Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

holy crap. Obi-Zahn Kenobi how did you find time out from med school to found a megachurch?

 

...but I never had a wife.

 

Then you are still pussified because you have to get one to lead her and exercised his delegated authority as king of the planet.

See? You are not a man until you have bossed a wife.

 

I dated a girl who went to that church. She was a solid 7, and is now getting a PhD at an Ivy League school. She gave me the marriage ultimatum so we split. I really dodged a bullet though.

 

...where did you find time out from med-school to become a better troll than me?

 

I kinda took a big break this year to get major surgery done (on me).

 

wait you weren't kidding about the reconstructive foreskin stuff?

 

You should start a thread about it, OZK.

 

Surgery was on my esophagus and stomach. Not letting anyone take a knife to my penis ever again.

 

how about a staplegun?

 

We all say dumb things from time to time. Some people say dumb things more often than others. Some people are just ******* dumb. And then there is Rick Santorum.

Now this article here is one of many about getting God back in classrooms and such

But let us look at this line:

-----“I think we should start calling secularism a religion,” Santorum told a grinning Fischer. “Because if we did, then we could ban that, too, because that’s what they’ve done: they’ve hidden behind the fact that the absence of religion is not a religion of itself.”-----

Do you see it? Here:

: they’ve hidden behind THE FACT that the absence of religion is not a religion of itself.”-----

Derp Santorum. God damn I hope he runs for President again.

 

I wuv me some history rewriters.

Founding fathers were so Christiany

----John Trumbo proposed that all city council meetings should begin with a prayer “directed in name and reference to the same God addressed in the Founding Fathers’ signatory documents that established this nation.”----

As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen [Muslims]; and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.--Treaty of Tripoli.

OMG! And it has something nice to say about Muslims too?!

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Teacher says science and history classes at his school are like concentration camps that have created at least one lesbian

 

Montie, your last link is screwed up.

 

I fixed it.

 

Georgia lawmaker says he'd 'prefer more educated voters' over black early voters.

 

^Also churches taking voters to the booths via a bus is somehow church and state hypocrisy for the Dems.

 

If the GOP wins the Senate....

Mitch McConnell will shut down the government if Obama disagrees with Republicans.



What kind of dumbass votes for these people? What kind of stupid moron does it take to be so utterly and willfully fooled into putting pieces of garbage like this in office? Nearly half this country is willing to step off a ledge and take the rest of us with them. How in the holy hell can anyone who claims to have any real set of morals actual vote GOP? Koch brothers, Beck, Fox News, Limbaugh, racism, hatred, wtf?

 

mitch mcconnell is too scared to shut down the government. he has nightmares about it and craps his bed. an hour later, his wife rolls over and gooshes into it.

 

lol u think mitch mcconnell and his wife share a bed

 

NOW THIS IS MANSPLAINING!!

----“You put me in charge of Medicaid, the first thing I’d do is get Norplant, birth-control implants, or tubal ligations,” said Russell Pearce on his weekly talk radio program. Then we’ll test recipients for drugs and alcohol, and if you want to [reproduce] or use drugs or alcohol, then get a job.”

“No cash for Ding Dongs and Ho Hos, you’d only get money for 15-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and powdered milk – all the powdered milk you can haul away,” Pearce said. “If you want a steak or frozen pizza, then you’d have to get a job.”

“Ever live in a military barracks?” he said. “You’ll maintain your property in a clean, good state of repair, and your home will be subjected to an inspection at any time, possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or an X-Box 360, then get a job.”

“I know there’s people out there [who] need help, and my heart goes out to them, too,” he said. “But you know what? That should never be a government role. That’s a role for family, church, and community.”----

Big surprise: He lost a recall elction due to ethics concerns.

And he has a page on crooks and liars where is is pals with a Neo-Nazi