Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Probably birthday cakes, cantaloupes, rotisserie chickens, that sort of thing.

 

Speaking of which, where's Sean William Scott these days?

 

You don't wanna know.

 

St. Louis paper summed up Akin perfectly:

With regard to former U.S. Rep. Todd Akin’s, R-Wildwood, decision to recant his 2012 apology for saying that “legitimate rape” rarely causes pregnancy:

Mr. Akin served in the Missouri House and the U.S. House of Representatives for 24 years before losing a 2012 race for the U.S. Senate against Democrat Claire McCaskill. During the years he held public office in St. Louis, we had to pretend that his ignorant and vile public utterances were worthy of note. That’s not true any more.

 

NRA: Kids should have shooting classes in order to advance in school

-----“I mean, let’s be honest, the danger in educating people to think is that they might actually start to think for themselves. Perhaps we should think seriously about who we give access to knowledge. They could use it to do a lot of damage.”
We don’t have a U.S. gun policy. We have a U.S. anti-gun policy,” the NRA commentator continued. “Gun policy driven by people’s need for guns would seek to encourage people to keep and bear arms at all times. Maybe it would even reward those who do so. What if instead of gun free-zones we had gun-required zones?”
In order to make his plan work, Johnson said that children would need to be introduced to firearms at a young age.
“Just like we teach them reading and writing, necessary skills. We would teach shooting and firearm competency,” he explained. “It wouldn’t matter if a child’s parents weren’t good at it. We’d find them a mentor. It wouldn’t matter if they didn’t want to learn. We would make it necessary to advance to the next grade.”-----

Dear NRA, this is not the Old West. This is not ancient Sparta. This is not King Arthur. This is not a post apocalyptic world. This is not Zombieland. This is a modern world where "everyone with a gun" is just a horrid news report waiting to happen.

 

I'd like to say to that guy, "No, you're a mental disorder".

 

Yeah, you might be right.

 

I must say, considering the small amount of space available on the back of that truck, it is
a very efficient amount of paranoid tirade.

 

I coudl not get a pic of it, but today I actually saw a vehicle who's backside looked just like that but it was all written on with some kind of marker.

 

Gays Of Thrones!

So, gays lead to incest and Game Of Thrones is a part of the entire gay/liberal agenda!

Let's see, slavery, rape, incest, murder...I guess it's ok when the Bible does it.

 

Stop being intolerant of my intolerance!

----Florida Republican Sen. Marco Rubio acknowledged Wednesday that American history was “marred by discrimination against gays and lesbians.” But in a speech at Catholic University in Washington, Rubio drew the line sharply at marriage equality and accused supporters of same sex unions of “intolerance.”

“I promise you even before this speech is over I’ll be attacked as a hater or a bigot or someone who is anti-gay,” Rubio said. “This intolerance in the name of tolerance is hypocrisy. Support for the definition of marriage as one man and one woman is not anti-gay, it is pro-traditional marriage.”----
And David Duke used to say the KKK was not anti-black, they were just pro-white.

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Oh this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.

A mayor in Michigan, the city is Warren(not too far from me!) says treating atheists as equals is like favoring Nazis or the KKK

Yup. 'murica. This is one of them there Christians who's morals surpass everyone else's.



OOPS! He's screwing his assistant who is nearly one third his age. This would not be so bad, but he denies all of it because he's a good Christian, and gave her a raise, after he cut pay for others...derp...derp...derpity dooooooo.

 

Angry International one:

renowned Middle East scholar Mordechai Kedar of Bar-Ilan University: "The only thing that could deter a suicide bomber is knowing that if caught, his sister or his mother would be raped,"

 

Good grief. He doubled down.

 

Yeah, pretty much.

And then there's this from our own Conservatives on Obama:

 

Oh please oh please run for President...

Michelle Bachmann:

Bachmann predicted the gay community would push for “multiple” people in a marriage next, and after that, the elimination of sexual consent laws.
“They want to abolish age of consent laws, which means children would, we would do away with statutory rape laws so that adults will be able to freely prey on little children sexually,” Bachmann said. “That’s the deviance that we’re seeing embraced in our culture today."



In other news the plane being shot down is because Oabam IRS scandal

 

I would get out popcorn if she, Santorum, Perry, and/or Romney decided to run again. Then get scared that GOP voters might actually vote one of these idiots to be the nominee.

As for the other derp, *sighs* Can't say I'm surprised.

 

Are there any sane Republicans out there?

 

With the exception of Claire McCaskill (who won via write - in when she got primaried), most of the sane ones got primaried out of politics by Tea Partiers. Edit: Or retired like Olympia Snowe.