main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
  2. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Nov 2, 2000
    Still not as crazy as the non-canon petitioners.
     
    Juliet316 and VadersLaMent like this.
  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
    Alex Jones vs Oprah

    "I have always broken down the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a top globalist, a top eugenicist, who pushes a one-world religion through her private foundation."

    "They want to call Trump a Nazi?" Jones said. "Look out, lady. We know what you’re designed to do. You’re the black face to carry out the enslavement of black folks and everybody else."
     
  4. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Aug 11, 2004
    I feel Alex Jones should be the exception to this thread, otherwise he'd be here every day.
     
  5. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Very very true.
     
  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
    Well with the wave of talk about Oprah running for President I'm sure the Right Wing will respond professionally.

    Or not

    • McInnes called Winfrey a “lesbian” and said she uses her partner Stedman Graham as “a human dildo.”

    • Jones and McInnes talked about having sex with Winfrey. Jones said, “Can you imagine being a high-end escort in New York, or Chicago, or L.A. and you knock-knock, you go to the door and it’s Oprah Winfrey in a dominatrix outfit?” McInnes replied, “I would do it and I don’t care what my wife says. I would do it for the story. Can you imagine at the bar with your buddies and you just got back from having sex with a three billionaire lesbian mogul.”

    • McInnes said that Winfrey was “remarkably promiscuous in the day, to put it mildly, she was turning tricks, she was basically a prostitute” and she “still has that ghetto mentality of ‘You want to try this girl out for awhile, let’s try this girl, hey, mind if I come along?’”

    • He also said that “she was such a slut, her mother sent her to, what’s his name, Vernon Winfrey” and that she was “slutting around like a prostitute.”

    • Jones claimed that Winfrey is “well-known with Weinstein to enjoy tail together” and that “Hollywood contacts” tell him that both “go into a room with a couple hot young chicks and it’s party time.”

    • Jones said that Winfrey “is not going to disavow Weinstein” -- even though she already did -- “because she’s probably a bigger deviant than Weinstein.”

    • Jones falsely claimed that “literally Oprah Winfrey is known for luring women into Harvey Weinstein.”
     
  7. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    went looking for reaction gifs and this happened to be one of the first results:

    [​IMG]

    How apropos?
     
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2018
    VadersLaMent likes this.
  8. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
  9. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
  10. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Oct 13, 2003
    We might need to lock this thread before we give @Juliet316 an aneurysm or something
     
  11. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Wrong thread.
     
    Last edited: Jan 14, 2018
  12. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Apr 25, 2004
    How do the rest of you not already have aneurysms? I clicked on this thread for the first time in maybe over a year, and already my blood is boiling. Are you sure you're not a bunch of zombies?
     
    Last edited: Jan 14, 2018
  13. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Why do you think I post gifs most of the time in response?! It's so I don't violate the TOS and get banned by giving my reaction in the written word!
     
  14. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Apr 25, 2004
    Well, I actually came in here to see if there was any discussion going on about that Tide Pod weirdness, but I see it's already been posted in the wacky news thread.
     
  15. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    I call the Tide Pod Internet stuff, 'thinning the herd/Darwin award nominees.'
     
    VadersLaMent likes this.
  16. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Apr 3, 2002
  17. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Oct 13, 2003
    https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Donald-Trump-Says-Baby-Born-Ninth-Month-Wrong-44512821

    Oh Trump...
     
  18. Juliet316

    Juliet316 JCC Game Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner

    Registered:
    Apr 27, 2005
    A)Kenneth Copeland hasn't been relevant to anything in years and B)

    [​IMG]

    Trump needs sex ed.
     
    VadersLaMent likes this.