinton. Harry Potter. Immigrants. Gays.

Pure evil!

“If that is true, immediately stop your children from reading Harry Potter,” Peterson said. “If it’s true that reading Harry Potter causes kids to be more open to immigrants and LGBT people, then you’re going to pay for brainwashing, traumatizing, turning your children away from good toward evil. I would shut down those books right away if that’s true.”

 

Breast feeding?

If you take it out men should be able to grab it

Guess which political party this guy belongs to. Go ahead.