Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Uh, I think Hilary is a bit past "hormone (r)age."

 

"There's alot fo evil in the world and you have to protect kids from evil."

And how does Pat Robertson suggest you protect an 11 year old from evil?

Why by smacking them around. Little twerp. Listening to devil music. Damn that puberty.

 

"You see?! Ar has spoken, He wants your children!"

Bare with me, you may have heard this joke before. A bunch of terrorists hijack airplanes and smash them into buildings killing thousands of people. So the priest says, "See? Abortions! Gays! Removing prayer from schools! Removing God from government! The Aristocrats!"

 

Here's the link

Marco Rubio says:

"I also don't believe that your sexual preferences are a choice for the vast and enormous majority of people,"

MY. GOD. A Republican actually says that homosexuality is not a choice, at least most of the time. Well **** me! Maybe he is The One! Neo? He's a wimp compared to this guy! **** Clinton! She is nothing compared to this young new hip dude!

"It's not that I'm against gay marriage. I believe the definition of the institution of marriage should be between one man and one woman," Rubio responded.

WELL. ****. I mean really. You say you are not against but then say it's between one man and one women therefore you are against gay marriage you stupid ass.

Huckabee? A liar but he has his act together. Cruz? A liar but he has his act together. Rubio? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! He's a clown.

 

I'm gonna parse this out, but I'm going to sound like a Rubio supporter--I'm not, but I find lack of nuance just as annoying when Republicans do it.

He's saying that he personally thinks that it should be one man and one woman, but that he's not going to try to stop states from redefining marriage if that's what they want. Just as you can be personally against abortion, like me, but I also believe people should have the freedom to choose that for themselves. I commend him for trying to be nuanced in how he phrased that, but most everyone else is going to see, "He's a hypocrite! He's not against it but he said he thinks it should be one way. Burn him! Burn him at the stake!"

I don't like his politics, but let's be real here: he never said he would oppose the idea of states deciding for themselves to institute gay marriage.

 

But it's Rubio. He's trying to dance and he is not good at it. This is the same guy who flip flopped on immigration to appeal to the base.

 

"Screw 'em", says Michigan man about neighbors complaining about Confederate flag and nooses hanging in his yard

I'm glad this guy doesn't live near me, and it's pretty LOL that he's living in a state that supported the Union during the Civil War with behavior like this

 

I watched the vid just for the hate crime comment. So then, what essentially people need to do but won't is exercise their free speech by say, burning a confederate flag? Send dude videos of it happening over and over? take it down when they are not there? I guess that might break a tresspassing law though.

 

I know, he's a lackluster candidate, but he did at least try to come off as reasonable even though it failed badly.

 

I say screw him.

 

SHE'S BACK!

“That’s how God wanted it, and again, it’s my belief and how I run my household and how I am,” Cheryl Rios, the CEO of Go Ape Marketing in Dallas, said on CNN’s “New Day.”
She said: “Like I believe in the woman should cook the meal for the man
“By no means am I saying every woman out there who doesn’t do what I do is a bad female

In other words, do as she says, not as she does.

 

Michelle Bachman says the Rapture is coming and Obama's to blame.

 

I literally just came here to post that. She likens it to the decreasing time span of labor pains.

 

I've heard the first argument way to many times. Haven't heard the abortion argument come up though.

 

I like how he tries to explain it away once questioned: “It is still too new to do a rigorous causation analysis using statistical methods,” That is some word salad right there. They get paid to sit there and come up with that nonsense.

Paid by? The Koch brothers, among others.

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California drought. Cause? Worshipping false gods

"A false god is one that you really do worship because you think it is godlike," Prager stated. "God created nature. Nature is subservient to God. Nature is created for the human being. Today it is the opposite. Where I live in Southern California, the reason we have no water is not because of drought, it is because of the worship of nature. For example, the incredible amount of water that is taken from humans in order to save some six-inch fish. This is the worship of nature."

Beck adds:

but Beck agreed and used the discussion to reiterate his belief that the world is unknowingly worshiping the false gods Baal and Moloch.

 

Pastor: "I don't need to pay taxes 'cuz Jebus."

 

Authorities say the couple — who have been married more than 50 years and own multiple pieces of property in Coos and Linn counties — tried a number of schemes to hide their assets from the government, including setting up trusts into which they transferred property titles; opening and using bank accounts in those trusts’ names; filing a bankruptcy petition to stop collection efforts; and depositing more than $110,000 into a “warehouse bank” in an attempt to conceal their ownership of the money.

Wow. Makes me wonder why we cannot go after mega corporations who are holding trillions in offshore accounts.

 

Football injuries? PHHHHHHHHT. Getting prayer in schools will fix that.

---Now see, I remember growing up in the inner city of Atlanta, Georgia. I went to Grady High School and I played football and we didn’t have all this high-speed gear and everything like that, there was no such thing about ‘targeting.’ I mean, you were not a tough football player unless you did try to hit someone head-on. And even in high school, before every game at Grady Stadium, the pastor would come down and pray before every football game. I don’t remember catastrophic injuries. I don’t remember anyone getting carted off that field paralyzed.
See, there’s something about the power of prayer.---


WELL. There you go. Had Junior Seau prayed before a game or had a preacher pray before a game he would never have suffered and killed himself due to them head injuries. On Limbaugh's show football comes up alot. Trying to have some safety parameter is a liberal conspiracy. Trying to have a safety parameter is the wussification of America. These players know what they are getting into so **** 'em. So get that prayer and god back in school, or else God will kill another football player.

 

That really, really pisses me off.

 

I've never heard of this one before.....