Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Submachine guns.

Apparently protocol is for the instructor to hold his hand over the gun in case the shooter loses control. How about if the risk is so high you just don't do it?

Also lol at the description of the range.
'We separate ourselves from all other Las Vegas ranges with our unique 'Desert Storm' atmosphere and military style bunkers.'
'We even have the actual firearms used in several Hollywood hits including The Terminator and Rambo II.'

Live out your Rambo fantasies here! <- to be clear, this isn't a quote but my addition.

 

I let my son use a steak knife to cut meat when he turned 9.

 

I removed my 9-year-old from my ontology when I rejected modal realism.

 

I'll take "Things You Shouldn't Say When You're Related to the Boston Marathon Bombers" for 100, Alex.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/27/ailina-tsarnaeva-bomb-threat_n_5726418.html

 

u dropped the bomb on me

baby

u dropped the bomb on me

 

Yep. Pretty much this.

 

Kirk Cameron to make sure the derp stays in CHRISTmas

There is a link to The Blaze where Kirk says this is not a culture war film just a Christian celebration film, even though he makes sure to name his character Christian White and that he is taking on all the "myths" about how Christamas was hijacked, that it's actually about winter solstice, that Christ should be put back in Christmas, and that this country was founded on Christian ideology. Nope, no culture war there!

Wanna see the trailer? Of course you do.

 

I love how like ninety percent of that trailer took place with a light on the actors' faces in front of a completely dark background. I think they have exactly one set and it appears to be the foyer of that big house. That is genuinely one of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

 

GOP Mansplaining

Ok, I had to read this a coupel of times to get it so let me see if I can sum up.

Women vote for democrats on issues of abortion and gay marriage because their unmarried empty minds just can't decide which life style to follow so because the Dems come across as the least intolerant you should vote Republican and then you'll have a better chance to get married.

 

Reason #23409349239 why celebrities should keep their opinions to themselves about social issues.

 

Woke up. Could not go back to sleep. Signed on. And found out what keeps the atoms together.

Jesus

 

Thankfully the comments section is not filled with people agreeing with this vid

 

All I can say is my trust remains in the Lord

Says the politician found guilty on 11 counts of corruption.

 

I feel like even posting this **** is giving it too much respect so I have no further commentary

 

"But it's not up to the state, or at least it shouldn't be up to the state, to make it easier for women to kill their unborn children,"

 

But government is supposed to stay out of people's lives?

 

Mte.

 

Convert ISIS to Christianity or kill them

This is what it sound slike when a yuppie with a fake tv personality is used as a foreign relations expert.

“In this case, you either have to convert them, which I think would be next to impossible,” Robertson explained to Hannity. “I’m just saying convert them or kill them — one or the other.”
The reality TV star, a self-proclaimed evangelical Christian, said he would rather participate in a Bible study with ISIS members and “show them the errors of their ways.” However, Robertson added he would have no problem killing the militants if he was engaged in a gunfight with them.

 

"Assault weapons is a made up term, there realy is no such thing as an assault weapon."

I wonder if they chuckle like that during their pre-show when they get handed the script. "Oh man! I can't wait to deliver that one and make the derp headlines!"

 

This sums up Mr. Carlson:

 

It's God's penis and it needs a home

“Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while,” Driscoll wrote under the name William Wallace II in 2001. “Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.”
“Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home,” he continued. “But, though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not… And, if you look at a man it is quite obvious that what a homeless man does not need is another man without a home.”
The good news? He has been fired for creating a culture of fear in the church he preached at.

 

That's some magnificent derp there

 

shoutout to my homeblogger libby anne for giving the "penis homes" story legs