Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Yes. This is the same person who has used Answers In Genesis as a serious source in a book.

 

What is she, a pre-cog?

No, that's giving her too much credit....

 

The American Revolution. The anti-slavery movement. Women's suffrage. The Civil Rights movement. Charles Koch. What is Koch comparing to these movements in history?

Resisting government regulation

“History demonstrates that when the American people get motivated by an issue of justice that they believe is just, extraordinary things can be accomplished,” Koch told 450 wealthy conservatives assembled in the ballroom of a lavish oceanfront resort here.

There they are. So much money, oceanfront resort...SO OPPRESSED!

Civil Rights? This guy was a part of the John Birch Society which thought the Civil Rights movement was communist.

 

The Large Hadron Collider is the new Tower of Babel and will destroy us all!!!!

WWWWeeeeell, there was already a Tower of babel and yet here we are. And this reminds me of the DC Comics mythology of a scientist billions of years prior who views the origin of the Universe and is punished for reaching too far and the universe is split into what we see and the Anti matter Universe. in DC Comics we get super powers. In this jackass'es...jackass'...jackas...this dude's world we only get him and his religion.

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Why do we need sacturary cities against gay marriage? Uh...Because evil mexicans?

 

Let's see what items are in the bill the GOP is offering to defund Planned parenthood. I'm sure it is all logical and well reasoned and based on proper ethics.

Here we go

introduced by Rep. Walter Jones (NC) on July 29, calls on the House to “consider legislation to protect traditional marriage and prevent taxpayer funding of abortion.”
The resolution begins by stating that the United States is based on “Judeo-Christian principles” and notes that the “creator is explicitly mentioned in the Declaration of Independence.”

The resolution also says the Supreme Court “invalidated the wishes of States that prohibited same-sex marriage” in its historic Obergefell v. Hodges ruling in June. It goes on to accuse Planned Parenthood of killing “50,000,000 unborn children.”

Before demanding the House take up four bills related to abortion and LGBT rights, the resolution cites two Bible verses.

“Whereas in Jeremiah 1:5 the Bible reads ‘Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee.'; and Whereas in 1 Timothy 4:1–5 the Bible reads ‘Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils': Now, therefore, be it Resolved, That the House of Representatives calls upon the Speaker to encourage committee chairs to schedule the following legislation for immediate committee consideration, then follow through with scheduling votes on the House floor if they are reported favorably by their respective committees.”

 

VLM, you lost me at Rep. Walter Jones.

 

Bobby Jindal cuts medicaid funding to Planned Parenthood

Ready? This is about abortion. There are 2 Planned Parenthood places in his state. Neither one provides abortions.

 

Ann Coulter is still relevant?

 

Yeah, he did, a couple of years ago. I think it was covered in this very thread in fact.

 

I thoguht this was fake when I first saw it as it came from a batch of web pages that are essentially Poe's Law tests. They are not satire, they are designed to look like something someone would say but is totally fictional. Well, HERE YOU WILL FIND this piece of garbage making an apology.

"If a woman has [the right to an abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman?" Lockman wrote. "At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t [in most cases] result in anyone’s death."
Lockman released a statement Wednesday in which he said he regrets his comments.
"I have always been passionate about my beliefs, and years ago I said things that I regret," the statement read. "I hold no animosity toward anyone by virtue of their gender or sexual orientation, and today I am focused on ensuring freedom and economic prosperity for all Mainers."

One thing I am tired of is a politician who says something racist, sexist, makes rape look harmless, cheats on their wife, and just claims they are so passionate about America they just make mistakes.

 

UCLA student writes article about why women should get free tampons, is attacked by sexist trolls

While I think the idea is silly and ridiculous (I mean, by this logic, shouldn't men get razors and shaving cream for free as well?), just tell the person their position is bad constructively, without resorting ad hominem attacks and such.

 

World Net Daily...

Yeah I know, but it's via Rightwingwatch so you don't have to give WND clicks. And what, do you ask, is the WND saying?

Nothing, they just caught a demon running across the screen when Obama visited Kenya.

 

Unbelievable. Just wow.

 

In the immortal words of Ralph Nader, the reason we don't have solar power is because the oil companies don't own the Sun

Hey kids! Want to have solar power in Michigan? PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT **** YOU!

 

As someone who lives in Michigan, it's too cloudy most of the time to make solar power feasible.

Just saying.

 

"The best defense against ******** is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something."

 

Obama is an atheist with Muslim sympathies

I don't...wait...wut...

 

Well, that's somewhat of a new twist on an old theme.

 

God is more real to me than clouds--Huckabee

Hyperbole?

“I’m not a person who has doubted God,” he answered in calm and sure tones. “I would more likely doubt the existence of clouds…God is much more real to me than the clouds, or anything else.”
He adds that his faith “is not abstract. It’s not just something mentally that I believe in. It’s something that I’ve truly felt, experienced in my whole being and life.”

He actually says in the video he has flown through clouds but never put his hands on them. Chris Matthews had a good line this past week concerning Huckabee. he said he thinks the "good old boy Huck" is just a trick, that he is truly a vicious man.

 

Hey kids. Trump. Megyn Kelly. Have something bad to say about Trump on the matter? Then you're a Nazi

What has followed has been 48-hours of the most disgusting pieces of political analyses I have ever heard in my life. A plu-perfect example of the insight of Hitler's Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels: "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." There was not a word said, not a hint, not a suggestion, that Donald Trump ever said Megyn Kelly asked her lead question of him because she was menstruating. Say again... not... a... word. Not one. This is -- there is no other word for it -- a Goebbels-esque lie.