Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Jesus H. Christ, man...

 

Inorite

 

my eyes are screaming

 

Just because this thread seems like the place to dump something like this....and I wish there were fewer morons in the U.S., I really do....here you go.



I ****ing hate bookface right now because it's an election year and once again I see all the nincompoops who believe that the presidential election is somehow more important than the local elections that they never pay attention to yet could actually return the wishes of their constituents, vote against their own best interests. They do it every four years. Working class people with mortgages and children and very little in the bank, shouting on stupid ****ing facebook about how the lib'rels are gonna take their guns away and the queers will force their kids to watch gay porn in school and pray to Allah. There are seriously people who believe this sort of **** and they're in your community. This is why it's essential that you vote in your local elections and make damn sure you know who's trying to sneak onto your local school board. THAT's where your vote will matter.

 

Did you get preggers after being raped? Well that's just the silver lining God gave you!

You see? Were you taken by force?
Violently shown who's in charge?
Just turn that frown upside dooooooown....
And always look on the bright side of life (whistles)

A very important line in this item:

The sickening conclusion is that women should be given absolutely no choice in who they conceive with.

 

The point begins at 3:30 (though watch the whole thing if you wish)



And here why that vid is important

“There is a spirit of persecution that is coming out of this homosexual movement, and it’s not enough that they get weddings in their own private churches.
“They want to come to your church, they want to come to your business, they might even come to your home.”
“If you are a bed and breakfast owner, they’ll come right into your home and demand to have sex in your guest bedroom and there’s nothing you can do, they say, to deny them service because they have a right to violate your freedom.”

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Oh what else for the day. Oh I know, Here's david Duke talking about how we the American people need to give Trump the room to get rid of the Jews

 

We're not going to get bullied"

Says the gop in North Carolina which passed a bathroom gender bill. Those silly civil rights.

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Pastor says you have a retarded spirit in you if you play video games

If you have callouses on your thumbs, you’re a loser. If you’re more than 18 years old and you’re still jackin’ around with that stuff… .
I curse that spirit in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
There are young gals in this church. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful young gals, and you know why they can’t get a date? ‘Cause that retarded spirit got onto young men.

 

Did ya have your morning coffee yet? Need a lil pick me up?

ATHEISTS AND ASS-GNOSTICS HAVE TAKEN OUR LAND AND CHILDREN!

 

Unicorns. Noah's Ark. God told him so.

“God came to me in a dream and showed me a vision of Noah’s Ark,” said Hamm in a radio interview on WEHW. “In the vision, I saw Noah tending to unicorns and chupacabras in cages.”

“God tells us he created all land animals the same day he created man about 6,000 years ago and what’s more there were even dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark because God told Noah to take pairs of every kind of land animal,” said Hamm in a YouTube video. “You see, dinosaurs are no mystery at all if you accept the Bible’s account of creation.”

 

Evil, wicked GAY PEOPLE!

I want the school boards of America in the hands of evangelical Christians within the next four to six years,” he said. “And it can happen and that will have a huge impact because so many school districts now are controlled by wicked, evil people, and the gays and lesbians, and I keep bringing their name up, but they are at the forefront of this attack against Christianity in America.”

Oh goodness. I thought that would be it. Edit: (ready?)

Billy Graham's Daughter talking about why God let's evil things happen....transgenders...9/11...

“[If we repent] I think he would begin to reveal the plots of terrorists before they are carried out, even the weather patterns he can control and protect us from violent storms.
“I think that’s why God allows bad things to happen. I think that’d why he would allow 9/11 to happen, or the dreadful attack in San Bernardino. To show us we need him.”

Oh WOW. Advertising how her god is a giant selfish jerk.

 

Don't let the Devil rape your children!

You know, at Target.

 

Don't let the Devil rape your children!

You know, at Target.

 

What the hell did I just watch?

 

So awkward.

 

1.) is one of her children/husband played by john goodman (the one shouting unintelligably at the end)?

2.) did she say "this is Confucian"?

 

No, she pronounced 'confusion' correctly. Trying to accuse others of Confucianism neither fits Evil Gay Target nor her apparent education level.

 

i thought she was a disciple of the great master K'ung

 

Can't believe I haven't seen this discussed yet...(I was waiting for some confirmation this was real)

http://wlos.com/news/raw-news/raw-full-interview-with-tow-truck-driver-stranded-motorist

"A tow truck driver who left a woman stranded on the side of the interstate in North Carolina because of conflicting political views defended his actions because he said he's had trouble with "that socialist mindset" before."

 

Yeah, a page back. I wonder about the legality of it. He does say he can refuse service, and I think that is true so long as she is in no danger. I'm sure there are details for each state.

 

This is going to shock. But in this link and vid you shall see..............A DEMOCRAT.........going on an anti-gay/trangender rant.

Former NC Speaker Joe Mavretic

 

And...Democrats are not all "liberals" or whatever your point is, and no one has said they are. There's crazies in all parties, just the proportion is different in each.

Not "our fault" a lot of the most attention-grabbing-seeking folks tend to be clustered more thickly some places more than others.

 

Yes, that was indeed the point.

Well let's see what's happening on the WAR TO DEFEND AGAINST TRANNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!

Michelle Obama......

Michelle Obama is a tranny who had Joan Rivers killed because Joan Rivers joked that she is a tranny. Alex Jones, ladies and gentlemen.

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"I'm not calling for violence BUT...

I’m going to tell you where I think we’re going: civil war. I believe this is the opening shot from Obama for civil war.

I’m not calling for violence. I’m calling for massive civil disobedience. Shut down the system. My God, what do we have to do? They’re coming after your innocent children!

he’s not a legitimate American president, he’s a fake and he’s been allowed to do these wicked things for eight years because there’s been no resistance to him, and now he’s going for it, he’s got the pedal to the metal. He’s coming into the schools to rape your children.

 

Jeb Bush faithsplains tolerence

Using the Washington florist who was sanctioned for refusing services to a gay customer as an example, Bush explained, “A big country, a tolerant country ought to be able to figure out the difference between discriminating against someone because of their sexual orientation, and not forcing someone to participate in a wedding that they find goes against their moral beliefs.”

 

While apparently living in his mother's basement here is Theodore Shoebat expalining how Hillary Clinton should be executed for witchcraft

If you decide to browse a link or two you'll find he pretty much wants everyone executed. And if you don't vote for trump you are part of a Satanic conspiracy.

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Even though they know they are not allowed to discriminate against LGTB folks this school explains how it will discriminate against such folks

You know, God and all.

“If we cannot legally refuse students who are struggling with homosexuality or gender identification, we must maintain our right to hold to the truths of God’s Word,” Breitkreutz wrote in the letter obtained by the New Republic. “In other words, although we do not have the right to refuse admittance to people choosing an outwardly sinful lifestyle, we do maintain the right to discipline and dismiss students for these choices.”

 

Trump's adultery was approved by God

See, all you need is to say it's ok with God. Ann Coulter:

“You know where he met Marla Maples?” Coulter said of Trump’s second wife, who was rumored to be his mistress while he was married to his first wife, Ivana. “You know where he met her? I haven’t really followed his personal story very closely but he met her in church.”
People Magazine reported at the time that Trump and Maples met at a celebrity tennis tournament in Atlantic City in 1985 and by “1987, during services at the Marble Collegiate Church in Manhattan, Trump was secretly romancing Maples as he found ways to temporarily ditch Ivana and their kids.”
“There are degrees of murder, there are degrees of adultery,” she said. “It’s not his strongest point, oh well. He’s the only one who’s going to build the wall.”

 

Stopped reading right there