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Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    OH LOOK! A holocaust denier!

    “Frankly, I don’t believe that the official version of the Holocaust is true, whatsoever. Now first of all let me just start out by saying this, no, I’m not a racist.”

    “The issue is whether or not six million Jews died in gas chambers and were subsequently cremated… It’s an issue of whether these historical events took place or not.”

    “Well, they’re lying. It’s that simple… Why would it surprise you that they lie when the Bible says ‘Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ?’ They go on tour, make a bunch of money, and get famous writing their books and telling their stories. Frankly, they are lying… they are a handful of paid liars’ …”

    “Remember, Holocaust means whole burnt offering. You know what the real Holocaust is? The real burnt offering is going to be when all these Jews that don’t believe in Jesus Christ go to Hell for eternity. That’s the oven they ought to be worried about.”

     
  2. anakinfansince1983

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  3. VadersLaMent

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    Charleston church shooting? It's a socialist race war plot

    “InfoWars” host Alex Jones said today that he has heard from “every historical analyst, financial analyst, cultural analyst” that that a race war is coming to the U.S. this summer. He also learned from Matt Drudge, the conservative pundit, that “we could see the fall of America is coming.”

    What's funny to me is hearing Limbaugh today claim that the Left is all over this trying to link it as a right wing/conservative plot.

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    Well it has been way too long since someone accused Obama of being Satan

    “The perverts have taken over every aspect of every Western culture, which, by the way, is why ISIS is rising around the world,” Savage said. “Make no mistake about it, ISIS is a counterpoint to these psychotics. You don’t understand that, I do. I have a global perspective, I have a mystical perspective, I have a godly perspective and I am telling you there is a reason ISIS is making gains, it’s because of the vermin who have penetrated our culture and destroyed it from within.”

    President Obama, whom he said is “dumping so many Muslims in all-white Christian communities” in order to “bust up the Christian communities.”
    “The man is the Devil,” Savage continued. “Obama and his minions are the Devil themselves. They are not out to remake America but to destroy America. I stand by those words, I will not back down and someone on the Republican ticket has to stand up and show a pair of you-know-what and say something about this cultural degradation.”
    [face_devil]
     
  4. Juliet316

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  5. DantheJedi

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    Everything is a false flag operation or the like with Alex Jones. It's like stuff can't just happen.
     
  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Pretty much.
     
  7. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    Because nothing proves you have balls more than being afraid to say the word "balls."
     
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  8. VadersLaMent

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    The NRA has addressed the Charleston church shooting with a reasoned and level headed response that is good for all socitey

    Just kidding. They think everyone should have had a gun and everything would have been ok. [face_peace]

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    Thank goodness for those job creators. We should allow them to do what they want because they make the world go 'round. You know, like Nearly running over two people and when they protest call them faggots and then get out and beat the hell out of them
     
  9. VadersLaMent

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    Kids are dumb. So dumb in fact that if you tell thme it's ok to be gay they'll all go out and gets AIDS

    Cuz yeah, we are all just sitting here all gay and stuff already just waiting for some excuse to go out and do gay stuff like if we just hear about gay we will all be gay and get AIDS and die.

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    **** the actual Constitution of the United States and anything the founding fathers actually said or wrote, God has got to be in public schools

    Be sure to stay home during those mid terms. Because that helps so much.
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    Let's start with a debate about the Trans pacific thing and end with Another speech about how America was founded as a Christian nation and gay marriage is evil

    “It is a matter of a constitutional crisis when the Highest Court in the land not merely strikes down and says that their opinion is more important than Moses’,

     
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  10. anakinfansince1983

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    Moses didn't really give a **** about who was gay and who wasn't, he cared about who was enslaving Hebrews.
     
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  12. DantheJedi

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    Do it, dude. Go all "Buddhist Monk protest". Try and see if anyone will stop you.
     
  13. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    Why is Moses such a great guy? If you're going to make this argument, you're going to want to say that the Ten Commandments were written by God, not Moses. Because who's Moses? Just a guy. Pretty unstable guy, really.
     
