Senate Derp, DERP. Derpitimus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeerp...

Wut?

 

If this judge understands, then he is diabolical. if he doesn't, it makes you wonder what the hell is wrong with our vetting process for judges that this can get through.

 

its not even our fault this time. its canadia

 

Oh, Canada!

 

Everything went wrong when Canada came along



etc...

 

I'd go with diabolical because if it's the latter, Canada's screwed.

 

Looook at them. Behold your masters. Brother fought brother when we abolished slavery in this country. Your marijuana, your alcohol, your cocaine....

Only God can save you from vegetables!

 

Gravity schmavity!

Flat Earthers.

"I love the Lord," she said in a phone call. "He really guides and directs my steps." Browsing YouTube one day, Patrice saw "something just about that little phrase 'flat Earth.' It just kind of dropped into my brain. I felt like the Lord was saying, 'Look into that.'"

"One night, it looked a whole lot like there were clouds passing behind the moon," he said. "I grab my binoculars and sure enough, that's definitely what I'm seeing. So that's not working out if the moon is [about] 238,000 miles away."

Galileo was wrong: "The sun and the moon rotate the Earth," she added. "They follow each other. The Earth is the center."

"My position is that the end of Earth is likely just beyond Antarctica," said Long. "Some flat Earthers think there is more land past Antarctica, or that we are on an infinite plane, but I definitely ascribe to the thought that it ends beyond Antarctica.

Gravity is "a magical invisible force that doesn't exist," Henderson said. "It's just a theory."

"There's two things in physics called density and buoyancy," Henderson continued. "When people understand density and buoyancy properly, the whole gravity thing just goes out the window."
"The Bible does talk about the four corners of the Earth, so it's very possible that there are actual four corners to the Earth," Patrice added. "I think we're contained in the dome and that we're on a disk. The Bible also talks about the Earth being a disk."
"I want everyone to know that NASA are liars, we never went to the moon and the Earth is flat," Patrice stated.
"The NASA astronauts, these people are Freemasons, they're Satanists," Patrice said, echoing her claim about Newton and Einstein. "You can see the Freemason rings on pictures of the astronauts if you zoom into their hands. They're all Freemasons and it's Satanic. They worship Satan."

 

Ugh, flat-earthers...

 

That is pretty bad even for flat-earthing. Do most flat-earthers believe that the Moon is lower than the clouds? Because that's a whole other level of crazy.

 

For every con man putting out the info there are those who believe it. So that makes the Moon a few dozen miles high, not 235,000 miles away.

 

So yeah it's even worse

The 19-year-old woman said she was raped over a bathroom sink during a house party.
According to records of the trial, Camp asked her why she didn't "skew her pelvis" or push her bottom into the sink to avoid penetration. He openly wondered, "Why couldn't you just keep your knees together?"
On the subject of sex in general, and sex with young women in particular, he said, "Young wom[e]n want to have sex, particularly if they're drunk."
In a different part of the trial, he said "Some sex and pain sometimes go together...that's not necessarily a bad thing."
Camp, 64, ultimately acquitted the man charged with the crime, and then told him:
"I want you to tell your friends, your male friends, that they have to be far more gentle with women. They have to be far more patient. And they have to be very careful. To protect themselves, they have to be very careful."

 

I wanna give this d-bag a sneaker enema.

 

Well, I think we know what this guy does on weekends.

 

Let's see, what could be the reason behind Clinton's pneumonia?

Bacteria? Naw.

Virus? No, no..

DEMONIC POSSESSION!

 

We got Obama's birth certificate was all photoshop, we got Obama's dad is not his real dad, we got Obama's mother was a sex worker for the CIA, selling a movie they made concerning it all:

ALEX JONES!

And it just mind-boggles, mind-boggles that Barack Obama’s mother was a honey trap for the Central Intelligence Agency -- a sex operative -- and now her son is the president. I mean, you just cannot make this stuff up.

Apparently you can, and make a good living doing so.

 

It's ok! He only means the extreme ones you PC Police folk



See, he ran out of letters so he just ran with that.

 

Oh greetings! My demonic assistant and I are going to Satanically attack your presidential nominee, Donald Trump!



“that if you choose to run for president, there’s going to be a concentrated Satanic attack against you.”
“He said there’s going to be a demon, principalities and powers, that are going to war against you on a level that you’ve never seen before and I’m watching it every day.”
“Now God I ask that you would touch this man, Donald J. Trump. Give him the anointing to lead this nation.”



Damn you! I'd have succeeded if it wasn't for the Don King showing up to ligitimise the whole affair!

 

Why ask God to intervene? Let Satan have him.

 

Hey, black folks. There was no racism and it's all your fault.



Oh, and it's Obama's fault too. He brought all this.

 

Thanks Barry.