Senate Derp. DERP. Derpitus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeeerp!

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    He kinda looks like Brian Cox.
  2. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  3. Valairy Scot Chosen One

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    What about male wardrobe misfunctions? Methinks duct tape "down there" might change a few minds.
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  4. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    It's good to see that the GOP is reaching out to women voters.
  5. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  7. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Yeah, right. Look, pal, if it was an American weapon, it would have killed millions, not just injured a few hundred people. [face_flag]
  8. SuperWatto Manager Emeritus

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    Hey, I remember him. He proposed to nuke Paris when the UN sent troops to the Balkans, twenty years ago.
    Good to know he's still around and people are still voting for him...
  9. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Really? I can't even fathom the amount of BS you'd have to eat on a daily basis to think this is even a good idea.
  10. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Yeah, he seriously suggested that women cover their nipples with duct tape to avoid felony charges in case of accidental wardrobe malfunction.

    Quite the overreaction to not wanting women going top less in a protest march in Asheville (North Carolina's hippie capital).
  11. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Republicans and fundamentalist Christians just like controlling women. So this isn't surprising, but I can't believe it's going to be taken this far.
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  12. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    And unfortunately they have taken over our General Assembly.
  13. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Well, hopefully sanity is restored in the next election.
  14. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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    No more like, they want a happy sanitized utopia where prostitutes, pornography and drugs don't exist.
  15. Valairy Scot Chosen One

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  16. Juliet316 SFTC Winner

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    Except you know, when they enjoy the prostitutes, pornography, and drugs and try not to get caught.

    Edit: @Valairy Scot beat me too it.
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  17. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    So another politician has decided to step into the women and rape issue. Rep Joe Salazar said women shouldn't carry guns on college campuses because they may 'feel like they are going to be raped' and starting shooting people. Because obliviously women are too stupid to know when someone is about to rape them. :rolleyes:

    Now leaving the issue of guns aside, you would think after Akin and his ilk politicians would learn by now not to say stupid crap like that.
  18. Juliet316 SFTC Winner

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    ....

    Excuse me while I go beat my head into a wall like a million times.
  19. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Oh, no, it gets better. A GOP representative asked him how women were expected to defend themselves from rapists if they couldn't carry a gun. Because, you know, the only way to defend yourself against rapists is to shoot them.

    His comments are indefensible but that entire debate was a giant, bipartisan DERP ADERP.
    Last edited by Ramza, Feb 18, 2013
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  20. Juliet316 SFTC Winner

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    *multiple facepalm.gif*
  21. timmoishere Chosen One

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    Fixed
  22. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Women are the fairer sex and need protecting. Let's hire armed guards for all women since they're so frail and all. Then when the guards inevitably turn into rapists (which invariably happens in most situations) we know who to prosecute as well as force them to keep their rape baby--since we know only sluts enjoy sex. Ta-da!
  23. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    "No one's talking about cuts to Social Security and Medicare." - Bill O'Reilly
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  24. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    Because no one cares. They're abstractions compared to the military and its jorbs. Although, if you really want to get technical those are abstractions as well, but to a much greater extent since this country loves to jerk its military and spill its juice all over the rest of the world.
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