Senate Derp. DERP. Derpitus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeeerp!

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  1. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Anybody who talks about "equality" like it's a bad thing is just afraid that conservative white guys will...horror of horrors...actually have the same amount of power in society as everyone else, as opposed to a great deal more power than other people have, the privilege they've always enjoyed in the US and several other places.
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  2. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I'm almost ashamed of being white at this point.
  3. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Just went to my MSN homepage. In the 'somebody was not thinking when they made up the headlines' department:

    'GOP taps it's top woman'
  4. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    The derp once again speaks for itself:

  5. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Yeah, just did that a couple pages ago. I sat this morning too listening to a half hour business show that featured people from both sides. The right winger spouted off the usual about a minimum wage hike is bad because it guarantees a pay amount but the poor business owner does not get a guarenteed wage so having a minimum wage is unfair.

    Yeah. [face_dunno]
  6. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    They're all talking out of their buttholes.
  7. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    "He has a close, personal relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin, something Obama has not been able to do. With me today is Steven Segal."---Huckabee show.
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  8. Juliet316 Chosen One

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  9. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    [IMG]

    That's his yacht. It has a permanent 18 person crew, a master chef, and is so automated in control that one person can operate it underway. Thanks Obama.
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  10. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    But he's being starved, beaten and sent to the gas chamber!
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  11. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    He'll escape on his boat and like Schindler he will save a whole bunch of other rich people fromt he evils of this record breaking stock market.
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  12. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Oh here's a real winner. Todd Kincannon

    This guy got caught sexting pics of his junk to women. He's a gem.

    Kincannon has enlarged upon early Republican attacks on Davis, insinuating that because she supports a woman’s right to choose, she must be a promiscuous, man-eating tramp. Calling her a “coke whore” and insinuating that she cheated on her then-husband, Kincannon wrote, at one point, “I don’t care if folks attack Wendy Davis unfairly. I just want her attacked.”

    - I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who was as much of a whore as Wendy Davis. And I’ve met some epic whores in my travels.
    - I suspect Texas voters care that Wendy Davis was potentially going to Harvard coke parties instead of caring for her children.
    - Make Wendy Davis worry that somebody will dig up a Harvard classmate that she did coke with. Torture her until she begs for it to stop.
    - Wendy Davis has an abortion fetish and did in fact abandon her children.
    - Make Wendy Davis wish she’d never been born. #InsertAbortionJokeHere

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  13. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Wow.

    Did he text a picture of his junk to Wendy Davis and she told him she couldn't see it without a magnifying glass or something?

    I mean, that's jilted-lover levels of hostility.
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  14. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    No, he's just a Tea Partier.
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  15. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Ha ha what a creepy psychopath ha ha.
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  16. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    So wait, he texted women pictures of his penis and Wendy Davis is the *****?

    So much Hate from such an obviously little man.
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  17. heels1785 Community & Prequel Trilogy Manager

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    The Speaker of our House of Representatives shut down operations of the South Carolina General Assembly for the full week today, due to the "threat of snow."

    It snows in SC once every three years, barely enough to cover the ground- but when it does, we are totally incapacitated by it and paralyzed by fear.
  18. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i love places like that. see: also the once yearly mild snow/freeze in portland oregon that invariably sends cars skating into each other and causes general chaos
  19. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Our campus shut down today due to lame winds.
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  20. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    There was a huge wildfire within a few miles of my campus back in aught-eight. Despite a major freeway that many students and faculty use being encircled and the air quality being equivalent to Beijing's, campus was not closed.

    Makes me kind of jealous of people whose local governments freak out over minor snowfall.
  21. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    EDIT, oops. Satire. nm.
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  22. Juliet316 Chosen One

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  23. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    The GOP has come up with an alternative to Obamacare

    It's called Patient Choice Affordability Responsibility and Empowerment Act. Or CARE. (Why not PCAREA?)

    OMG they finally cam eup with a plan! And quite a bit of it is just like Obamacare!

    -----The CARE Act would require insurers to offer policies to anyone who has proof of “continuous coverage,” along with protections for those who lose their health plans for any reason. But those with pre-existing conditions who fail to maintain continuous coverage at any time could be denied coverage.-----

    Except that part where because they discriminated against you for a previously existing condition which nagates your "continuous coverage" so now they can once again discriminate against you for your pre-existing condition.

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  24. heels1785 Community & Prequel Trilogy Manager

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  25. Juliet316 Chosen One

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