Dex's Diner

*giggles throughout Kenobi's whispering, then joins in the Jedi Moon*

...

*ponders if this would be a good time for a hailstorm of arrows...*

Hm. Well, I see the Jedi are showing their true selves, their best sides.

Simply...













(((WAIT FOR IT!!!!))























Un-

-Nat-

-Ur-

-AL.


*looks over to Vader who just arrived*

Your old friends are surely showing a lot of cheek, have you perfected your 'force spank', hmmm? Would come in hand right now...

*blushes slightly*

Not that I'd ever stoop to THAT, or training that mind you, er, ahem.

*a halo appears over Sid's head, promptly clatters to the ground*

Get that, will you son?

*mutters an aside whilst hiking up trousers and adjusting obi after the mooning* Considering the rumor that the Emperor has concubines, don't you hate to think of him EVER using something like "Force Spank"?

"I don't think so, Tim"

Al Borland, HOME IMPROVEMENT

And I meant HANDY not HAND, see what happens when you leave proof reading to underlings? First they goof on that Order 66 to take out ALL the Jedi (damn sloppy work, leaving survivors), now this. Well, what do you expect from clones of this generation? It's like making a copy of a copy of a copy, they just get dimmer and dimmer with each iteration. And you just don't want to know all the snickering that went on with the third order after 66, had to flat out strike that from the books and zap a few just to put that behind me.

An evil dictator's work is NEVER done it seems.

Sigh.

At least I can BBQ my own lunch... *flings blue bolts into a side of beef, then picks up a brush and slathers on sauce while humming a merry tune*

?I?d be cloning by the hour, if they?d simply just not glower, and I could teach them to shoot straight?..tum dee dee, tum dee dee?(etc.)? If they only had a braaaaaain?..?

*links arms with Vader and skips merrily along the (*edited due to copyright infringement with MGM pictures*) road,*

"We're off to find the old wizard, the only one left behind...."

*fade to black, roll credits, "I'd like to thank the Academy, and NO I WON'T WEAR THE WHITE COAT, GET THAT AWAY FROM ME, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEEE..."... Sound of film flapping on the reel*

*giggles from the booth, having readjusted her tunic after the aforementioned event. Starts flicking Skittles at Sid, with the help of the Force*

You're weird.

You have NO idea....

Scar from The Lion King

ROFLMFJAO!!! *Straightens out tunics. Raises Glass towards Sid!*

Lovely gesture, Master K, but do you mind, your trousers are still around your ankles.

*rolls his eyes at the heavens and looks away*

*falls out of the booth laughing again* Master K!!! Come on!! A little dignity?

Dignity? Have you ever seen Velvet Goldmine!? LOL

Ahem, yours are still down as well, you know.

Except for that Kai person, I wonder why all the Jedi seem so capable of fixing tunics but never notice the trousers? But then the "Masters" never noticed a Dark Lord of the Sith RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM for years either, so it's not entirely surprising.

And it did make them easier to catch with Order 66, matter of timing, they don't run so fast with their pants down... kind of a waddle really.

Ah, and you know, I think that explains YODA... senile old toad never did pull his pants up, was always waving it a Qui-Gon when no one else was looking for a laugh, so I hear. Probably where his apprentice got it from as well.

((That irreverent enough or shall I go on?? *snicker* I've been watching Monty Python on DVD, so I have lots of inspiration...))

*The clone judges score Sid: 9.9, 9.9, 9.9, 9.9 and a perfect 10 from the judge in black armor*

Oh, why, thank you, you flatter me! This week you get paid!

Yeah yeah yeah *adjusts pants for Sid's sake*
Your judges are biased. I want a recount.

No, Master K, I haven't seen Velvet Goldmine. And after what it did to poor Yoda, I'm not sure I want to. (Though I did hesitate over the "add" button when I saw it on Netflix)

*wave his hand at Tionne*

Rent it, you want to doooon't youuuuuu...

Get Peter Jackson's Epic BAD TASTE while you are at it.

*smiles warmly*

Trust me, those films will make for a night to remember.

And unlike the *others* around here she actually knows how to keep her trousers up.

Er, wait, that just sounds wrong.

Let me rephrase that...

Ah, welcome back!

*frowns* Hmmm...those are not space stations... but that reminds me.

*calls Vader on the com link*

Lord Vader please.
Ah, Vader. I want more of them. Yes, I said more of them, I don't care what they cost, the senate surely won't complain, heh.
*Indistinct heavy breathing comes faintly from the com link*
What? What? Oh, fine, fine, fine just one then. And this time build it in orbit around someplace quiet and green, maybe Endor or the like.
*More insistent higher pitched breathing from the com*
What? Oh, dear me, you are SUCH a whiner! *rolls his eyes* Very well, the moon of Endor then, alright! Look son, frankly I don't care, pick one. Just DO IT, DO IT NOW!
*Uneven heavy breathing from com link tapering off with vague muttering*
And have it in time for my birthday, or heads will ROLL!

*hangs up on Vader*

That boy will be the death of me, I swear.

Why do I all of a sudden feel like I have a very BAD TASTE in my mouth.

Welcome back Miana, sorry to hear about the rough days. You shouldn't have to work in here though. This is a place for R&R!

*offers Tionne a "Mustafar Cinnamon Meltdown" breath mint and smiles*

This should do the trick, just remember to tie something across your head so when it tries to flee your esophagus it is still in reach.

*looks at breathmint and then at Sid suspiciously*
I get the feeling this is a bit like a deathstick....the little voices are telling me not to trust you. Should I listen?

*sighing, Anakin comes into the diner after spending some, (cough) quality time with a certain Senator. Obi-Wan had recomended this little dinerto him before, but he didn't really like the place. But, it was late and he needed a place to rest before he had to go out on an assignment. He walks to the bar and orders a Venti Iced Carmel Macciato*

*wanders back in after a few day's absence and notices Anakin, decides to take a chance and sits next to him, offering a friendly smile*
Hi there...you come here often?

*Notices that Anakin has wandered in.* Finishes adjusting tunic AND pants, and orders another drink.

*Looks over at Vader standing next to him* If that's Anakin, then who?

*notices the hooked beak*

Damn muppets, they're everywhere, like locusts.

*Orders another drink and a pesticide for Vader. Vader suddenly has 'an appointment' and dashes off*

Bloody imposters.

*looks over to TionneHawk and smirks lightly at him* No..... Why? You trying to pick me up or something? *chuckles into his glass* That sounds like a lame pick up line. "You come here often?" *laughs again* And... *clears his throat* I'm not into that, no matter what the holonet news will tell you. *takes a chug of his coffee*


*looks over to his master* Ah... Kenobi. Thought you would be in this little Poodu hole.


(because I can't say C*%P or S*%T)