Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Ok here is a good ******* example.

"How did Noah fit all the dinosaurs on that itty bitty ark?"

Oh that's easy, they took the baby ones.

“I see some people that like to mock and ridicule, especially about the dinosaurs, how did they put the big old dinosaurs on there?” he said. “Well, I would suggest to you they didn’t take the big old dinosaur — they would have taken the younger ones. You think of a guy like me, if you’re going to go repopulate a planet, you’re not taking me with you. I’m old. My repopulating days are done. You take my son or my grandson. My grandson is a whole lot smaller than I am.”

And THAT'S ridiculous. THAT'S DERP. The strength and power of DERP. What good is the nonsense compared to the charlatan that wields it?

 

I vote for the hating humans thread. At least in terms of the idiot who thought those leaflets were a good idea.

 

if i did, i might have used the phrase "surged above" or something like that as opposed to "dropped out", but yes, i do, and yes, it is a hologram.

 

I kind of figured anyone expecting people to register for being Jewish and to pay a fine fee, given history, is pretty derpy

To the politics thread Batman!

 

This registration thing is pretty damn scary.

 

Especially when you consider Ukraine's history during WWII.

 

Bob Corker: Assad Was 'Wise' To Kill 1,200 With Chemical Weapons And 'Embarrass' The U.S.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/20/bob-corker-ukraine_n_5182516.html

 

Wow. Game of Thrones for real.

 

I may be a derp addict. Seriously. I like to think perhaps I am trying to bring a little knowledge; do my lil part to help people be informed voters. But maybe, just maybe I view crap such as what follows and it gives me a nice thrill to know I am just better than this.

JUST in case you thought Pat Robertson wa sone of them crazies that actually believes their own crap(despite all other evidence to the contrary):

An asteroid might destroy the Earth(next week!) so sayeth THE LORD!

Said by a guy selling a book on how the world might be destroyed by an asteroid.

 

Just to show derpiness in politics isn't limited to Americans:

Russian politician orders aides to "violently rape" pregnant journalist

Has Russia gone all Game of Thrones all of a sudden?

 

THAT is why we call you, Vader!!

THAT is why you have the power of Steel!

 

competition for industrial jobs and the fact that racism knows no geographical boundary. in the early 20th century, there were quite a few black exoduses from the south looking for something other than work as a farmhand or a life of prison labor. So they left for the north and the west, looking for something better.
northerners responded with "dey tuk'er jerbs!" and forming social groups to 'preserve order'.

 

Apparently they can sue him but I do not know to what extent. He publically apologized afterwards but which at this point is ridiculous, and apparently he has this is not his first angry outburst at reporters. there is no word of what other Russian politicians think of this.

 

Except what's quoted in the article, which, given your history, I doubt you've read before commenting on.

 

Jesus ******* Christ. The desirable outcome in that situation is for the reporters to storm the stage and beat this guy savagely. If I'd been in the room, that's probably what I would have done.

 

It happens on occasion but my history is generally far better. In fact, I recall reading that but I wa snot done collecting other headlines, came back to it, and forgot all about it. I accept my dunce cap and shall go sit in the corner.

 

Allow me to deflect my partial stumble.

Dinosaurs are a gateway drug to science for kids

Going to the link to Ham's page we get this:

-----Of course, secularists know that children love dinosaurs, and they use dinosaurs to indoctrinate kids into evolutionary ideas. “The Nation’s T. Rex” will be a centerpiece for the Smithsonian—a museum funded by our tax dollars. In reality, then, the government is imposing the religion of evolution and millions of years on children visiting the Smithsonian, while also claiming a supposed separation of church and state! Our tax dollars are funding the religion of naturalism (atheism) and its evolutionary story to be exhibited in the Smithsonian in the nation’s capital!
Now many of you probably remember the dinosaur billboard campaign we ran for the Creation Museum in 2012. Secularists, as they had done before, accused us of using dinosaurs to attract children to the museum, saying the dinosaurs were “bait.” And you know, we certainly make no apology about the fact that we use dinosaurs to attract people (including kids) to the museum—just like the director of the Smithsonian’s Natural History Museum is doing! You see, when secularists use dinosaurs to attract kids, well, that’s ok—but if Christians do it, secularists almost consider it a “crime”!
The real difference between the Creation Museum and the Smithsonian is that we tell children the truth of God’s Word and the gospel. We explain the true history of the world concerning creation and the Flood—and in doing so we correctly explain the history in regard to dinosaurs and solve the mystery as to what happened to them. We point visitors to the truth of God’s Word in Genesis, and teach kids that dinosaurs were created on Day Six of the Creation Week and that most of the fossils of dinosaurs were formed during the Flood of Noah’s Day about 4,300 years ago.-----

 

Earth Day was yesterday. The conservative view?

Earth Day = Communism, global warming is a religion, promote coal while bashing green, teach children to be pro-oil

I sometimes wonder, if a quick cheap and easy method were released tomorrow that enabled humans to live for thousands of years would the The Right switch their veiw because now they may have to deal with the future environmental hazards their methods create?

 

The other option was just to build a much bigger ark.

 

Abortion opponents expressedconfusion that the Clintons would refer to Chelsea’s unborn child as a “baby” and not a “fetus,” suggesting that’s wholly incompatible with their support for legal abortion. “When it’s their own grandchild, it appears the Clintons see things differently, with their words most definitely betraying their true feelings on the matter. No talk of a non-person fetus, only of a child,” a Christian Post editorial noted, declaring that the Clintons must actually believe that life begins at conception.


TL,Dr, apparently a lot of anti - choicers are apparently baffled that, given the Clintons are pro - choice, that Chelsea Clinton is apparently not wanting to abort her baby.

Link.

 

The ideal that someone should not have a choice is not limited to abortion when it comes to deal with the Right.

 

True. But it boggles me that some of these people think that being pro - abortion rights = not wanting children/aborting pregnancy they have.

 

Sheesh. I thought it was obvious that pro-choice is not the same as pro-abortion. Apparently not.

 

"Babies? Ewwwww."