Senate Derp. DERP. Derpitus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeeerp!

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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  2. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Oh hell.

    Yeah, I've been drinking, but regardless I have no qualms about posting this.

    Steven Anderson, go **** yourself.

    No love, Me.
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  3. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    Remember guys, the War on Women was a false and shameless meme whipped up by Obama's campaign to steal the election.
  4. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  5. Diggy Force Ghost

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    As it happens, I know the Pastor and his wife quite well, thanks to a Craigslist casual encounter ad. Let me assure you, this proclamation is coming from her.
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  6. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    Odd. In my reading of the Bible I found that the Hebrews were led religiously and politically by a woman named Deborah, who was a Judge appointed by God to lead them. Another oddity God used a woman over a man to save them in the form of Jael who slew the enemy leader. And also odd considering Proverbs 31's description of a virtuous wife includes her doing such things as business, farming, manufacturing, making money, along with raising a family. So for her to stay at home and just make food would not rank her very highly on that list. And then when I reach the New Testament and read of Paul's dealings with Priscilla and Aquilla, a husband and wife in the tent making business... I find that Priscilla is mentioned before her husband every time and is shown as the dominant member of the pair. And both founded churches with Paul and Priscilla even more accurately instructed Apollos in the faith.

    Some times I wish pastors would read the Bible, it really helps a lot. :rolleyes:
  7. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    Plus in that Dishwalla song, God is a "she"
  8. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    They only go by the old Testament, where they can believe that Eve was to blame for everything by eating that apple.:rolleyes:
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  9. Narutakikun Force Ghost

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    I decided to swear off the political section here, but I couldn't let a Star Wars-themed board not see this - Barack Obama contemplates doing the "Jedi Mind Meld" on Congress:



    Beam me up, Luke!
  10. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    ^Not derp.

    Let me help you.

    “I certainly have no sympathy for child molesters, but I do have some grave doubts about putting people in jail because of their taste in pictures,”

    Understand? I have tried to lead by example rather than just give a definition but Obama throwing SW and ST into on silly comment is not derpitous.

    Scalia's comments about voting rights being racila entitlements DERP.

    Nuts. Insane. Makes me go garfarbldeedunkadoo. Some things are more extreme than others. But nuts is nuts and Obama's comments are not nuts.
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  11. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Um, yeah. The President gets Star Wars and Star Trek mixed up or meshes them together.

    Who cares?

    If a conservative President did that and liberals complained, conservatives would mumble some **** about liberals being too stupid to understand what is really important to the country--and it's not pop culture.
  12. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Isn't there a Jedi mind meld in the books?
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  13. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    Honest question: Do you think Obama has read "the books"?
  14. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Said book was Zahn book too, so. [face_talk_hand]
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  15. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    The White House Twitter comment on this was definitely DERP in my book.

    "These are not the cuts the American people are looking for."

    I get they want to look hip and use quotes they younger generation knows... but do they realize the context of the quote insinuates that THOSE ARE the cuts the American people are looking for? I mean if your going to pander at least do it right.
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  16. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    What Spock did to Valeris in Star Trek VI, the Jedi basically did to Cad Bane in season 2 of TCW.
  17. Ghost Chosen One

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    Yes.

    Yes.

    [IMG]
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  18. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  19. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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  20. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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  21. Juliet316 Chosen One

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  22. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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  23. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    That is really a terrible argument.
  24. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Everyone getting it yet? Why that is derp and Obama's scifi mistake is not?
  25. Diggy Force Ghost

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    That's a derp and Obama's scifi mistake is not.
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