Senate Derp. DERP. Derpitus Maximus. Derpity deeeeeeeerp!

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Juliet316 Chosen One

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  2. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  3. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    I liked purely for the reaction pic. Captures mine perfectly.
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  4. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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  5. Juliet316 Chosen One

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  6. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    The head of their dept of health and education. Whew. We have the same problem here with the House Science Committee.
  7. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    The House Science Committee is right now, for me at least, the biggest embarrassment I suffer for being an American since the Cheney administration.
  8. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    I tried to warn everyone here a few months ago but I was shot down.
  9. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    [IMG]

    Not sure if this is true or not, but if it is it belongs here.
  10. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    IF YOU'RE FAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT...
  11. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    "Putting an end to masturbation"

    [face_rofl]
  12. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Please tell me his Twitter account was hacked because I... I...

    The current Tea Party/GOP makes me lose more brain cells by the day *headdesk*
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  13. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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  14. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    This has been coming for a while. The newly increased awareness of autism spectrum disorders due, I guess, to the internet has led to right-wingers and Christians categorizing people who don't agree with them as feckless nerd auties.
  15. Ghost Chosen One

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    This is too funny to possibly be real [face_laugh]
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  16. Emperor_Billy_Bob Chosen One

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    My guess is that the Fappy thing is some kind of performance art.
  17. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    It's a parody of evangelical premarital abstinence campaigns. And a very good one. Love Fappy's Facebook page!

    Also, May is National Masturbation Month.
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  18. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    I just checked out Fappy's facebook page. That is some seriously hilarious stuff. I really hope that tweet was real.
  19. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    That has to be a joke....i mean..."Fappy the Antt-Masturbation Dolphin"?

    Either John Kasich is screwing with his Twitter followers, or someone got happy with PhotoShop.



    EDIT -- It's fake. From "SuperOfficialNews.com".

    Basically, a poor man's Onion.

    here's another one:
    [IMG]
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  20. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Well that sparks a whole new debate. It is "fap" or fwap"?

    I was listening to my usualy radio shows and came across a local station on the AM dial that is another right wing Koch brothers Clear Channel station. The interview guest has a book coming out about the "hoax" of climate change. About how we are better off since oil replaced wood because way back then people inhaled all the wood burning residue and that was worse than burning oil. Also water was dirty and somehow oil makes it all clean. About how oil is good for everyone and does not hurt the enviornment at all and is in fact better for the environment because:

    1. It's all natural so nature does not hurt nature.

    2. God. God made oil so it's ok.

    3. I stopped listening after that.
  21. LatvianPotatoFarmer Jedi Knight

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    Is no climate change in Latvia. Only cold and sadness.
  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Glenn Beck: "God must destroy us."

    "He has got to destroy us," warned Beck. "We are becoming an affront to him in every step of the way. We are denying his existence. We are denying his power. We are slapping him in the face."


    There's video.
  23. Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost

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    You know what's inherently horrible? I can't prove the existence of god, but I can prove the existence of Glen Beck.
  24. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    I can't, therefore, he's not real.
  25. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    Is that the royal We?