  14. VadersLaMent

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    The reason having a conversation about the S.C. shooting is hard is because we don't have a clear view of what is actually evil

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. And interesting statement. Perhaps we should dig further and see what we can find and strive to a better society.

    As a nation, when these things happen, we never have the conversation about real evil. We also never have the conversation about mental health. For that matter, we don't have honest conversations about why some kid in Minnesota or Alabama would want to go join ISIS and kill their fellow citizens or why some kid would want to join neo-nazis or a gang.
    Instead, we descend into partisan conversations where everything is political and neither side can concede or acknowledge the other's points. Everyone and everything gets blamed while ignoring the actual person who killed.

    Ok, ok. Sounds promising.

    I realize now why that is. I realize why we will never have the conversation we should have.
    A society that looks at a 65 year old male Olympian and, with a straight face, declares him a her and "a new normal" cannot have a conversation about mental health or evilbecause that society no longer distinguishes normal from crazy and evil from good.

    DAMN! Almost reasonable. Like gays, the right wing media seems to use the false idea that we will all start being gay if we see it, start changing sexes when we see it, and can't control ourselves at all so that way they can tell us what we should be doing. it's like an extreme form of gaslighting.
     
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  15. VadersLaMent

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    It's times like this when instead of an all encompassing thread i wish I could start a new thread for the thread title alone. ready?

    his Lord Satan will return in July 2015 in Oregon when marijuana becomes legal there

    OK, ok. Dude's ****** up quotes are awesome:

    With Lucifer here just in time for the heat wave, not only will death and possessions be taking place, Blair also predicts there will be marijuana influenced orgies next to churches, riots, zombie attacks, and teenagers injecting THC into their genitals.

    BAM! Injecting THC into your business.

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  16. VadersLaMent

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    I think we should all take this time to publicly apologize to ted Cruz for all the bad comments and jokes we have made at his expense. He is obviously a concerned citizen most recently expressed this past weekend at a gun range

    “It’s sad to see the Democrats take a horrific crime and try to use it as an excuse, not to go after people with serious mental illness or people who are repeat felons or criminals, but instead try to use it as an excuse to take away Second Amendment rights of law-abiding citizens.”

    “You know the great thing about the state of Iowa is, I’m pretty sure you all define gun control the same way we do in Texas — hitting what you aim at.”

    “My wife, Heidi, who is a petite, 5’2 California blonde, she was standing at the tripod unloading the full machine gun with a pink baseball cap that said ‘armed and fabulous.'”

    “There’s a famous saying, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. There is a reason why the Second Amendment is right after the First.”

     
  17. Rogue1-and-a-half

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    Now that is about the most crass thing possible.
     
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  19. Goodwood

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    Is it too late to bring up how Fox News tried to spin the Charleston shooting as some sort of anti-religion thing?
     
  20. Juliet316

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    Pretty much already brought up, already.
     
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  21. Goodwood

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    Whoops, sorry. [face_blush]
     
  22. VadersLaMent

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    Nothing stopping you from finding it, quoting it, and adding to it if you wish but yes it's posted.

    There is no way the U.S. will be allowed to collapse as economically speaking it is tied into everyone. Still, Putin is a clear example that the only reason we don't call Russia and China enemies right now is it would really make for rough seas.
     
  23. VadersLaMent

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  24. Goodwood

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    What about those folks who think that Jesus was black? Which if he existed, he probably was—or at least very, very Semitic. ;)
     
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    So yeah. Confederate Flag = a racist symbol in this day and age. Bigotry! So, we must remove these symbols of intolerance! Are you with me?!

    Get rid of the gay pride rainbow flag says Breitbart

    :rolleyes:

    Under this banner of hate, people are outed against their will, terrorized out of businessmerely for being Christian, bullied and harassed for thoughtcrimes; moreover, “hate crimes” are being manufactured to keep us divided, Christians are refused service, death threats are hurled, and Christianity is regularly smeared as hate speech.

    Yep. When you are a bigot, just call those you are bigoted against bogots.