Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Exactly, both ways, the entire argument is just dumb regardless of the existence of God. But hey, thump a Bible, get votes, live easy.

 

That is what I am implying. Men are stewards, governments are what men created to help steward more efficiently.

 

Ah, misread you then; my bad.

 

THE EXACT DATE OF THE RAPTURE IS KNOWN!

And it can be yours for $4.95

And it's normally $39.95!

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Oh man, I need instructional knife throwing dvds!

 

Turkish Deputy Prime Minister tells women not to laugh loudly.

 

Yeah I just did that one. And he doesn't like cars and cell phones either.

 

Mark 13:32 "But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."

I'm sure Jesus can't wait to meet the guy who knows the Father's plan better than He does.

 

Your staying in character is some excellent role-playing there, GenAntilles. Your make-believe world is richly detailed though of course, utterly impossible.

 

Oh you...

 

Arawn_Fenn: Please tell me that isn't real....

(It is, isn't it?)

 

I've heard it isn't.

 

I don't understand

----“This is a man-caused disaster, and the man that caused it is Barack Obama, with his DACA policies and his Morton memos, and the advertisement that has been such a huge magnet that have caused these families to give their daughters birth control pills and send them down a rape path all the way through Mexico, and it’s a death path on the death train,” King said.----

SO, the border crisis is...I don't know...a mind control conspiracy centered around rape birth control pills? "Death path", "death train", "rape path", deathity death rapey border crisis flargargarblah!

 

This makes no sense! This makes no sense THIS MAKES NO....

 

On that note, since the Bible is infallible and it says that no man can know the date or hour, every day when I wake up I say "I know that this is the day that Jesus comes back!" Since the Bible's text cannot be false, this means that Jesus cannot come back without making my statement be true. I am single-handedly holding back the apocalypse!

 

Michelle Bachman: "The government wants to use migrant children for medical experimentation".

 

"When Genocide is Permissible."

 

It says no one can actually know, not that no one can guess or that no one can claim to know. Sorry.

 

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great-but must suffer the consequences!


That wasn't his only derpy tweet about this issue this weekend.

 

"FLAWLESS VICTORY!"

 

War on Christmas? Phhhhhht. Old news.

WAR ON WHITE PEOPLE!

---"This is a part of the war on whites that’s being launched by the Democratic Party. And the way in which they’re launching this war is by claiming that whites hate everybody else,---

Well no, it's that the GOP hates everyone, this fellow is just reading white into it.

---"It's part of the strategy that Barack Obama implemented in 2008, continued in 2012, where he divides us all on race, on sex, greed, envy, class warfare, all those kinds of things. Well that’s not true."---

I know someone who once said they were afriad that if Obama became President that black people would start being mean to white people. So this idiot has an audience and they will vote that way.

 

Climate change disproved! ALL HAIL THE GOP!

Down with Obamacare! Down with the Dept Of Education! You stupid libtards!

 

What's up with Republican congressmen named Todd spouting off on things they have known experience or knowledge about?

 

Uh, why does God need a nuclear weapon, or a dirty bomb?

--- “Every day I’m amazed we live another day, that God gives us grace.
“This thing could all come crashing down, either economically, or with a series of dirty bombs going off in our major cities, or one major nuclear bomb that would destroy half the country and contaminate the rest, and if that happens, God is perfectly just and vindicated because we have squandered our grace in this country.”
He goes on to show a ‘website’, the existence of which could not be verified, which he claims shows that the US flies rainbow flags from all of its embassies.
He claims: “You want to know why the Arab world calls us The Great Satan?
“In a June 23 speech to a group of foreign affairs officers, Secretary Kerry proudly acknowledged there are now five openly professing homosexual US ambassadors, with a sixth on his way to Vietnam.
“How far we have fallen. When will pastors, and when will Christians stand up and say, ‘Enough is enough?’”---

So, I mean, God. Omnipotent and such. If he hates gay so much why does he/she/it just flippity flappity floop just do away with it?